CWC-isms, best and worst?

[Bgheff]

Chris has many weird [cwc=CWC-isms]words[/cwc] and [cwc=Minor_CWC-isms]phrases[/cwc] he uses. Are there any that you catch yourself using or that you find amusing? Are there any that just flat out annoy you?

I've declared myself honest and true a few times (although I usually use it to mean I am a dang dirty liar.) Heart level, because it reminds me of zelda. perhaps he things Link dies of a broken heart? Mass-debating, because of the silliness.

The CWC-isms that annoy me are usually the real words he's corrupted. "Comeuppance" being a fine example. I am at a loss to even wonder how he bastardized that word. "gave the birth", when he talks about how his mothered spawned him, as even a child would be able to say that correctly. Fondful, because there is no reason to add ful to fond.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"Boyfriend-free Girl"
"Love Quest"
"Attraction Location"
"Monthly Tugboat"
"TRUE and HONEST"

I like these the best!

 

[Uzumaki]

"Build into a sweetheart from the ground up."

The implications of this are terrifying. I imagine something like a cross between Saw and that one scene from Clockwork Orange where Alex is strapped to the forced movie watching machine.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Mislabelings has found its way into my vocabulary.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Pedofork, brothers!

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

My two personal favorites are "DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS" and "Noviophobia".

And I wonder: what is noviophobia supposed to mean? To me it sounds like a fear of boyfriends; a less nonsensical term would probably be "jerkophobia."

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

Pedofork, brothers!

Once again, Hulk Hogan is correct.

I think "gave the birth" is pretty bad, mainly because it sounds like Barb gave Chris an object called The Birth to him.

 

[mlwalsh]

I like "true and honest" a great deal. Referring to one's sleep schedule as a biological clock also made me chuckle.

 

[spaps]

"Curse-ye-ha-me-ha," and "honest content" are my favorites, while "niggos" is my least favorite.

 

[BillRiley]

Though I find most cwckisms too stupid to use, I'll occasionally slip "unto" in the conversation.

 

[Tomboy]

Sweetheart from the Ground Up, that one sounds terrifying. And honestly every time I hear the word "sweetheart," I can't help but be reminded of him. He uses that word way too much.

 

[Enig]

I find "attraction location" to be a good description for use while playing RollerCoaster Tycoon. Also, "gaybian" and "butt garments" still get me to laugh.

 

[Fialovy]

I like the CWC-ism sweetbolt, that is one of my pet names for Dun. Because we met on the CWCki, he actually understands the humor behind it.

 

[LordCustos3]

Sweetheart from the Ground Up, that one sounds terrifying. And honestly every time I hear the word "sweetheart," I can't help but be reminded of him. He uses that word way too much.

Yeah. That one is quite horrifying. I kept waiting for him to slip and say he wanted a Ground Up Sweetheart....y'know, like from a butcher.

One the opposite side there is his constant quest to find a Boyfriend..............free Girl.

Anyhow....
Best:

• *Pedofork
  *Comeuppance
  *Mental Block
  *Break You Dead
  *Virgin with Rage
  *Foundate
  *Self-Epic
  *Heart Level/Scale of Respect
  *I Can Feel the Cosmos

Worst:

• *Fuzzy-Wuzzies/Prickly-Wicklies
  *Noviophobia
  *Tobacky
  *Telekinesis (to mean Telepathy)
  *Hex Bawx
  *Walter Grisby
  *Butt Garments
  *Sonichu

 

[Trombonista]

"Laughs under lucricities" is one of the stupidest things I have ever read. "Navy" is kind of cute, though.

 

[JULAY]

Oh, God, where to begin?

Let's start with "muscle bra"... pretty tame, but kind of funny that Chris wanted to express that though he has the need to wear a bra, it's not because he's a fat fuck (with tits), rather, he's so gosh-darned muscular he needs a bra to keep those manly pecs held in.

Next, "monthly tugboat". Not only is it utterly incomprehensible to get what he's talking about without already knowing what he's talking about, if you hear his explanation, it sounds completely, well... autistic:

"it's a fun story. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking. "

OK, last one for now,... "duck" and "china". Both are so fucking childish that I've quite literally heard seven or eight year old kids speak in a more adult manner about human genitalia. I don't know exactly why he originated these terms, but his use of them fucking disturbs me. Greatly.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I really like grand number of pounds. It sounds so . . . stately, in an autistic way. It's like a British gent talking about paying off his mortgage.

Yes, china and duck are good.

Monthly tugboat and vidya seem to be favorites.

Y'all should know me by now is a popular catchphrase, and my favorite forum rank on the old forum.

I also like trollin' stupid.

And of course there's the name of the poster above me which inspired epic ween stupidity.

 

[Niachu]

I like Crumple-lope. Sounds kinda like something from Dr. Suess.

 

[Uzumaki]

I like Crumple-lope. Sounds kinda like something from Dr. Suess.

Your signature is mesmerizing. I'm just going to sit here and watch it for a few hours.

Edit: Look at him! He's going back for more! He can't get enough of this stuff!

 

[Caddchef]

Like Julay already mentioned i think tugboat is his greatest cwc-ism, not only for the reasons already brought up but also because Chris has fundamentally misunderstood what a tugboat is actually used for, making it utterly redundant.