CWC jokes

[Le Bateleur]

What dresses all in black, smokes weed and goes underwater?

Spoiler

Mourning Squirtle

 

[demaster]

What do chris and vampires have in common

Spoiler

both have fangs, rarely see sunlight and can't mature

I know it's terrible

Whats Chris's favorite reality show

Spoiler

JERKOPS

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, what would Chris's wrestling name me?

Spoiler

The Bulkster

 

[DavidFerrie]

What does Chris use for birth control?

Spoiler

His personality

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

What is the difference between Al Gore and Chris?

One is boring, portly man who's obsessed with woodland creatures, accused of sexual assault in 2006, and is trying to monetize off of his fictitious view of the world.

Spoiler

The other ran against Bush.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Why do Barb's teeth have cavities?

Spoiler

She maintained very poor oral hygiene in her later years and is now in considerable pain and ashamed as a result.

I guess you have to be German to get the humor of it.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Why do Barb's teeth have cavities?

Spoiler

She maintained very poor oral hygiene in her later years and is now in considerable pain and ashamed as a result.

I guess you have to be German to get the humor of it.

I was gonna say...

Spoiler

All of her other cavities are being used to store bandages, red socks, and copies of Reader's Digest

 

[DavidFerrie]

What's the difference between Barb and a Porta-Potty?

Spoiler

1. The Porta-Potty has a smaller hole

Spoiler

2. The Porta-Potty smells better

and

Spoiler

3. The Porta-Potty doesn't give birth to an autistic man-child after you've dumped a load in it!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

What is fat, smelly and shits itself?

Spoiler

Chris.

Think a bit about it, it may not be a joke but its true and funny

 

[Bobby Hill]

Who is Chris's least favorite family on the Rugrats?

Spoiler

The Pickles

 

[Apocalypso]

Hey, did you watch that movie where Barb dies and Chris drags her corpse around pretending she's still alive?

Spoiler

It's called: Weekend at Barbie's.

 

[Tommy "Shrimp eyes" Mcgee]

What wasn't burnt during the house fire at 14 Branchland Court?

Spoiler

Calories.

 

[MagiChansBoyfriend]

So I heard Chris is selling Bob's old fishing trophies on eBay...

Spoiler

NO TACKLE!

Why did Chris convert to Islam?

Spoiler

He got raped at Legoland.

Why is Chris like the Kuomintang?

Spoiler

They both had to make their own China.

What happened when Chris upgraded from Fanta?

Spoiler

A Wrong Island Iced Tea

 

[StilwellGrandma]

What wasn't burnt during the house fire at 14 Branchland Court?

Spoiler

Calories.

Spoiler

to be fair, they might be had to run to escape the fire

Here's one: What would have OPL called his band if it existed in the 80s?

Spoiler

Christian and the Pet Shop Boys

What was their biggest hit?

Spoiler

West End Tomgirls

 

[Konstantinos]

What is Chris's favorite Death Grips album?

Spoiler

Niggos on the Moon

How does Chris help the environment?

Spoiler

He recycles.

An imam, a priest and Chris walk into a bar. The bartender looks up the trio and says:

Spoiler

"What is this, some kind of joke?

Why did the duck fly across the pacific ocean?

Spoiler

To get to China .

 

[Apocalypso]

What happened when the surgeon dissected Christian's stomach?

Spoiler

It bled out milkshakes!

What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Spoiler

Christian!

What's the difference between Christian and dirty crapped briefs?

Spoiler

The briefs.

 

[Apocalypso]

Bob, Barb and Chris are on top of a building. The Building collapses. Who hits the ground first?

Spoiler

Who cares?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Why are Chris and Barb in a rental home?

Spoiler

Chris burnt down their only real home.

Stop me if you've heard these.

 

[Apocalypso]

Why won't Chris join the navy?

Spoiler

Because he can't cope with so much 'sea men'.

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris got crushed when Meg broke up with him.

Spoiler

And Meg got crushed every time Chris tried to fuck her.