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What is Chris' s best recipe?
His caca apple chrisp.

How does he make it?
He shits his pants and does nothing.
 
You're only going to understand this if you're an 80s music enthusiast…

What song does Chris hate because it reminds him of what he'll never have?

China in Your Hand

:lol::heart-full:
 
How many Chris-chans does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he sets the house on fire in the process.
 
Why doesn't Chris understand things?

His disability involves a mental inability to understand logical connections.
 

"Are ya ready kids?"

"Aye-aye, Captain!"

"I can't hear you!"

"AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!"

"Ooooooh..."

Who lives down in Ruckersville with his mommy?
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
Obnoxious, repulsive and puerile is he!
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
If tomgirlish nonsense be something you wish.
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
Then who is that stalker that smells like a fish?!
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!

CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
CHRISTIAN CHANDLER!
CHRISTIAN... CHANDLER!

Ya-har! Ha-ha-ha!
Gya-hoo-ha-harg!
 
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What is Chris's least favorite recipe?
Ass burgers
how is the bread made?
Aim for the sourdough region
 
This Christmas, Chris had begun to start believing in Santa Claus again. However, when he wakes up on December 25th, he will end up being extremely disappointed to see nothing but brand new plates and drinking glasses under the Christmas tree.

How come?

Because instead of a "Pretty Girlfriend", Chris asked Santa to bring him China.
 
What would a cartoon show about Chris' Love Quest be called?

DuckTales.
 
Which video game does Chris stay away from because the title horrifies him?

Duck Hunt
 
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