CWC MUGSHOT 2K14

[Julaay]

The first thing I noticed was the one green eye and blue eye thing. Seriously, I had trouble seeing it in other photos. Also, if he wants to be taken more seriously as a tom girl he should bathe and shave that stubble.

 

[ManOfSpiders]

Awwww yeahhh

Now I'm wondering if someone can photoshop it to make him look... attractive...?, like what they do with models.

 

[Mick92]

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There's a certain beauty to these edited pics. Not like they make him look any better, but they're pretty artistic in a crude, grimdark way. The the darkness now hides his cross, crazy eyes, his messy hair and shows what are likely his deepest thoughts, becoming a perfect analogy of his true colors at the moment.

I almost shed a tear when I put this one at the side of the famous Child Chris picture, which would be pretty much like it's perfect opposite: colorful, promising and innocent, showing a Chris that seems completely baffed by the world in front of him.

Spoiler

http://kiwifarms.net/attachments/chandler-2-jpg.11953/

 

[AnOminous]

The first thing I noticed was the one green eye and blue eye thing. Seriously, I had trouble seeing it in other photos. Also, if he wants to be taken more seriously as a tom girl he should bathe and shave that stubble.

If he wants to survive in jail (and I doubt he is going there for any lengthy time), he'd probably be better off looking like his mug shot than like he does in his "normal" life. Look like that, shut up, and you'll be okay for a week or two.

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

That's his body grease from his lack of hygiene. It could also be grease from all the McDonald's he's been eating too.

Now we know the inspiration for "Sparkle Like You Mean It."

@Come at, your art is fantastic. Every little detail gave me something to laugh about.

 

[Bucharest]

Dammit people, stop posting the awesome shit when I'm at work. Let's see, no way in hell I'm gonna try and do some artwork now... let's fall back to the overly-dramatic movie poster. There we go.

Sundance, here we come.

A Film By Werner Herzog

Rockie: No-one kicks the autistic here Chris.

Der Chris Strozek : Not physically, here they do it spiritually.

 

[Haesindang Park]

There's a certain beauty to these edited pics. Not like they make him look any better, but they're pretty artistic in a crude, grimdark way. The the darkness now hides his cross, crazy eyes, his messy hair and shows what are likely his deepest thoughts, becoming a perfect analogy of his true colors at the moment.

I almost shed a tear when I put this one at the side of the famous Kid Chris picture, which would be pretty much like it's perfect opposite: colorful, promising and innocent, showing a Chris that seems completely baffed by the world in front of him.

I'm looking at the CWCki... I look at baby Chris, then the CWCki page about his birthday showing his age in progress, then his mugshot with the edited darkness on it. Then I look at his parents on how they try to make family life as easy and "fun" for him as much as possible with constant bribing of toys and praises as part of the mollycoddling... Bob passed away, Chris and Barb becomes depressed and insane... Then this. Think about this. All so much to try to protect Chris from the harsh world known as reality to make him as happy as possible... I uhm... I don't know. Did anyone shed some tears when they saw the pics of young Chris compared to what he has become today? I do feel sad looking at these pictures. Then something just reminded me; that news blip of Kid Chris winning the Sonic sweepstakes only to grow up to go to jail over Sonic's blue arms as if Sonic and SEGA betrayed him.

 

[Mick92]

I'm looking at the CWCki... I look at baby Chris, then the CWCki page about his birthday showing his age in progress, then his mugshot with the edited darkness on it. Then I look at his parents on how they try to make family life as easy and "fun" for him as much as possible with constant bribing of toys and praises as part of the mollycoddling... Bob passed away, Chris and Barb becomes depressed and insane... Then this. Think about this. All so much to try to protect Chris from the harsh world known as reality to make him as happy as possible... I uhm... I don't know. Did anyone shed some tears when they saw the pics of young Chris compared to what he has become today? I do feel sad looking at these pictures. Then something just reminded me; that news blip of Kid Chris winning the Sonic sweepstakes only to grow up to go to jail over Sonic's blue arms as if Sonic and SEGA betrayed him.

Maybe we should sue Sega for choosing him to win that contest instead.

 

[Long Sun]

I would love if the News station played that clip with a story about his trial

 

[TM Ambrose]

Due to his receding hair line it looks like Chris's forehead goes on for days.

I just want to take a moment to note this but it looks to be about a 3rd of his face.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

If he wants to survive in jail (and I doubt he is going there for any lengthy time), he'd probably be better off looking like his mug shot than like he does in his "normal" life. Look like that, shut up, and you'll be okay for a week or two.

You're right. Hopefully God presses the "mute" button on him again. I was always curious about what the "jailbird Chris" look would be.

 

[Apocalypso]

Horror movie title:

Spoiler

The Silence of the Chans.

 

[EI 903]

That was some mighty fine sperging (with some great art mixed in), but there's not much more to add now.

If you have good new photoshops and stuff that you want to show off, feel free to leave it in one of the art threads. We always love seeing quality content.