CWC Pics

[Coldgrip]

Ok, that is a bit creepy. Thanks for pointing it out.

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. Seriously, what the hell is that?

 

[limecouch]

I'm guessing the chart behind them is a recommended list for how much kids should be paid for their grades. Please note that even if they fail, it's recommended that they still get $5.

This is the logic upon which Sonichu was built.

It's probably a school-wide reward system. A lot of elementary/middle schools do this, though it's usually associated with behavior, not grades. The kids don't get real money, they get "school dollars" or "pride paws (a school that I taught at)" or "bruce bucks (another school I taught at) that they can trade at the end of each week for candy, school supplies, school-themed t-shirts, etc.

 

[Lalala]

It's probably a school-wide reward system. A lot of elementary/middle schools do this, though it's usually associated with behavior, not grades. The kids don't get real money, they get "school dollars" or "pride paws (a school that I taught at)" or "bruce bucks (another school I taught at) that they can trade at the end of each week for candy, school supplies, school-themed t-shirts, etc.

Yeah I had a similar behaviour reward system was in place in my school but it was broken; if you where failing and started to succeed you'd get a prize but if you where already succeeding you got nothing. So they ended up with a school full of kids deliberately failing, getting better then failing again to get rewards.
That's the problem when failure becomes part of the reward, it stops kids trying hard to succeed cos they'd rather do nothing and just get the consolation prize. This system would breed much of the same, I'm sure a lot of kids where saving up their $5 rewards rather than aiming for the good ones.

 

[timtommy]

It's probably a school-wide reward system. A lot of elementary/middle schools do this, though it's usually associated with behavior, not grades. The kids don't get real money, they get "school dollars" or "pride paws (a school that I taught at)" or "bruce bucks (another school I taught at) that they can trade at the end of each week for candy, school supplies, school-themed t-shirts, etc.

I remember at my elementary school we had a behaviour based honor roll. If you fucked up 4 times or seriously fucked up twice you were taken off the honor roll for the rest of the month. The rewards for being on it at the end of the month were decent, so we all put some effort into it. The downside was as soon as you had fucked up enough you couldn't really be punished more unless you did something serious enough to merit suspension. Towards the end of the month you could definately tell just by walking through the playground who had already been taken off the honor roll and given free reign to misbehave.

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

No you don't, look at that cheap piece of crap it's a off brand replacement. It was probably the cheapest and feels like crap. Why even bother with a second controller though, no one's gonna play with him.

The official one isn't much better. Look at the badboy. At least it's colored and not grey. And that logo I believe is Gameshark so if I am correct it's probably not that cheap.
EDIT: Not Gameshark but the logo is very similar.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

It's probably a school-wide reward system. A lot of elementary/middle schools do this, though it's usually associated with behavior, not grades. The kids don't get real money, they get "school dollars" or "pride paws (a school that I taught at)" or "bruce bucks (another school I taught at) that they can trade at the end of each week for candy, school supplies, school-themed t-shirts, etc.

is this the American education system? At my school if you did well you got a commendation (you'd trade like 900 of them for a badge or something) and if you didn't do well, none of the teachers liked you.

 

[MysticMisty]

is this the American education system? At my school if you did well you got a commendation (you'd trade like 900 of them for a badge or something) and if you didn't do well, none of the teachers liked you.

No. None of the schools I've ever gone to have done something like this. Not unless it was exclusive to the special ed classes/students.

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

It could also be due to the fact that Chris is too lazy to go to the bog. As such, over the years he bust up his sphincter something rotten by holding it all in.

This could also be a by product of Barb telling Chris that he was disgusting after he showed her his deuce in the potty while at a young age of 14 if we want to insult 's parenting while we're at it.

Sometimes even neurotypical children do it just to get attention from their parents. My cousin did this up until the age of ten or so. And my uncle spanked him for it.

THIS: Doesn't it look like Mario is trying to take him away?

Actually looks like Chris thinks he's trying to steal his mcdonalds.

 

[Tehshigelisok]

too bad these probably didn't survive the fire, there are people out there searching for old tapes like that just for the commercials

Commercials nothing. I'm a Wheel Watcher™ and would give my kidneys for episodes from when I started watching it as a little kid.

Also, looking at these pictures makes me feel better about myself. I was a sheltered assburger raised by an also somewhat sheltered single mother. I honestly didn't know until my teens that it's normal to go over to your friends' house and hang out (in part because none of my friends lived on the same side of Bumfuck, Michigan that I did). I did almost nothing but read Garfield and doodle all over road atlases unless someone else put it in front of me.

 

[Thetan]

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[Bridechu]

Oh god why... I hope those are Barb's.

 

[January Cyst]

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Yep gives a whole new meaning to "good soothing coffee"

 

[wheat pasta]

AMENE? What's a AMENE, mommy?

 

[Le Bateleur]

AMENE? What's a AMENE, mommy?

It's a type of cartoon made by Japanese dyslexics.

 

[Le Bateleur]

For the benefit of anyone who is struggling with finding the horrible, horrible thing in the picture above:

Spoiler: You may wish not to know

Want to add to the horror? Here's the manufacturer's directions for how to use this product:

Spoiler: Warning - may cause unwanted mental imagery

Overview

Latex free. Ready to use saline laxative. For relief of occasional constipation; soft, flexible comfort tip. CVS pharmacist recommended. Each 118 ml contains 4.4 g sodium. Bottle, cap and shield are latex free.

Directions

Remove green protective shield before inserting - hold bottle upright, grasping bottle cap with fingers. Grasp protective shield with other hand and pull gently to remove. Do not use more unless directed by a doctor. See warnings. Adults & Children 12 Years and Over: One bottle once daily. Children 2 to Under 12 Years: 1/2 bottle once daily. Children Under 2 Years: Do not use. Positioning: Left-Side Position: Lie on left side with knee bent and arms at rest. Knee-Chest Position: Kneel, then lower head and chest forward until left side of face is resting on surface. Position arms comfortably. Administering Enema: With steady pressure, gently insert enema with tip pointing toward navel. Squeeze bottle until recommended dose is expelled (it is not necessary to empty unit completely. Bottle contain more liquid than needed for effective use. A small amount of liquid will remain in bottle after squeezing). Remove tip from rectum. Discontinue use if resistance is encountered, forcing the enema can result in injury. Maintain position until urge to evacuate is strong (usually 2 to 5 minutes).

Warnings

Dosage Warning: Using more than one enema in 24 hours can be harmful. Do not use if you are on a low salt diet; when abdominal pain, nausea or vomiting are present; for longer than one week; in patients with megacolon (as hypematremic dehydration may occur). Ask a doctor before use if you have kidney disease or impaired renal function; noticed a sudden change in bowel habits that lasts over 2 weeks. Ask a doctor or pharmacist before use if you are taking any other drug. Take this product two or more hours before or after other drugs. Laxatives may affect how other drugs work. When using this product, do not use more than directed. Serious side effects may occur from excess dosage. Stop use and ask a doctor if symptoms last more than 2 weeks; you have rectal bleeding or fail to have a bowel movement after using this product. These may indicate a serious condition. If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use. Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Tamper Evident: If the top or bottom flap is torn or damaged in any way, do not use.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Oh god why... I hope those are Barb's.

Chris will eventually let us know if they use them, whether we like it or not. It's how we found out about the taint piercing and strap-on.

 

[Bridechu]

Chris will eventually let us know if they use them, whether we like it or not. It's how we found out about the taint piercing and strap-on.

Calling it now, it's because he thinks lesbians peg each other like crazy and he found out porn stars use enemas for clean anal, thus Chris needs to enema for lesbians to want to fuck him.

 

[alterid]

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I know it's not what we're supposed to be looking at but is that a nutty wig in the upper left?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

When you see it......

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I know your trolling efforts were made in an effort to help Chris, but you couldn't have advised him to stop taking glamor selfies in the bathroom?

 

[asperhes]

My first guess is that, if they're for Chris and not Barb, it's a solution for his encopresis. Indeed, the Wikipedia page suggests enemas as a solution. If this is a new thing, it might be linked to his piercing and cleanliness issues.