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The Joker said:
If we are posting Sonichu crap, this is one of my favorites. I love it when Chris photoshops himself into his drawings.
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He... Really had to draw all four of them, blissfully unaware how derivative his characters are.
 
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"It was a girl scout green/teal color and cut worn over a white t-shirt. The cut was just above the knees."
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What was Chris thinking? I am almost sure his autistic mind came with the brilliant idea of going for the image of a innocent girl scout in order to convince the judge he was just defending himself from the big mean jerk.

Its a common trope in tv shows and cartoons a character try his/her best to look harmless and innocent for the jury/judge in the courtroom episode.
 
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Satoru182 said:
"It was a girl scout green/teal color and cut worn over a white t-shirt. The cut was just above the knees."
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What was Chris thinking? I am almost sure his autistic mind came with the brilliant idea of going for the image of a innocent girl scout in order to convince the judge he was just defending himself from the big mean jerk.

Its a common trope in tv shows and cartoons a character try his/her best to look harmless and innocent for the jury/judge in the courtroom episode.
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If I didn't know any better I'd think he went to that drag show and got the idea thats just how trannys dress.
 
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Satoru182 said:
"It was a girl scout green/teal color and cut worn over a white t-shirt. The cut was just above the knees."
mZNtUMk.png


What was Chris thinking? I am almost sure his autistic mind came with the brilliant idea of going for the image of a innocent girl scout in order to convince the judge he was just defending himself from the big mean jerk.

Its a common trope in tv shows and cartoons a character try his/her best to look harmless and innocent for the jury/judge in the courtroom episode.
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Recall a cartoon spoof of Red Riding Hood with the wolf on trial that did just that.
 
Satoru182 said:
"It was a girl scout green/teal color and cut worn over a white t-shirt. The cut was just above the knees."
mZNtUMk.png


What was Chris thinking? I am almost sure his autistic mind came with the brilliant idea of going for the image of a innocent girl scout in order to convince the judge he was just defending himself from the big mean jerk.

Its a common trope in tv shows and cartoons a character try his/her best to look harmless and innocent for the jury/judge in the courtroom episode.
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The clownshirts were bad, but there's only so much you can fuck up men's fashion. Women's fashion however, introduces the possibilities for unholy abortions of style like we see here. I for one am excited to see just how outlandish Chris' wardrobe becomes from here.
 
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Yawning Asperchu said:
He looks different in this one. He actually looks like a woman (an ugly redneck woman but better than say, his Ben Franklin look).

Edit: He really needs to shave more often.
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I think a lot of the problem is he doesn't know how to get a really close shave. He needs to shave once, then shave again going against the grain. I know he shaves his body hair off too. I wonder if he uses the same razor on his duck and bills as he does on his face.
 
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lipitor said:
I think a lot of the problem is he doesn't know how to get a really close shave. He needs to shave once, then shave again going against the grain. I know he shaves his body hair off too. I wonder if he uses the same razor on his duck and bills as he does on his face.
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More than likely he does (RAZORS ARE EXPENSIVE) and he likely gets the cheap women's ones that are not suited for face shaving.
 
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Not a lot of people talk about this one
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This picture is so disturbing that when Chris first posted it I was really concerned for him. His face is so bloated and balloon-like. I was worried he was on track to get really, really fucking fat. I imagined that video of him inhaling the cheese pizza and just going on and on with crappy microwaved foodstuffs. Glad to see he's maintained a plumpness that's not as life threatening.
 
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Bluespike said:
Not a lot of people talk about this one
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lipitor said:
I think a lot of the problem is he doesn't know how to get a really close shave. He needs to shave once, then shave again going against the grain. I know he shaves his body hair off too. I wonder if he uses the same razor on his duck and bills as he does on his face.
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It's really bad to use the same razor in both places. Even with those electric man groomers the manual tells you not to use it on your face.

Watching Christian shave his whole goatee dry was horrifying. I can't stand to shave more than a couple days growth without using clippers on it first.

milkshark said:
This picture is so disturbing that when Chris first posted it I was really concerned for him. His face is so bloated and balloon-like. I was worried he was on track to get really, really fucking fat. I imagined that video of him inhaling the cheese pizza and just going on and on with crappy microwaved foodstuffs. Glad to see he's maintained a plumpness that's not as life threatening.
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The last few years in 14BC the kitchen was totally inaccessible, so besides snack foods all they were having at home was coffee. Even if all you're eating is fast food, you can still lose some body mass by just eating less overall per day. It takes a lot of calories to maintain the bloated appearance in that picture, and even with fast food you have to gorge yourself to take that much during lunch and dinner. That's how Jared lost 200 pounds by just eating at Subway.
 
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Beef Thunderpants said:
The last few years in 14BC the kitchen was totally inaccessible, so besides snack foods all they were having at home was coffee. Even if all you're eating is fast food, you can still lose some body mass by just eating less overall per day. It takes a lot of calories to maintain the bloated appearance in that picture, and even with fast food you have to gorge yourself to take that much during lunch and dinner. That's how Jared lost 200 pounds by just eating at Subway.
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Christ, Chris had to make a conscious effort to put on as many pounds as he did? It's kind of amazing that Chris is still alive given how many factors are working against him. He continues to bewilder humanity, God, and the known universe by continuing to live.
 
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Konstantinos said:
Christ, Chris had to make a conscious effort to put on as many pounds as he did? It's kind of amazing that Chris is still alive given how many factors are working against him. He continues to bewilder humanity, God, and the known universe by continuing to live.
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Yea unless he is gaining the weight remembering the Simpsons episode where Homer put on 61 pounds to go on disability to get a bigger tugboat.
 
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