CWC Pics

[pickleniggo]

STAY STRAIGHT:

I think this picture is so funny to me (besides the effeminate pose and Chris' goofy-ass face) is the sheer fact that it exists. Like, Chris was probably tinkering around with Legos and showed this to Bob and Bob, thinking this was a major feat for his slow-in-da-mind son, was like:
"Barbara! Get dat dere camera out and get a picture of Christian. Would ya look at that!"
As if Chris were some prodigy because he made something a seven year old could piece together. How did this warrant a photo is beyond me, why Chris decided to share it with the public is even more so.

 

[CatParty]

STAY STRAIGHT:

I think this picture is so funny to me (besides the effeminate pose and Chris' goofy-ass face) is the sheer fact that it exists. Like, Chris was probably tinkering around with Legos and showed this to Bob and Bob, thinking this was a major feat for his slow-in-da-mind son, was like:
"Barbara! Get dat dere camera out and get a picture of Christian. Would ya look at that!"
As if Chris were some prodigy because he made something a seven year old could piece together. How did this warrant a photo is beyond me, why Chris decided to share it with the public is even more so.

Would it have killed him to use all the same color Legos?

Also is it just me or the face he's making look kinda like:

Spoiler

 

[Trombonista]

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

Which one?

 

[MysticMisty]

The fact that he didn't even use one color of Lego just proves his little kid mentality. When you're little you don't care about matching colors or that your "house" or "car" or "plane" is lopsided, just that you made it because you're a big kid who uses Legos and not fucking Duplo anymore. And when you age and want to actually make something out of Legos that looks like something and not in just your imagination, that's when you finally get to have the sets that contain the instructions and Legos to make a pirate ship, or a space station, or a castle. Chris has never gotten there. He just builds that lopsided, randomly colored thing and assumes we're supposed to know it's a Walkman with headphones.

 

[Male]

why Chris decided to share it with the public is even more so.

The same question could be asked to every photo/video he uploads

That 2nd peg with the face , that's the look that says "I didn't get what I wanted today ", bet Bob was pissed when he saw this and told him to smile for the next one hence why the 3rd one looks like he's trying too hard. The 4th is probably the start of his "creepy smile" trait". For the 5th one I can't make head or tails of what he's doing, maybe he was in the middle of talking abut Sonichu. For the last one...hi pedo glasses! But no smile...

 

[MysticMisty]

He looks infinitely better without the smile, if you ask me. Less creepy, less retarded looking.

I have a elementary school picture that's pretty bad, I think fourth grade, because I didn't want to show my teeth because they were made fun of right before the picture. Chris though you can tell he's autistic though in all his pictures basically. And people say you can't "see" autism in a face.

Also, he doesn't have the genes or hormones or both for good facial hair.

 

[pickleniggo]

That 2nd peg with the face , that's the look that says "I didn't get what I wanted today ", bet Bob was pissed when he saw this and told him to smile for the next one hence why the 3rd one looks like he's trying too hard. The 4th is probably the start of his "creepy smile" trait". For the 5th one I can't make head or tails of what he's doing, maybe he was in the middle of talking abut Sonichu. For the last one...hi pedo glasses! But no smile...

They all do have certain levels of derp to them; I really can't with that bowl cut though. Also it looks like he's wearing the Cyclone Joker in number 2. I can only hope it's the same shirt.

 

[The Joker]

That 2nd peg with the face , that's the look that says "I didn't get what I wanted today ", bet Bob was pissed when he saw this and told him to smile for the next one hence why the 3rd one looks like he's trying too hard. The 4th is probably the start of his "creepy smile" trait". For the 5th one I can't make head or tails of what he's doing, maybe he was in the middle of talking abut Sonichu. For the last one...hi pedo glasses! But no smile...

They all do have certain levels of derp to them; I really can't with that bowl cut though. Also it looks like he's wearing the Cyclone Joker in number 2. I can only hope it's the same shirt.

It shows how long he kept his clown shirts.

 

[Marvin]

STAY STRAIGHT:

Spoiler

I think this picture is so funny to me (besides the effeminate pose and Chris' goofy-ass face) is the sheer fact that it exists. Like, Chris was probably tinkering around with Legos and showed this to Bob and Bob, thinking this was a major feat for his slow-in-da-mind son, was like:
"Barbara! Get dat dere camera out and get a picture of Christian. Would ya look at that!"
As if Chris were some prodigy because he made something a seven year old could piece together. How did this warrant a photo is beyond me, why Chris decided to share it with the public is even more so.

A lot of the content we have on the cwcki is from Chris' spergy "Yep I'm on TV" DVD. He didn't give it out to too many people, I think, but he gave it to a troll sometime, like Panda or someone, and cogs extracted all the content and uploaded it. In fact, I think you can still find the original DVD image somewhere.

 

[pickleniggo]

^ Yeah I figured. I guess a lot of the older pictures can be attributed to the YIOTV DVD. Still, that picture is so goddamn ridiculous. If I were him I'd bury it.

 

[Marvin]

^ Yeah I figured. I guess a lot of the older pictures can be attributed to the YIOTV DVD. Still, that picture is so goddamn ridiculous. If I were him I'd bury it.

He really couldn't recognize how weird he looked. He looks bizarre 24/7 and I guess maybe there's some subtlety there that escapes him or something, but whatever causes it, he can't seem to notice it.

 

[pickleniggo]

^ Yeah I figured. I guess a lot of the older pictures can be attributed to the YIOTV DVD. Still, that picture is so goddamn ridiculous. If I were him I'd bury it.

He really couldn't recognize how weird he looked. He looks bizarre 24/7 and I guess maybe there's some subtlety there that escapes him or something, but whatever causes it, he can't seem to notice it.

Well, that was a happier time for him so maybe he just sees that.

 

[Marvin]

^ Yeah I figured. I guess a lot of the older pictures can be attributed to the YIOTV DVD. Still, that picture is so goddamn ridiculous. If I were him I'd bury it.

He really couldn't recognize how weird he looked. He looks bizarre 24/7 and I guess maybe there's some subtlety there that escapes him or something, but whatever causes it, he can't seem to notice it.

Well, that was a happier time for him so maybe he just sees that.

Well, possibly, but I was more saying that he never notices how weird/bad he looks. Now, he looks like a greasy and smelly bum and can't seem to notice it.

 

[NoDarkies]

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

Which one?

The gigantic one above his right eye that's reached critical mass.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

I just noticed this one. It might be one of his best pictures. Maybe because it's B&W, so his oily skin isn't so apparent, and he doesn't look so retarded. Just creepy.

Also, this one it's just sad, when you think about it.

 

[The Joker]

Decades later, the hopeful child grew into this

 

[Trombonista]

Anna does the blowing this time, Chris just sits back probably due to not wanting to drip face grease on the cake.
Please ignore the zit.

Which one?

The gigantic one above his right eye that's reached critical mass.

But there's a second gigantic one under his bangs; that's why I asked.

 

[PolterBob]

I just noticed this one. It might be one of his best pictures. Maybe because it's B&W, so his oily skin isn't so apparent, and he doesn't look so retarded. Just creepy.

Also, this one it's just sad, when you think about it.

He's got those perpetual sad eyes. Likely part of his many other congenital birth defects. Might explain why he always looks so defeated/stupid in his Tomgirl photos.

 

[BillRiley]

He really couldn't recognize how weird he looked. He looks bizarre 24/7 and I guess maybe there's some subtlety there that escapes him or something, but whatever causes it, he can't seem to notice it.

Well, that was a happier time for him so maybe he just sees that.

Well, possibly, but I was more saying that he never notices how weird/bad he looks. Now, he looks like a greasy and smelly bum and can't seem to notice it.

And probably never will. Like most people with autism, Chris-Cha­n has difficulty recognizing social cues. He honestly has no idea how people react to him unless they make it very obvious. Probably, Chris figures he's doing ok if no one runs away from him holding their nose and going "P-U!"

 

[CatParty]

i've always found this one hilarious