CWC Pics

[The Joker]

More like it was on clearance so they got it for him. Not like Chris understands quality over quantity (or just quality, period).

They seemed to have gotten him cheap knock off toys. Flea markets and Thrift stores always have those kinds of things still in packages that have been markeded down to five dollars and under.

 

[Saney]

You know I searched and searched and searched to see what a "two-faced sports fan" was and no luck.

It was a stuffed doll of a man with an "angry" and "cheering" face on each side of its head, and its purpose was to sit on the arm of a chair. If your team was winning, you'd have the "cheering" face out, and if your team was losing, the "angry" face would be out. I remember seeing those things at Spencer's Gifts back in the early 90s.

The real question is, why would Borb think that would be a gift Chris would want. Aside from his brief stint as a water boy, Chris has never shown any interest in sports.

That sounds terrible.

But he probably saw it in a store and pestered borb for it. And he eventually got it for Xmas

What a pointless thing.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Do I also see salad dressing bottles?

Wo else wants to bet that she just chugs those down?

"Just another day of Barb layin' around chugging ranch dressing"

I zoomed in and I think they're ancient bottles of lotion I'm so upset I thought it was dressing.

Also, i'm sure chris gave barb that holiday m&m gift set too.

I really hate the way she's wearing that handbag. Barb, if the bag don't fit - you must acquit.

I assume Barb's wearing her purse like that so no niggos steal it in DC. 'cuz you know that's what she thinks.

 

[pickleniggo]

Wo else wants to bet that she just chugs those down?

"Just another day of Barb layin' around chugging ranch dressing"

I zoomed in and I think they're ancient bottles of lotion I'm so upset I thought it was dressing.

Can we all just take a moment of silence and reflect on how disappointed we all are that the bottles are not, in fact, ranch dressing? 3-17-13 NEVER FORGET.

 

[CatParty]

I dunno. When she was that size, she probably was using ranch dressing as lotion.

 

[MysticMisty]

I bet Barb was one of those super fat people who rents a scooter at Wal-Mart. She probably still does for that matter. Chris is subconsciously waiting for the day he's fat enough for one.

 

[Saney]

I bet Barb was one of those super fat people who rents a scooter at Wal-Mart. She probably still does for that matter. Chris is subconsciously waiting for the day he's fat enough for one.

He's not already? Christ, how fat do you have to be to use those things?

 

[Surtur]

I bet Barb was one of those super fat people who rents a scooter at Wal-Mart. She probably still does for that matter. Chris is subconsciously waiting for the day he's fat enough for one.

He's not already? Christ, how fat do you have to be to use those things?

If you remember mg old Retail Horror Thread, fat enough that your as envelops the seat.

 

[Holdek]

Meanwhile, Barb ended like this:

dammit barb get your MANOS off of the goddamn trashcan.

The trash can is the closest thing to home.

LOL

You know I searched and searched and searched to see what a "two-faced sports fan" was and no luck.

It was a stuffed doll of a man with an "angry" and "cheering" face on each side of its head, and its purpose was to sit on the arm of a chair. If your team was winning, you'd have the "cheering" face out, and if your team was losing, the "angry" face would be out.

I have to disagree with my fellow forum members...that actually sounds pretty awesome.

 

[Stratochu]

You know I searched and searched and searched to see what a "two-faced sports fan" was and no luck.

It was a stuffed doll of a man with an "angry" and "cheering" face on each side of its head, and its purpose was to sit on the arm of a chair. If your team was winning, you'd have the "cheering" face out, and if your team was losing, the "angry" face would be out. I remember seeing those things at Spencer's Gifts back in the early 90s.

The real question is, why would Borb think that would be a gift Chris would want. Aside from his brief stint as a water boy, Chris has never shown any interest in sports.

I got one of those for my grandpa in 1995 or so, and it came from Kmart IIRC. The head, arms and legs were all detachable, my guess is that Borb bought it for CWC so he could take out his anger on school bullies by "dismembering" the toy. Thinking back on it, it's something CWC would like just because it was dumb, cheap and stupid (just like the American Rabbit)

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Now that Barb is husband free, she and Chris should go out looking for love together.

There's bound to be someone out there who'd lower his standards that much just to be able to have the opportunity to brag about the set of twins he banged.

 

[The Joker]

have the opportunity to brag about the set of twins he banged.

Oh dear god my sides. I needed that.
The thought of Barb dating can be scary. Would Chris need to make sure that the jerk is good enough for his mommy?

 

[Holdek]

Imagine, if you will, a Friday summer evening. You just finished your work week, and it's a beautiful day. What better way to start the weekend than to go to your local community entertainment event? It's family-friendly, and it looks like fun. So you load the spouse and kids into the car, and drive on over to the park.

As you are walking into the entrance, you survey the scene: a group of kids eating their Five Guys dinner on the lawn. Some couples sitting and relaxing on the grass. All very pleasant. It puts you in a good mood.

But then something catches your eye: a big sign reminding you not to smoke while in the pavilion...no, not the sign, I guess that's normal, you think but, wait, what the hell is that next to the sign?

You do a double take and squint:

Spoiler

He's rubbing his hands in anticipation... of something... You glance at your family. You heart sinks ; so much for peaceful evening out, you think, knowing you'll want to keep one eye on the lookout for whatever the hell that is.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

Judge, your choice of pictures are a perfect lead-in to your sig.

 

[MysticMisty]

I bet Barb was one of those super fat people who rents a scooter at Wal-Mart. She probably still does for that matter. Chris is subconsciously waiting for the day he's fat enough for one.

He's not already? Christ, how fat do you have to be to use those things?

If you remember mg old Retail Horror Thread, fat enough that your as envelops the seat.

Compared to the people I see on those things, Chris is just slightly chubby. Even classic Snorlax isn't as fat as the people I've seen on a scooter. If you ever feel fat, go to an American Wal-Mart and walk around for an hour or two. You'll go home feeling much thinner.

 

[The Zookeeper]

Here's a good one with Bob:

He looks like he'd like to be somewhere else...

 

[Bugaboo]

Here's a good one with Bob:

He looks like he'd like to be somewhere else...

Possibly because Chris may be touching his butt.

 

[PolterBob]

I really hate the way she's wearing that handbag. Barb, if the bag don't fit - you must acquit.
Still, she looks much better here than the classic Snorlax pic:

There's only one solution for that picture...FIRE.

And set off a huge Apocalyptic mushroom cloud of a grease fire that would take out the entire Eastern seaboard? No thanks!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Here's a good one with Bob:

He looks like he'd like to be somewhere else...

Is that a pokemon collage in the living room? I think this was at the richmond house, so maybe Bob let it slide.

//edit///

Wait, its a birthday decoration. I see the "happy birthday" banner in the walkway of the next room.

 

[MysticMisty]

It's probably one of the pictures documenting Chris' best birthday EVAR!