CWC Pics

[CatParty]

Is it just me or is his tie ridiculously small? His ability to look like a cartoon character just amazes me.

it's a kid's pokemon clip on tie

 

[NoDarkies]

Is it just me or is his tie ridiculously small? His ability to look like a cartoon character just amazes me.

it's a kid's pokemon clip on tie

That's even a thing? Holy shit.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I have to comment on this:

In this pic, Chris appears to be about a year old. Look at Barb. Stylish. Happy. Fit. Not exactly my cup of tea, but you could even say... attractive.

Now look at this:

GAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN what the hell happened to her? Here, Chris looks to be about 7 or 8, so in about sixish years, she turned into a proto-Grandma. It's just amazing... she wasn't especially young in the first pic, but appeared to be aging gracefully. Then just a few years later, it's like she aged two decades. WHAT THE FUCK DID CHRIS DO TO HER??

The parallel to Chris's current status of aging too fast is noteworthy as well.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I have to comment on this:

In this pic, Chris appears to be about a year old. Look at Barb. Stylish. Happy. Fit. Not exactly my cup of tea, but you could even say... attractive.

Now look at this:

GAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN what the hell happened to her? Here, Chris looks to be about 7 or 8, so in about sixish years, she turned into a proto-Grandma. It's just amazing... she wasn't especially young in the first pic, but appeared to be aging gracefully. Then just a few years later, it's like she aged two decades. WHAT THE FUCK DID CHRIS DO TO HER??

The parallel to Chris's current status of aging too fast is noteworthy as well.

This is a good question.
I have this theory: When Borb found out about Chris's autism, they immediately thought that they'd wind up with a plant-like child, i.e. one that has to be spoon fed for his entire life, cannot talk and has to wear diapers (one of these actually came true). This idea caused Barb to become depressed and age very fast - in the upper pic, she didn't know about her new child's disability, she was just happy that she had had another baby quite late in her life, and so she felt younger, brightened up and dressed sharply. When the autism bomb hit, the dream crumbled apart - for Barb, having an autistic child felt probably worse than having no child at all. Also, she may have felt guilt because autism is said to be more likely if your mother is old.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I have to comment on this:

In this pic, Chris appears to be about a year old. Look at Barb. Stylish. Happy. Fit. Not exactly my cup of tea, but you could even say... attractive.

Now look at this:

GAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN what the hell happened to her? Here, Chris looks to be about 7 or 8, so in about sixish years, she turned into a proto-Grandma. It's just amazing... she wasn't especially young in the first pic, but appeared to be aging gracefully. Then just a few years later, it's like she aged two decades. WHAT THE FUCK DID CHRIS DO TO HER??

The parallel to Chris's current status of aging too fast is noteworthy as well.

This is a good question.
I have this theory: When Borb found out about Chris's autism, they immediately thought that they'd wind up with a plant-like child, i.e. one that has to be spoon fed for his entire life, cannot talk and has to wear diapers (one of these actually came true). This idea caused Barb to become depressed and age very fast - in the upper pic, she didn't know about her new child's disability, she was just happy that she had had another baby quite late in her life, and so she felt younger, brightened up and dressed sharply. When the autism bomb hit, the dream crumbled apart - for Barb, having an autistic child felt probably worse than having no child at all. Also, she may have felt guilt because autism is said to be more likely if your mother is old.

I've already speculated that if Barb knew what was in store for her then she'd have reached for the ol wire coat hanger.
The thing is, if she'd actually put some effort into raising him and not actively prevented him from getting help for his condition then Chris wouldn't have ended up being the emotional, spiritual, and financial drain that he is.

Barb pissed on her chips, and now she has to eat them.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

This is yet another wtf Chris photo. What is hanging off his shirt? Why is he so adamant to hold up that Tiny Toons coloring book, that he even needs Barb's help? Cuz it has rabbits on it?

 

[CatParty]

This is yet another wtf Chris photo. What is hanging off his shirt? Why is he so adamant to hold up that Tiny Toons coloring book, that he even needs Barb's help? Cuz it has rabbits on it?

i think she's just holding his hand. and judging from the picture, barb needs a muscle bra too.

 

[CatParty]

my new all time favorite

 

[Iä! Iä!]

"He-...he's touchin' ma AUTISTIC SHELL!"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"Oh my... I hate that job, but I have to get through college... I'm sweating in that fuckin costume, I can hardly move or see... This costume smells, actually... Wait, no, this isn't the costume, it's that weirdo kid. There's a whiff of... something... of rotting watermelon about him, it seems. Oh my. Why do I have to do this? I should be working at McDonald's like my roommate, but I'm allergic to fryer oil. Well, it's only one hour until my shift ends."

 

[CatParty]

"tightly clutching his sonic and mcdonalds as totems of brand loyalty, young christian begrudgingly poses with the downsy mario with the tiny clue that he doesn't support him being the single yellow balloon in lieu of his familiar single blue balloon"

 

[___]

my new all time favorite

Is that a McDonald's logo on that box?

I still think the "prom" was a graduation party, and someone fooled Chris into thinking it was the prom.

Yep, that definitely wasn't prom, unless the school and all the students were really low income. It looks a lot more like a homecoming dance or a senior graduation event.

It would be interesting if someone went to the Chesterfield County Public Library to see if the yearbooks from Chris's high school years are there for the public. I know public libraries in my area keep yearbook archives of all the area high schools. In the yearbook they probably have pictures from prom, so you could see if they match.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

^i would kill to do that. Damn me and my no income to actually get there, it would only be a 2 hour drive.

I can't imagine how effin boring that service merchandise photoshoot outing with the characters had to be. Those catalog showroom stores were the epitome of boring when i was growing up.

 

[Stratochu]

my new all time favorite

Is that a McDonald's logo on that box?

Looks like either the early 90s McDonald's Pizza box or some kind of promotional Happy Meal box.

^i would kill to do that. Damn me and my no income to actually get there, it would only be a 2 hour drive.

I can't imagine how effin boring that service merchandise photoshoot outing with the characters had to be. Those catalog showroom stores were the epitome of boring when i was growing up.

Chris-chan probably thought it was great. And those places generally sucked, we only had Best stores in all three cities I lived in as a kid, and my parents LOVED shopping at Best. The stores were invariably outdated decor-wise, cold, boring, overpriced, and I was typically dumped in the toy department. The only thing I liked about Best was that they carried Majorette, Tomica and Polistil toy cars and genuine Transformers in the 80s & early 90s. (I still have a Majorette Excalibur SSK that I stole from Best in 1990 or so)

And if the Sonic plushie and I Choose You! Pikachu (I bet he also has the Togepi from the same lineup somewhere) could talk, I'd love to hear what they said about going everywhere with Chris-chan and living at 14BC.

 

[drmccoy]

He only has the recollection of the one dance. Because she probably felt bad for him. He probably had his head buried in his portable vidya while his "date" was chompin down on her smuggled McDonald's.

Is there any pictures of him from prom? Like was he wearing his suit with a fanny pack and medallion?

Not on the CWCki.

FWIW, looking at the photos on there, it's definitely a dance, but none of the gents are wearing tuxedos (mostly dress shirt and tie).[/quote]


So he probably dressed like he did in the future message.[/quote]

Probably like this, if I had to guess:

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He looks like shit. The fanny pack, he can't even tuck his shirt in correctly. Collar unbuttoned, the children's playing card game clip on tie that is six inches too short. For his gal-pal's sake, I hope he didn't smell. He clipped the tie on the first buttoned button. Was this his idea of "being cool and unique"? And his pants are a size too small. Look how they pull around the pockets. Probably thought he's get some china with his hot ass on display.

 

[CatParty]

He looks like shit. The fanny pack, he can't even tuck his shirt in correctly. Collar unbuttoned, the children's playing card game clip on tie that is six inches too short. For his gal-pal's sake, I hope he didn't smell. He clipped the tie on the first buttoned button. Was this his idea of "being cool and unique"? And his pants are a size too small. Look how they pull around the pockets. Probably thought he's get some china with his hot ass on display.

and that mopey girl off to the side is probably the "loner geek girl" from all the teen comedies that has a crush on the "cool dude" but chris is all about his gal pals.

but pants to show off his hot ass?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

"Hey! You think-a I'm-a off-model? Look-a at this kid, Luigi!"

 

[Descent]

Something I noticed about Chris' "prom" pictures is that he isn't in any of them, so I assume he's the one who took all of them. But Barb went with him. She couldn't be bothered to put her burger down long enough to take a picture of her son and his gal-pals? Of course the cwcki only shows eight pictures, so maybe there's more and Chris just didn't upload them, but still, it's a bit strange.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He clipped the tie on the first buttoned button. Was this his idea of "being cool and unique"?

That's how little kids wear their clip on ties.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He looks like shit. The fanny pack, he can't even tuck his shirt in correctly. Collar unbuttoned, the children's playing card game clip on tie that is six inches too short. For his gal-pal's sake, I hope he didn't smell. He clipped the tie on the first buttoned button. Was this his idea of "being cool and unique"? And his pants are a size too small. Look how they pull around the pockets. Probably thought he's get some china with his hot ass on display.

and that mopey girl off to the side is probably the "loner geek girl" from all the teen comedies that has a crush on the "cool dude" but chris is all about his gal pals.

but pants to show off his hot ass?

There are so many things wrong with that picture...
first of all, it shows that Chris assuming a feminine role didn't start withe the tomgirl saga, he always had it with feminine sexy poses: bootylicious Chrissy!
Second, we can say that his clown shirt was rather tight fitting, it displays his manboobs to a disturbing degree. Lastly, all the fuckin tard toys in the background. There's even the Sonic totem thing in the upper left.
Chris thought that this would look attractive to boyfriend free girls. Says a lot about his state of mind IMO.