CWC Pics

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

The age of the alcohol related decor (most of it appears to be Schaefer, Bass and Yuengling stuff from the 50s & 60s) and seminude painting appear to indicate that 14BC was originally Bob's house before marrying , and the IBM book is from the 80s to very early 90s. This is most likely the stairwell leading to Chris' room.

Another old pic of Bob pre-hoard shows another Bass beer sign, which indicates that Bob didn't drink bawdles of Bud.

What I find amusing about the IBM book pic is the Chandlers didn't even own a IBM PC (or compatible) until the mid to late 90's when we seen the Packard Bell during Chris' big 18th.

Which shows they had the same taste in computers as they did in cars.

 

[jeeolenkova]

Long time lurker, first time poster, I'm really curious: Who is the man on the left in the OP and what is his affiliation with the Chandler family?

It's Chris' douchebag half brother Coleslaw on one of his very rare visits to 14BLC.

(Coleslaw also has a doppelganger in the form of forum user CatParty )

There's no entry on Coleslaw in the CWCki though, what's his story? Does he have the same mother as Chris?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Why didn't they get that child a coat that fit?

 

[Marvin]

Long time lurker, first time poster, I'm really curious: Who is the man on the left in the OP and what is his affiliation with the Chandler family?

It's Chris' douchebag half brother Coleslaw on one of his very rare visits to 14BLC.

(Coleslaw also has a doppelganger in the form of forum user CatParty )

There's no entry on Coleslaw in the CWCki though, what's his story? Does he have the same mother as Chris?

Cole minus slaw. There's an article on him.

 

[pickleniggo]

http://sonichu.com/w/images/4/4b/0062-NewChristian%26Dad.jpg

Why didn't they get that child a coat that fit?

Because Goodwill only has so many options.

 

[Pikonic]

Long time lurker, first time poster, I'm really curious: Who is the man on the left in the OP and what is his affiliation with the Chandler family?

It's Chris' douchebag half brother Coleslaw on one of his very rare visits to 14BLC.

(Coleslaw also has a doppelganger in the form of forum user CatParty )

There's no entry on Coleslaw in the CWCki though, what's his story? Does he have the same mother as Chris?

Yes, Cole Smithy's mother is Barb. His father…that's another thread for another day.

 

[exball]

http://sonichu.com/w/images/4/4b/0062-NewChristian%26Dad.jpg

Why didn't they get that child a coat that fit?

Is this like a joke question? Seriously, when do any of Chris' clothes fit.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Is this like a joke question? Seriously, when do any of Chris' clothes fit.

And did Bob ever not wear that combo?

 

[DoctorLasagna]

I think the saddest thing about these photos is the lack of joy. In some of the pictures of him as a child he looks so, so happy. Even with most adults, it's not terribly difficult to find photos of them laughing and being genuinely thrilled, even if they get photographed half as often as Chris. Then again, I guess most photos like that come from doing things. Going to parties or theme parks, not just sitting with crappy Lego creations.

 

[wheat pasta]

His physical body changed but his insides remained the same, more or less.

No, his arteries are a lot harder than they were seven years ago.

he is MUCH saltier.

 

[Jackolantern]

I've read all 77 fucking pages in the last few days. Totally worth it. This thread is gold.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I've read all 77 fucking pages in the last few days. Totally worth it. This thread is gold.

It's totally my favorite thread here.

 

[Zim]

http://sonichu.com/w/images/4/4b/0062-NewChristian%26Dad.jpg

Why didn't they get that child a coat that fit?

Is this like a joke question? Seriously, when do any of Chris' clothes fit.

The clothes fit. It's just that one of Chris's "super powers of fail" is that his body morphs instantly when putting anything on to make it seem like his stuff doesn't fit.

 

[___]

Looking back at any picture or video where he is wearing a coat... they are all too small and out of style.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Borb's ages put them pretty far out of the loop in terms of what cool clothes were for kids. They probably went for whatever was least expensive.

 

[bradsternum]

I would think it would be hard to shop for someone with Chris' unique shape. Chicken legs, bulbous ass, swollen gut, big tits, tooth pick arms, and swollen head.

 

[Lunachu]

Chris loves to blow

I knew Chris reminded me of somebody.

Spoiler

 

[milkshark]

I would think it would be hard to shop for someone with Chris' unique shape. Chicken legs, bulbous ass, swollen gut, big tits, tooth pick arms, and swollen head.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/a/a1/Cwcstrongman.JPG

Those are 2 of the greatest Chris photos I've ever seen. His arms are so stringy! You'd think a guy as fat as he is might need an adult sized watch.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Geez, why the hell did Bob and Barb wait so long to have Chris? I've never seen a picture where Bob looks younger whatsoever.

 

[milkshark]

Geez, why the hell did Bob and Barb wait so long to have Chris? I've never seen a picture where Bob looks younger whatsoever.

I think he was an unhappy accident.