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And the old man glasses with the strap. And his general awkwardness.
 
The dead fish eye stare add ambiance to the partay.

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His smile :heart-full:
 
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The Barbie Woman picture is so ironic to me.

I grew up with a lot of Barbie dolls around me you know (yes, and I'm a guy) and I don't remember the Barbie of the early 90s looking anything like that.
 
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That Valentine's Collage is one of the saddest things I've seen and here's why. He has two sets of commercial Valentine's, which means he probably went out and bought them himself for...I don't know, autism. Not only that but the only ones he has from (Space Jam I think?) are the ones of the over sexualized female rabbit. The others are McDonald's characters which, you know, further cements the idea he went out and got them for himself. :lol:
I don't know if the McDonald's Valentines were available in stores or came from Happy Meals (I like to think they came from Happy Meals), but the Looney Tunes (Space Jam?) Valentines were probably purchased to give to the gal pals and he decided to stick the leftovers around his poem. And since he liked the effect so much he decided to include all of his favorite Nintendo characters (but only because this predates the creation of Sonichu by one or two months).
 
This may have been the final time Chris ever looked like a normal person.

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He's just a little, autistic boy growing up in the illustrious, neon, mid-80s. At this time, he seemed perfect.

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Such a lucky bastard, when I was a kid, all I wanted was a Megazord toy, but I never got one! :x

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Look at him, you'd never imagine this was Christian Weston Chandler. He has a female, up close, rubbing paint on him. :lol:

and to round off the Service Merchandise pics, here's the one with Santa.

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Wow Batman maybe tone down the whole 'being a dick' thing
 
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

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It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a retard in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

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It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.
Which one's Barb?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
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Wow, proof that Chris knew where the bathroom was.
Anyone else notice the garbage on top of the toilet seat? How much you want to bet Barb left that stuff there.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Somebody has to post pics new to the thread, might as well be me!

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It's true what they say, there exists no real good family portrait of the three of them, either Chris or Barb looks like a exceptional individual in any of them. In this case, Chris looks like a giddy, unassertive child reacting to having a bunch of pretty ladies at his special 18th year birthday party, where he supposedly becomes a man. Barb, on the other hand, looks somewhat ok by comparison.

Chris looks like a gross teenager. He also looks a lot greasier than most. I have a hard time believing he didn't have a sex drive, this creeper looks like he beats off 12 times a day. "Naive about dating" can also mean fap-happy.

Now on to Barb. Her eyes are FUCKING SCARY. Also she always makes that fucking face for photos. Her weird face is always angled like that, and frankly she looks insane. :snorlax:
 
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