CWC Pics

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Wow, the first pic is pretty cute, but the second one reminds me of an autistic Norman Bates.

"You're always pretty, Mommy."

 

[___]

Creepiest person award.

 

[NavierStoked]

This picture is giving me brain cancer in the best way. Love it.

 

[Artard]

I especially like the way the spiral emerges out of Sunkist Girl's boob.

 

[Good Soothing Coffee]

Take a minute and compare these two pictures.

There might have been external changes, but the Chris you see on the bottom is for all intents exactly the one you see on top.

Not to mention we can see that raising Chris has taken its toll on Barb. Look at how weary and dead her eyes are in the second pic.

 

[scxthursday]

The look on his face is hilarious. On a side note, that's a very busy looking tablecloth.

I'm going to take these LEGOS into my room and fuck them tonight.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Pattie was pretty cute

Dear god, did anyone teach him to shave as a teen?

So handsome and single.

His cats look exctly like mine. They are so goddamn cute.

Funny how the only cute things pictured are Patti and the cats.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Not to mention we can see that raising Chris has taken its toll on Barb. Look at how weary and dead her eyes are in the second pic.

She doesn't look too bad in these. She just seems like that average heavy set mother. Then it really went down hill.

 

[MysticMisty]

To their credit, they all manage to avoid having the look of resenting disgust that the gal-pals had. In every single photo.

Well to be fair, the gal-pals had to put up with see Chris at least two or three times a week, every week. Anna's friends only had to put up with Chris just this once. Maybe a couple of other times. At the very least they had weeks in between seeing him.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Where have I seen this before? Oh, yeah...

Is it just me, or is he more lusty over the legos than Anna?

I still feel bad for that man in white who has to eat his cake while being mere centimeters away from rotting-watermelon-flavored SANICism.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

I imagine Mary Lee Walsh shit herself at graduation when she saw Chris sticking out like a sore thumb. In sure she did a face palm.

I'm sure she wept like a Captain Phillips when he was rescued, because it was finally over and he'd be out of her life forever.

Why is his desk facing the board?

Isn't that like a resource room or special ed room, and not a regular classroom?

Actually, they're all really cute. It's both hilarious and tragic that Chris couldn't grasp how he didn't have a shot with any of them. To their credit, they all manage to avoid having the look of resenting disgust that the gal-pals had. In every single photo.

I'm a girl-with-braided-pigtails man myself, but Sunkist girl gets a space in my underground bunker when the asteroid hits too.

Notice there aren't any pictures of the girls interacting with or even looking at Chris. Even at his own party, none of the girls actually acknowledged Chris. It must have been so awkward for them, like when you go to a classmate's graduation party and some weird family member locks onto you and you can't escape.

 

[Good Soothing Coffee]

She doesn't look too bad in these. She just seems like that average heavy set mother. Then it really went down hill.

I dunno, they say we smile with our eyes, and her eyes in the second pic seem like they've seen a lot of, well, shit.

 

[The Joker]

I'm going to take these LEGOS into my room and fuck them tonight.

I'll FUCK them hard.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

I still feel bad for that man in white who has to eat his cake while being mere centimeters away from rotting-watermelon-flavored SANICism.

That poor girl, I can't see those friends inviting her to anything knowing that she's pretty much contractually obligated to bring him along

 

[Konstantinos]

Take a minute and compare these two pictures.

There might have been external changes, but the Chris you see on the bottom is for all intents exactly the one you see on top.

I'm still utterly confounded at how quickly Blarb devolved into . It seriously looks like it's a different person in the first photo.

 

[drmccoy]

You can always tell the Richmond house with Bob to 14 BLC. Richmond house is clean, bright and uncluttered. 14 BLC is generally in proto-hoarde mode. Lots of crap stacked all over. Richmond house has none of that and you get the feeling that Bob made sure that it fucking stayed that way.

 

[Picklechu]

I'm sure she wept like a Captain Phillips when he was rescued, because it was finally over and he'd be out of her life forever.

Except for that time he sent her a drawing. And the times when he drew her in his comic, which showed up online. And the times he ranted about her in YouTube videos and other media, which also showed up online. And the times when weens called her and emailed her.

You can always tell the Richmond house with Bob to 14 BLC. Richmond house is clean, bright and uncluttered. 14 BLC is generally in proto-hoarde mode. Lots of crap stacked all over. Richmond house has none of that and you get the feeling that Bob made sure that it fucking stayed that way.

IIRC, Barb was with them in the Richmond house. They moved there after she retired from Virginia Dominion Power or whatever the hell it's called. Bob and Chris were alone in the Richmond apartment, while Barb stayed at 14BC so she could work until retirement.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

On the plus side I'm comforted to know Fatty had a Lego fetish his whole, well I don't want to say life but how about existence? Still, it would have been even more sad if it was a recent development to escape his crappy existence.

 

[MysticMisty]

That poor girl, I can't see those friends inviting her to anything knowing that she's pretty much contractually obligated to bring him along

Chris somehow managed to do enough planning for the party that he was invited. Otherwise Anna probably didn't bring Chris along often.

Isn't that like a resource room or special ed room, and not a regular classroom?

Oh yeah, it's definitely a special ed class. It was taken in 96, when he was in 8th grade. He was allowed to have an in-class pizza party for his birthday. In 8th grade. You can tell his classmates definitely hated him since the only way he could celebrate with them was during school hours.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The look on his face is hilarious. On a side note, that's a very busy looking tablecloth.

He was like a freshman in high school when this picture was taken. Too fucking old.