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mst3kluv said:
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"So, Barb, What do you like on TV-"
"Eat yer food."
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Tiffany clearly went above and beyond the duty of her negotiated contract. :pickle:
 
NavierStoked said:
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This is another favorite picture. Idk, what the Hell Spider-Man is doing. That's an odd pose that Spider-Man chose to go with. He looks like he's holding Chris' head in place as he prepares to snap it.
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Spider-man is attempting to cure Chris of the 'tism of course. Everybody gets one. Chris looks miserable in this picture
 
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Marvin said:
It's less that he's chewing with his mouth open, and baring his teeth. He's showing his fangs.
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True. I always thought the cheesy pizza video was Chris intentionally being a piggy eater.

(Hard to tell the difference, I know.)
 
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MysticMisty said:
People have mentioned the fanny pack and the backwards cap (Chris is just as hip and cool as Sonic), but not the ugly, too-small jacket. Barb 'n Bob have dressed him in so many ill-fitting clothes it's kind of nuts. Even the Manchester High sweatshirt, which should've been brand new, was purchased in a size too small for Chris.
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When I first saw that picture a while ago I thought he was wearing a backpack, but I think those are just strings for a hood.

It looks like Chris has the fanny pack done up tight around his stomach to try and keep the jacket from riding up even higher. Usually his has it hanging low on his waistline, possibly with the strap through the belt loops in his pants.
 
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Nothing's worse then when he puts his face in the plate of canned spaghetti and thinks he's being totally adorable because of it.
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Please don't tell me this rabbit hole goes so deep that it's basically that meatloaf scene from Christmas Story, with Barb in place of Ralphie's mom.
 
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mst3kluv said:
Seriously, no decent woman or man would want to be Chris's partner. He's a goddamn baby with the body of a 50 year old and the lust of a 16 year old. :surprised:
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Which is why no woman would want him. Even mail order brides desperate to escape starvation on frozen Russian tundra. Chris is going to die sad and alone, possible after preserving Barb's corpse in the hoard.
 
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mst3kluv said:
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What I love the most about this picture is how "white" it is. Tiny little apartment, small cluster of balloons, that 1990's computer over to Chris' left, the rinky dink table with red Solo cups, and fucking Good Burger on the TV.

I also noticed the scanner up on top of the PC tower over there. Imagine all the horrors that thing saw. I'm also quite fond of the tiny Mario head in the bottom near the TV.
 
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Mogambo said:
Which is why no woman would want him. Even mail order brides desperate to escape starvation on frozen Russian tundra. Chris is going to die sad and alone, possible after preserving Barb's corpse in the hoard.
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Well he would join the ranks of JustinRPG, Reymon14 and Kevin Havens as people who will probably die alone. They are lulzy for different reasons, JustinRPG thinks he is married to some pokemon, Reymon14 his voice reminds me of someone I used to go to highschool with, and is a wrestling mark (A person who is enthusiastically devoted and passionate about Pro Wrestling) and Kevin Havens is someone who buys lifesize dolls, SomethingAwful and Encyclopedia Dramatica both made fun of him.
 
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