CWC Pics

[theobservdr]

Look at him holding up his Sonic plushie. He probably considered it his best friend, and he talked to it and everything. If Chris thinks cartoon characters actually exist in another dimension, imagine what he thought back then!

Maybe he thought shows like this were real...

yea probably, but more he watched too much Who Framed Roger Rabbit when he was a kid.

 

[alterid]

Maybe he thought shows like this were real...

Seeing Chris do clock stretches would be amazing.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Seeing Chris do clock stretches would be amazing.

Anything before and after 5:00-7:00 would likely give him a heart attack.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Anything before and after 5:00-7:00 would likely give him a heart attack.

I wunder if that's a sad truth...

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

I just watched an episode of Carl Sagan's "Cosmos". It gave me a lot of hope for humanity.

Now I'm seeing this picture and my hope is (temporarily) damped.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I wonder if his nipples were always the size of pepperonis or if he had to work at it

 

[Count groudon]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

It looks like his head and his arms were photoshopped onto a beanbag chair

 

[Whizzercocker]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

Speaking of Photoshop, the picture on the TV doesn't look at all real. O_o

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

THAT'S where those pepperonis went!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

lollerskates, i never noticed he pasted the adult chronicles cover on his ps3. I love how we always find something new from an old pic.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Simply because of the way his arms look. His wrists look incredibly tiny and atrophied, almost as if they were photoshopped onto his body.

Well what do you know!

I always thought this image was just a bad photoshop job. The way his head and arms don't match the torso convinced me this was a troll image.

The fact this is his real body is actually rather disturbing.

 

[Wall of Originals]

I'm assuming the uneven line on his chest was from a bra? Or just his girth when he sits down?

 

[deeman]

I still like to think these Korean gentlemen are part of a tour group that books yearly retreats to Ruckersville to see the elusive Demon Tism Childman. If you beat him with socks full of beans your children will grow up healthy.

The ultimate trollin plan would be to pay them to claim they got inside info... that Sonic is dead.

 

[Spergatron]

I'm assuming the uneven line on his chest was from a bra? Or just his girth when he sits down?

It's from sitting like a slob and his rolls cutting into his own flesh

Also it blows my mind how someone can live with no muscles at all. I mean look at that pic.

 

[HighlyKoalified]

Love the implants darling

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm assuming the uneven line on his chest was from a bra? Or just his girth when he sits down?

This was years before the muscle bra. I have no idea what's up with that weird bra line.

 

[The Joker]

This was years before the muscle bra. I have no idea what's up with that weird bra line.

I think that he mentioned in an e-mail that he wore a tight shirt as a makeshift bra.

 

[I_eat_pickles]

I've made a few modifications, in the interest of making Chris look more masculine. I have failed miserably, but that was expected.

Edit: As you can see, all those reps of lifting fifty pound 12 packs of iced tea are paying off.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

He doesn't even have any forearm development from hours and hours of video games and masturbation. Wouldn't holding up a PSP or GBA give you some kind of a pump?

I'm assuming the uneven line on his chest was from a bra? Or just his girth when he sits down?

Those are lines from working out.