CWC Pics

[TheAutisticDriver]

Btw I asked him what he thinks of Chris now. Bro typed Chris is a FRUITBALL.

Wow, even autistics lower on the cognitive scale find Chris pathetic. I love your bro's unconventional yet apt and simple description. I myself have a little brother with severe autism around the same age and he doesn't speak at all but I will take my lower functioning brother over Chris's own special brand of the 'tism any day of the week. Although one of the worst things was when he discovered jerking off and would just start doing it in the living room regardless of anybody else in there. Thank god he finally learned that he needs to do that in his room. Oh and the occasional tard rage which is dangerous because out of all the siblings in the family he is the largest by far. Sad because he probably would have made a great football player but oh well at least he never has to worry about putting food on the table because somebody else has to do it for him.

 

[CWCchange]

If Chris actually had a rainbow Mohawk he would be physically indistinguishable from your average tumblr user.

LOL, Chris with a dykey Rainbow Dash haircut. If he did it himself, all the striped colors would be crooked.

 

[MysticMisty]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

 

[Trilby]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

Ugh! My mom bought me one of those stupid things.

 

[Dumb Frogposter]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

That subtle look of disappointment

 

[Trilby]

That subtle look of disappointment

Have fun with your calculator, dude!

 

[MY 405]

I am mesmerized by that sofa ...

 

[trip2themoon]

I love how Chris isn't even attempting to hide his attraction to Anna in that picture. Just look at the way he's leering at her...

It makes me laugh that he's leering at the least attractive of the girls. Despite her shiny forehead I'd have been all over Sunkist Girl. I wonder if his positioning for that pic is his attempt at blocking out the jerk. How awesome would that be to show up at a young woman's birthday party and the only other Jerk there is Chris. Even I would rate my chances in that situation if Chris was my competition.

 

[Jozef]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

"Look how cheap this is! Chris likes video games, I'll get him this."
That THING was shit... even the box looks shitty, it looks like a package of light bulbs or something.

 

[AnOminous]

"Look how cheap this is! Chris likes video games, I'll get him this."
That THING was shit... even the box looks shitty, it looks like a package of light bulbs or something.

I actually thought it was a box of light bulbs when I saw it.

 

[Jozef]

 

[Trilby]

"Look how cheap this is! Chris likes video games, I'll get him this."
That THING was shit... even the box looks shitty, it looks like a package of light bulbs or something.

I'm reminded of the TV ad with the guy throwing away a random SNES cart like it was no big deal.

A better gift these days since they no longer sell incandescents in this country.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

It makes me laugh that he's leering at the least attractive of the girls. Despite her shiny forehead I'd have been all over Sunkist Girl. I wonder if his positioning for that pic is his attempt at blocking out the jerk. How awesome would that be to show up at a young woman's birthday party and the only other Jerk there is Chris. Even I would rate my chances in that situation if Chris was my competition.

I think it is mostly a spazzy attempt at being a hip teenager, but there is definitely something there about Chris trying to block out the other guy; look at the lifted shoes he puts on his Lego doppelgänger, to make him taller and more visible than everyone else.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

If I didn't know better, I would have said he was made to go to his Grandma's house on his birthday to receive the catalogue-ordered crap she bought him.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

I logged on had not yet put my glasses on and I thought the picture was of a maxi pad.

 

[January Cyst]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris might be autistic, but he still understands what a piece of shit that thing is.
Seriously, the calculator function might actually be the best thing about it...

 

[Trilby]

Chris might be autistic, but he still understands what a piece of shit that thing is.
Seriously, the calculator function might actually be the best thing about it...

I hope he does.

 

[Mick92]

Aw, you beat me to it!

Ohhh, the cringe... but seriously, this is the only gaming system Chris ever deserved.

 

[Satoru182]

I think Chris learned his gift-giving skills from Barb.

this iteration of Chris really screams *SPECIAL*, look at him, that face, hair, stache, glasses and clown shirt, you can know right away this kid aint right.
That piece of shit game even in 99 I remember you could buy similar on the Chinese stores for pennies. Cant believe they advertise it as superior to a console game like the snes.