Interests CWC Questions - Mailbag 2 - part 5 (Sept 9 2020)

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Where does Chris see himself in ten years?

Funny, she used to be unable to see herself in a far ahead time of the future; ask her that question, she’d draw a blank. But now, definitely in ten years, in fifty years, in a hundred years, in a thousand years, in a million years, into Infinity, she’d still be alive, kickin’, all Goddess Overpowered,defending Cwcville, helping everyone else, protecting the Earth, and having visited as many other alt-dimensions of interest and as needed of her presence and help in putting them back in balance.
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Interesting... So Chris went from: “I don’t know what I’ll do in ten years” to “I’ll be daydreaming as much as possible”.

That’s pretty depressing in itself.

What have you been during under quarantine?

With Rosey by my side most of the time, keeping me and this body safe
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Aaaand, there is Chris with his mother-complex yet again. Even his OCs need a fuckmommy to feel safe. Freud would have a field day with CWC!

Interesting BTW arhat Chris has started to use the word “iron curtain” to describe the “dimensional veil” or whatever portal bullshit that separates “dimensions”.

Had Chris recently watched a cold war documentary or some shit like that?!
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
— What was your favorite pastime during quarantine?

— A videogame that requires you to go outside.

Chris fails even at shitting himself and doing nothing.
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He owns the latest gaming consoles, ready to play AAA quality games
It's like owning a propane grill and tank but prefers to make fire with tree branches and tinder.
 
Fapcop said:
Where does Chris see himself in ten years?



Interesting... So Chris went from: “I don’t know what I’ll do in ten years” to “I’ll be daydreaming as much as possible”.

That’s pretty depressing in itself.

What have you been during under quarantine?



Aaaand, there is Chris with his mother-complex yet again. Even his OCs need a fuckmommy to feel safe. Freud would have a field day with CWC!

Interesting BTW arhat Chris has started to use the word “iron curtain” to describe the “dimensional veil” or whatever portal bullshit that separates “dimensions”.

Had Chris recently watched a cold war documentary or some shit like that?!
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Barb Chandler, TEAR DOWN THIS HOARD!
 
Argh My Cigar said:
I always thought “The Miscreants” was a cringe name, like some middle school skateboard group.

Also he still plays up his “heterochromia”? Chris’s eyes are like barely different in color and it’s not something the average human being would ever notice unless it was pointed out to you and even then the difference is extremely subtle.
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They really should have gone with misfits, at least that has the band name backing it up similar to watchmen as the editor pointed out.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
So in other words, when Barb dies and he continues to do nothing except shit himself, he still expects to come out on top of his minuscule world as a goddess at the end of his life? Yeah he's definitely going to find himself on the streets eventually.
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I'd like to see how smug Chris would be the second he's kicked out of 14 BLC.
 
Daisymae said:
This shit is beyond pathetic at this point. I don't understand how anyone can follow Chris at this point. You have to have a completely broke brain to be in that discord with him.
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They're all smooth brains who believe they're going to get famous off a a literal retard who shits himself and drinks his own sperm.
Hogar Grupal said:
I'd like to see how smug Chris would be the second he's kicked out of 14 BLC.
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"This was foreseen, we shall build a newer mayoral mansion at the salvation army!"
 
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Chris thinks his heterochromia is the most interesting thing about him
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So the most interesting thing about him is something that basically doesn't exist. Sad, frankly. Very bigly sad.
 
Tikbalang said:
He owns the latest gaming consoles, ready to play AAA quality games
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If he ever gets into the Witcher 3, he'll buy the Switch version.

And play it in docked mode.

And paying full price while the Pc, Xbox and Ps versions are on sale.

And then after the sale ends, he'll buy it for all his systems anyways just because, and keep playing the Switch port.
 
Jesus Christ, don't these people realize that they're pouring gasoline on the dumpster fire that's Chris's perception of reality by playing along with his delusions? If you're pathetic enough to whiteknight him, at least try to get him to better himself instead of basically making his situation even worse.
 
His idea that cwck-sonic is an amalgam of every version of sonic (yet only looks like archie/modern sonic) is bizarre. I harp on this a lot, but chris has admitted that he dislikes plot consistency because its too much work for him to map out a logical cause&effect scenario. This part here highlights that with a radioactive glow. The sheer amount of problems that would cause (first and foremost being an existential crisis and total mental breakdown) but just like all of chris's explanations 'it just works.'

A lot of what chris puts forth reminds me of my childhood browsing fanfiction.net. If you start pointing out flaws in a 11 year old's naruto fanfic in hope they learn not to make glaring plot holes and leaps in logic they always respond the same way: OMG STOP NITPICKING YOU TROLL! MY STORY IS PERFECT, STOP HARASSING ME. Sound familiar?
 
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IsaacShraeder said:
Jesus Christ, don't these people realize that they're pouring gasoline on the dumpster fire that's Chris's perception of reality by playing along with his delusions? If you're pathetic enough to whiteknight him, at least try to get him to better himself instead of basically making his situation even worse.
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The problem is that he doesn’t respond unless you play along.

Chris has managed to trap himself in an insanity echo chamber of his own making.

It’s obviously not something unheard of in psychology to come across cases (usually children) who don’t want to acknowledge or interact unless you play along with their particular quirk or craziness.

The solution is usually not to play along, since the simple human need for social interaction normally wins out in them.

What’s unique to Chris, is that he has a bottomless well of tards willing to humor him. If everyone who’s in contact with him stopped LARPing, Chris would take his toys and go home, and someone else would pop up to take their place.
 
Fapcop said:
The problem is that he doesn’t respond unless you play along.

Chris has managed to trap himself in an insanity echo chamber of his own making.

It’s obviously not something unheard of in psychology to come across cases (usually children) who don’t want to acknowledge or interact unless you play along with their particular quirk or craziness.

The solution is usually not to play along, since the simple human need for social interaction normally wins out in them.

What’s unique to Chris, is that he has a bottomless well of tards willing to humor him. If everyone who’s in contact with him stopped LARPing, Chris would take his toys and go home, and someone else would pop up to take their place.
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Yup. Back during the alec calls Alec once noted that chris ONLY responded to negative attention, but nowadays chris has as you said an endless army of people willing to humor him. Chris still reacts to negative attention but actually getting his attention is harder now because of how many asskissers are orbiting him on twitter and now on discord. If the asskissers keep out another Idea Guy, then I'm okay with that but they're clearly not actually helping him by feeding his delusions. The sort of platitudes these asskissers are feeding chris are just distracting him from the out-of-conrol double decker bus hurtling toward him.
 
Funny, she used to be unable to see herself in a far ahead time of the future; ask her that question, she’d draw a blank. But now, definitely in ten years, in fifty years, in a hundred years, in a thousand years, in a million years, into Infinity, she’d still be alive, kickin’, all Goddess Overpowered,defending Cwcville, helping everyone else, protecting the Earth, and having visited as many other alt-dimensions of interest and as needed of her presence and help in putting them back in balance.
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Well I for one am glad to see that regardless of all Mama's other responsibilities in the far-flung dimensions, defending Cwcville still comes first and foremost. It's easy to forget your roots and where you came from, especially after you no longer possess something like the mayorship. This is a testament to Chris's sense of loyalty, duty and care.
PROTECT CWCVILLE CHRIS
DON'T FORGET CWCVILLE, PRIZE JEWEL CITY OF ALL C-197!
 
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Were these questions written by literal 5 year olds? What the fuck is this shit?

The very mildest question should be on the order of "Why do you throw away money on DLC for games you don't even have?"
 
Fucking Hell, I know It’s mentioned to death but I wish people would give up on the inane questioning given to Chris. It isn’t constructive and leads to Responses not Useful (Or funny enough) to warrant having been sued. I hate to say It but Ween Questions would’ve been preferable to this shitshow, at least then we might’ve been given funny responses about Cwcville and pretty much splurges any details about his Deranged, Dimensional Spasticly constructed Fantasy realm with glee when given the opportunity, the people who still bother to enable Him through these platforms are just as pathetic as him. Case In point :mad::julay: 😑
 
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