Interests CWC Questions - Mailbag 2 - part 5 (Sept 9 2020)

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Fapcop said:
Aaaand, there is Chris with his mother-complex yet again. Even his OCs need a fuckmommy to feel safe. Freud would have a field day with CWC!
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It’s quite ironic that Sockness, the one human being in existence who embraces Chris’s maternal side, is 100% exempt from the latter’s mama bear bullshit.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
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Were these questions written by literal 5 year olds? What the fuck is this shit?

The very mildest question should be on the order of "Why do you throw away money on DLC for games you don't even have?"
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These people wouldn't be hardcore Christorians asking the questions, also they probably don't even have the slightest idea of what sort of investigative journalism they could uncover by getting him to answer questions.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
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Were these questions written by literal 5 year olds? What the fuck is this shit?

The very mildest question should be on the order of "Why do you throw away money on DLC for games you don't even have?"
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Well Chris does have many things in common with 5 year olds. As for the reason for the DLC stuff, if I recall it is for some sony fanboy reason. Like he thinks that if he buys enough stuff from Sony they will be loyal and listen to what he has to say. Pure delusion.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
These people wouldn't be hardcore Christorians asking the questions, also they probably don't even have the slightest idea of what sort of investigative journalism they could uncover by getting him to answer questions.
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We’re talking about faggots alright, but in their defense, Chris is a pretty hard person to interview.

Make the question too abstract and you’ll get a “hmm yeah...” followed by a one word answer. Same if you make it too serious.

Deny the premise of his fantasy world, and you might get a funny reaction but he’ll most likely take his toys and go home.

This is of course also why most interviews with Chris end up pretty boring.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
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Were these questions written by literal 5 year olds? What the fuck is this shit?

The very mildest question should be on the order of "Why do you throw away money on DLC for games you don't even have?"
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Truth be told, this has only reinforced my conviction that the current crop of orbiters and enablers are a bunch of dipshit teenagers who are just discovering Chris and think "it's, like, so cool that I'm talking to the actual real Chris-Chan, you guise!!!1!"
 
moogetrooget said:
" Lisa Simpson will be the next president of the US "

Reading shit like this actually hurts my brain.
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That makes it more hilarious when both of the presidential candidates to win are old white men.

I actually can't wait for Chris' meltdown when Lisa isn't running the country especially given his post-election tardrage was hilarious.
 
Are-A-Ham-A-Key said:
As for the reason for the DLC stuff, if I recall it is for some sony fanboy reason. Like he thinks that if he buys enough stuff from Sony they will be loyal and listen to what he has to say. Pure delusion.
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This is in perfect accord with Chris logic as I understand it. But do you recall when or where he said this?
He said something similar regarding Nintendo way back when; he said that they would defer to him rather than Liquid Chris because he had spent more money on Nintendo products than Liquid had.
 
Truthboi said:
That makes it more hilarious when both of the presidential candidates to win are old white men.

I actually can't wait for Chris' meltdown when Lisa isn't running the country especially given his post-election tardrage was hilarious.
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Is Chris even capable of meltdowns anymore when he's lost all touch and investment in the world?

Usually, now when something bad happens, he just says "meh, the merge is gonna happen any day now and fix it"

Only thing he really raged over was not going to a con, but that makes sense since cons are what he uses to feed his delusions further.
 
The Fool said:
Is Chris even capable of meltdowns anymore when he's lost all touch and investment in the world?

Usually, now when something bad happens, he just says "meh, the merge is gonna happen any day now and fix it"

Only thing he really raged over was not going to a con, but that makes sense since cons are what he uses to feed his delusions further.
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Well he raged in his recent livestream
 
It begs the question- are the "watchmen" more of these fiction kin, fictional LARPERS, bc honestly the comic references are pretty faggy in of itself.
 
The Fool said:
Is Chris even capable of meltdowns anymore when he's lost all touch and investment in the world?

Usually, now when something bad happens, he just says "meh, the merge is gonna happen any day now and fix it"

Only thing he really raged over was not going to a con, but that makes sense since cons are what he uses to feed his delusions further.
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He occasionally gets offended when people draw his "original" characters better then he can, through those twitter meltdowns. Although this hasn't happened in a number of months, and I guess when you consider the amount of rambling he does on twitter from time to time, it's just a small drop in the ocean of delusional angst. He's mostly too desensitised now to things happening outside of his direct control.
 
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I really hope they get Chris to give us the new micheal jackson lyrics, it's aways fun reading Chris's crazy song lyrics.
Truthboi said:
That makes it more hilarious when both of the presidential candidates to win are old white men.

I actually can't wait for Chris' meltdown when Lisa isn't running the country especially given his post-election tardrage was hilarious.
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It's a waste of time arguing with Chris about these things because he can just say 'Oh I meant in another dimention' so he's always right in his own mind.
 
PipTheAlchemist said:
I thought autists loved detail?
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I feel like Chris is a special case. Sockness on the other hand, has his worldbuilding of his lovecraftian world that we're never gonna read.

I take it back about Chris hating details. He did made a long tweet about Naitsirhc's closet homosexuality
 
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