Containment CWC shitposting containment thread - AKA CWCPosting

[Kacho]

In county in bumfuck nowhere VA Chris will be lucky to eat ungrilled cheese sandwiches three times a day.

 

[Shroom King]

Does that yellow candy bar say Wheelies? Is that the generic jail brand? ROFL.

 

[chuggachugga]

Who took this picture anyway? Is Chris really that big an icon that someone in the working crew took a picture of today's meal or something? Because I find it very unlikely that he took this picture himself given how he's essentially banned from the Internet.

hes not banned, how dare you. fed also his celly

 

[obliviousbeard]

Chris should be forced to sort glass instead of given FREE CANDY on TAXPAYER'S MONEY. Now that we got that out of the way, that is just depressing looking, and this is coming from someone who has eaten what passed for food in school and military.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Probably the most healthy thing Chris has eaten in years. Looks far more appetizing then anything I've seen Chris or Barb cook.

 

[skullmord]

I took the pic. I am Chris's celly. True and honest. We get our 2k calories a day.

 

[anon_christorian]

Ahahaha there is no fucking way he ate that

Edit: I don't mean to say this picture is inaccurate. Just that there is no way Chris is going to eat anything that looks like this or isn't shaped like a chicken nugget.

 

[The Last Stand]

I have a better idea. One of you should get yourself locked up to get to Chris. I'm sure you two will come up with something over time.

 

[W00K #17]

Would eat if I was stoned.

 

[Niggernerd]

I don't think pedophiles and rapist should be broken out of jail.

 

[Professor Iris]

That's actually pretty close to what Chris would be served in prison. Meal-wise, he isn't going to have a good time, food in prison is notoriously shit and to get a halfway-decent meal ('decent' being used VERY loosely here), you might have to steal ingredients from the kitchen just to get something like a grilled cheese going (which involves using your iron, some foil, and you swiping bread and cheese.) See the video below for more details on that:

That said, Chris is going to lose a lot of weight in jail. He's not going to gorge on food dense in fat and sugar.
They only provide your daily nutrition at the bare minimum, and he's only going to be let out for chow at appointed times, not whenever he feels like it.
He'd also better take advantage of that exercise time they give him, because that's one of the few ways he's going to keep himself.....sane.....somewhat.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

If anything it's too late lol

 

[PsychoNerd054]

That's actually pretty close to what Chris would be served in prison. Meal-wise, he isn't going to have a good time, food in prison is notoriously shit and to get a halfway-decent meal ('decent' being used VERY loosely here), you might have to steal ingredients from the kitchen just to get something like a grilled cheese going (which involves using your iron, some foil, and you swiping bread and cheese.) See the video below for more details on that:

That said, Chris is going to lose a lot of weight in jail. He's not going to gorge on food dense in fat and sugar.
They only provide your daily nutrition at the bare minimum, and he's only going to be let out for chow at appointed times, not whenever he feels like it.
He'd also better take advantage of that exercise time they give him, because that's one of the few ways he's going to keep himself.....sane.....somewhat.

Chris is certainly going to change a big deal here. And it isn't like his very few remaining enablers are going to be able to contact or provide for him legally, or without fucking him up anymore than before, so the Chris we used to know is officially dead.

 

[Professor Iris]

Chris is certainly going to change a big deal here. And it isn't like his very few remaining enablers are going to be able to contact him legally, or without fucking him up anymore than before, so he's basically screwed.

I gave some thought to that. I have no idea what visitation rights are in Chris' neck of the woods.
Is it just immediate family that can visit, or can anyone just hail him out?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Anybody know what that Wheelies thing is?

Google results are shit and they don't have a Wikipedia.

I wonder if it's some obscure candy with an exclusive prison contract for some reason.

 

[I Love Beef]

Don't worry. Another "dimensional merge" will happen and it will retcon him being at home with his toys as if nothing ever happened.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

mashed potatoes.... idk whats in the top left though

Lentil stew. Usually comes with meat chunks. Usually.

 

[Chazzed Up]

What is the substance in the lower right compartment?

That's the least recognizable food item for you? At least you can see the potato skins. I'm trying to figure out what the literal vomit in the top left is. I see carrot but the stuff it's suspended in is a mystery.

 

[Chris Chad]

I gave some thought to that. I have no idea what visitation rights are in Chris' neck of the woods.
Is it just immediate family that can visit, or can anyone just hail him out?

According to the state of Virginia, non family members can visit Chris. I'm not sure why you would though, because they run background checks and need proof of who you are. Why would anyone be retarded enough to let the government tie you to Chris in any way?

Source: https://vadoc.virginia.gov/families-friends-of-offenders/visiting-an-offender/

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I see Chris stubbornly refusing to eat due to his pride/delusions of Grandeur (that will swiftly be challenged)
....do prisoners have meal plans?