CWCify a TV show!

[CWCissey]

Just take a TV show and replace the cast with members of Christory!

I'm going to start off with The Trapdoor

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Chris=Berk.

The stupid and underpaid servant to the thing upstairs is now the stupid and government paid slob who gets q-sands for the thing upstairs.

Barb=The Thing Upstairs

CHRISSUN! FEEEED MEEEEE!

The CWCki=Bonii

The voice of reason, he tries to suggest the right thing to do, but is usually ignored by Berk

Anna=Drut

Doesn't say anything that makes sense and more often that not gets Berk into more trouble.

TWOLLS=Various creatures from The Trapdoor

Various horrors and monsters that escape from The Trapdoor, usually due to Berk's stupidity

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

NO CAST.

 

[CWCissey]

NO CAST.

 

[CatParty]

NO CAST.

 

[Judge Holden]

NO CAST.

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[Male]

NO CAST.

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[CatParty]

i can't stop laughing

 

[The Knife]

Mother and son live in isolation in a creepy old house. Son has obsessive issues with women he can never get, causing him to act in bizarre and increasingly violent ways. Mother does her best to protect her son from the consequences of his actions, when in reality, she's just as crazy as he is.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

NO CAST.

 

[timtommy]

Craster from Game of Thrones has always reminded me of what Chris' ultimate fantasy. He lives alone with his daughters and grand-daughters. He takes his daughters as wives and offers up male offspring as sacrifices. He has created a strategic situation for himself where men who have nothing but disdain for him have to grovel to him.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Craster from Game of Thrones has always reminded me of what Chris' ultimate fantasy. He lives alone with his daughters and grand-daughters. He takes his daughters as wives and offers up male offspring as sacrifices. He has created a strategic situation for himself where men who have nothing but disdain for him have to grovel to him.

Chris actually reminds me more of Viserys, an insane manchild who constantly throws temper tantrums when things don't go his way, and also expects all the hard work (taking over Westeros) to be done for him and then reap all of the rewards, all the while mistreating the few allies he has left.

 

[The Dude]

The Biggest Loser...only not about his weight, obviously.

NO CAST.

Well played, my friend. Well played.

 

[bradsternum]

NO CAST.

I don't know why anyone's bothering to follow this one up.

 

[Smutley]

Married with Children:

Al and Peg are Bob and Barb, married losers who only tolerate each other when they're giving the shaft to other people
Kelly is Cole. the vapid airhead slut who will do anything for attention.
Chris is Bud, the underdeveloped horny manchild

Marcy and Jefferson are Anna and Watermelon, the only people that socialize with the Bundy's but are constantly shit on or damaged by them.

And I actually agree with Bradsternum - I don't think anything can really follow up Churchofgodbear!

 

[Picklepower]

Maybe if teenage Chris and his gal pals were in Degrassi? lol Episode 1, Chris tells his gal pals about video games he plays while they nod, and pretend to listen, Season finally, Chris takes Barb to the dance and then cries. No wait how would this tie into Degrassi, ok (im thinking older seasons) There would be an ep where Chris is hated because he call's the gay characters, Dang homos!, or there will be a road trip episode, except Chris will stay home to play with Legos and pokemon. Maybe on that one special episode Chris will get shot by Rick along with Jimmy, or in place of. I could see Chris thinking he would have a chance with Paige or Ashley.

 

[Mourning Dove]

The Biggest Loser...only not about his weight, obviously.

The biggest loser of his Facebook friends, for example.

The show Homeland would become would be about trying to track down da trolls or something. Carrie would become tomgirl Chris with autism instead of bipolar/PTSD and would speak in CWCisms/broken English instead of Arabic.

 

[milkshark]

Saved By the Bell: The Manchester Years

This show is the fantasy high school life that Chris dreams about. It will be presented as a normal high school show until the final episode where the camera pulls back to reveal a Lego high school set for girls being manipulated by a 32 year old man in drag.

Zack - Christian Weston Chandler
Our hero, the "main character" who everyone else on the show revolves around. Christian is a popular tomgirl high school male who's sweet style, sashay walk and wink flirts get him all the attention from the ladies. Sometimes Christian breaks the fourth wall to talk directly to the audience, usually to talk about how Asperger's is nowhere near as hard to live with as Autism.

Kelly - Megan Schroeder
Megan is Christian's dream girl, and he spends most of his time trying to get her to become his sweetheart from the ground up. Megan likes Christian as a friend but also likes another fellow student at Manchester High, and isn't sure if she wants a jock or a tomgirl for a boyfriend.

Slater - Joshua Martinez
Christian's friend and rival, Joshua Martinez, is an attractive athletic type. He has his eye on Christian's friend Megan, but knows that he could probably get any girl he likes if she chooses Christian.

Jessie - Anna McLerran
Christian's closest platonic Galpal. Anna is not a popular student at Manchester High but has a reputation for standing up to bullies and defending the weak. She has a hardcore crush on Joshua Martinez.

Screech - William Elliott Waterman aka "Waterhead"
Christian's goofy little buddy who wishes he could be as cool, confident, talented, sexy, intelligent and fucking amazing as Christian. "Waterhead" is somewhat of a tech geek, and often does Christian's bidding when a situation arises that needs a lot of things "unloaded" from the internet.

Lisa - Tiffany Gowen
Christian's stylish Galpal who Waterhead has an intense crush on. Tiffany is well known for her stylish hair mousse and fashionable Guess t-shirts. Tiffany finds Waterhead completely repulsive in every way.

Mr. Belding - Mary Lee Walsh
After getting fired from PVCC, Ms. Walsh becomes the principal of Manchester High School and sets out to make Christian's life as hard as possible for fun. She makes tomgirling against the rules and constantly punishes Christian just for being Autistic.

Max - Michael Snyder
The gang from Manchester High relax after class with a milkshake from the GaME plACE delivered by owner Michael Snyder. They play card games and listen to Britney Spears on the jukebox while helping Christian become a tomgirl stud.

 

[CatParty]

NO CAST.

The tragedy of the last fb post/leak debacle has added a whole new level to this.



Still hilarious.

 

[Ryan Rash]

NO CAST.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Married with (Man)Children

Fixed.