CWCify a TV show!

[Tubular Monkey]

NO CAST.

Wow.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The Big Tard Theory

Chris and ADF are two spergy losers who live together in an apartment and constantly lust after their hot neighbor, Gloria Tesch, who, unfortunately, only fucks jerks like Clyde Cash and Michael Snyder who steal Chris's pants because he's a "nice guy" (tm). Sometimes their friends JustinRPG and The Amazing Atheist drop by to visit and they do some idiotic stuff together, such as creeping on girls or playing children's card games. Later ADF finds a girlfriend - DrMusic2 - who is as psychotic as he is and The Amazing Atheist marries a Social Justice Warrior girl with a very shrill voice.

I just re-read this paragraph and noticed that there is no noticable change to the original, except that my version may be a tiny bit more entertaining.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

The Big Tard Theory

Chris and ADF are two spergy losers who live together in an apartment and constantly lust after their hot neighbor, Gloria Tesch, who, unfortunately, only fucks jerks like Clyde Cash and Michael Snyder who steal Chris's pants because he's a "nice guy" (tm). Sometimes their friends JustinRPG and The Amazing Atheist drop by to visit and they do some idiotic stuff together, such as creeping on girls or playing children's card games. Later ADF finds a girlfriend - DrMusic2 - who is as psychotic as he is and The Amazing Atheist marries a Social Justice Warrior girl with a very shrill voice.

I just re-read this paragraph and noticed that there is no noticable change to the original, except that my version may be a tiny bit more entertaining.

Hey this sounds better than the original Big Bang Theory.

 

[CWCissey]

NO CAST.

The tragedy of the last fb post/leak debacle has added a whole new level to this.



Still hilarious.

Indeed.

I think ChurchofGodBear knew something!


That or demonic powers...

 

[Judge Holden]

NO CAST.

The tragedy of the last fb post/leak debacle has added a whole new level to this.



Still hilarious.

Oh sweet jesus yes.

ChurchOfGodBear...you are some kinda fuckin seer

 

[MegachuDeluxe]

Sonichu Time
Chris has been the mayor for years, but lately crime and trolls are hard to come by these days so he sets off on an adventure with his best friend Sonichu, and with that they're off to explore the secret crevices of Cwcville time forgot such as the Disco, a 1980's sitcom studio and much more, on the way he longs for a heartsweet like Princess Meghan but Lumpy Space Barb tries to keep young Chris away from the other temptresses, it's also about Chris growing up as a mayor in this vast mayorless Cwcville.. Maybe he'll get a kiss or two from Allison on the way there!
Finn: Chris
Jake: Sonichu
Allison: BMO
Cwcki: Ice King
Cwcville: Ooo
Tiffany: Marceline
Meghan: Princess Bubblegum
Anna: Gunther
Barb: Lumpy Space Princess
Trolls and past heartsweets: misc. citizens

Have a theme song: Sonichu time, c'mon come to Cwcville, we're gonna curse some dirty trolls, with Sonichu and Chris the Mayor, the trolls will feel our wrath Sonichu time.

Coming soon: Sonichu Time: Hey Cwcki! Why do y'all slander us all day?!
And Sonichu Time: Explore Cwcville because I said so, now noW NOW NOW!!

 

[Ruckersvillian]

Chris is a draftee doctor in the Korean "police action" who has lots of gal pals, drinks reeb with his tentmate, naitsirhc John McIntire, and zaps to the extreme to save wounded soldiers in the OR!


MegachuDeluxe: I've never seen that picture of Chris before that you use as your avatar. Assuming it's not a photoshop, I'm impressed; he actually looks clean and neatly dressed. Clearly it's not a recent picture.

 

[MegachuDeluxe]

Ruckersvillian: I got it off the CWCki I think it was taken in 2009-2010, I honetly felt it was the best picture Chris took, when he was still full of hope and not crashing into slumber constantly.

 

[dangerousanalysis]

NO CAST.

 

[Watcher]

NO CAST.

You sir have just... my god you've won

Nothing'll ever top that

Present this guy with an award, I need to locate my sides.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Thank you, everyone. I'll be here all week.

 

[Saney]

Spoiler

Just take a TV show and replace the cast with members of Christory!

I'm going to start off with The Trapdoor

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Chris=Berk.

The stupid and underpaid servant to the thing upstairs is now the stupid and government paid slob who gets q-sands for the thing upstairs.

Barb=The Thing Upstairs

CHRISSUN! FEEEED MEEEEE!

The CWCki=Bonii

The voice of reason, he tries to suggest the right thing to do, but is usually ignored by Berk

Anna=Drut

Doesn't say anything that makes sense and more often that not gets Berk into more trouble.

TWOLLS=Various creatures from The Trapdoor

Various horrors and monsters that escape from The Trapdoor, usually due to Berk's stupidity

Did you just reference The Trapdoor? We are now besties.

 

[CWCissey]

Spoiler

Just take a TV show and replace the cast with members of Christory!

I'm going to start off with The Trapdoor

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Chris=Berk.

The stupid and underpaid servant to the thing upstairs is now the stupid and government paid slob who gets q-sands for the thing upstairs.

Barb=The Thing Upstairs

CHRISSUN! FEEEED MEEEEE!

The CWCki=Bonii

The voice of reason, he tries to suggest the right thing to do, but is usually ignored by Berk

Anna=Drut

Doesn't say anything that makes sense and more often that not gets Berk into more trouble.

TWOLLS=Various creatures from The Trapdoor

Various horrors and monsters that escape from The Trapdoor, usually due to Berk's stupidity

Did you just reference The Trapdoor? We are now besties.

Heh heh heh! It's a massive nostalgia kick for me, I loved that show when I was a young 'un.

 

[The Doctor]

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Now imagine the intro like so...

"In the near future, Ian Brandon Anderson and his inflatable companion Kimmi unleash their forces to conquer Virginia!

Only one force can stop this evil, a handful of brave Jerks! In specially created pickle suits they can be transported anywhere, to fuse with incredible LOL weapon systems beamed down from the space station PVCC, becoming Troll and Machine, JULAY Extreme!

Clyde Cash, brilliant head honcho troll!

Alec Benson Leary, amazing creator of Asperchu!

Liquid Chris, the true and honest CWC!

Whatever the trolling, they are ready!

The CENTROLLIONS!"

Basically every week Chris has a new plan to conquer Virginia and get himself some sweet china, only for the Centrollions to come along and ruin his plans. After defeating him Chris ends up with and swears revenge on the Centrollions before until the next episode.

 

[Pinhead]

I'd turn Doctor Who into Doctor Chu.

With the destruction of Cwcville in The Last Great Troll War, Sonichu now travels alone in the TURDIS (Troll-Unfriendly Reverse-Dimensional Interstellar Ship) until he meets up with a young 18-21 smoke free human girl named Rose. She reminds him of his long-lost Rosechu, and since the loss of his "Father" he feels comforted by some humanity being around, so they take to the stars, fighting hordes of Trolleks and Cyberbullies, armed only with a Sonichu Screwdriver.

Highlights include:
Series 3 - with the return of Rival Timechu "The Blackster" - whose defeat earns Martha the "Martha of the Year Award, 2000".

Series 4 - The return of Cwcville and the Timechus for the finale. Sonichu comes face to face with his father, Lord Mayor Chrissilon, and must confront him on the evils and madness he committed in the last days of the Troll War. Unsure of whether he was right in destroying Cwcville the first time, it takes forgiveness and acceptance from Rosechu to allow him to end the war a second time. This leads to Sonichu's regeneration. His quills become floppier and his muzzle more defined.

Series 5 - *feels hair* "I'm a girl! No.. a tomgirl! Ooh, and fingers! Lots of gloved fingers! And still not Ultra!"