CWCKI Forums: The Movie

[spaps]

Directed by Tommy Wiseau or Uwe Boll, the plot is about Sperg City breaking out into pure chaos, and only the Admins can stop the rioting.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'd be played by Micheal Cera with a British cap and long flowing hair.
Obviously it would be directed by Tommy Wiseau and star the guy who plays rod in birdemic as Null.

 

[Judge Holden]

I would be played by Doug Jones as a nightmarish manpig entity. Think the Pale Man mixed with Leatherface and made out of rotting pig carcasses

 

[EI 903]

I would be played by Doug Jones as a nightmarish manpig entity. Think the Pale Man mixed with Leatherface and made out of rotting pig carcasses

I guess this means Null is destined to end up Ned Beatty.

 

[Pikonic]

Why is this even up for discussion?
We all know our time for making a Chris-related movie died with Phillip Seymor Hoffman.

 

[Watcher]

I guess this means Null is destined to end up Ned Beatty.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I want Jack Black wearing glasses or to play me.

I think would be funnier.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Petition to have my role played by Ryan Gosling.

 

[Some JERK]

there's only one clear choice here for the role of some JERK:

Spoiler

I dunno what they'd do about making him good-looking enough to play me, but they have all kinds of make-up geniuses in Hollywood, so I'm not that worried about it.

Spoiler: Or if he's not available, this would be an acceptable alternative.

 

[Ariel]

there's only one clear choice here for the role of some JERK:

Spoiler

I dunno what they'd do about making him good-looking enough to play me, but they have all kinds of make-up geniuses in Hollywood, so I'm not that worried about it.

Spoiler: Or if he's not available, this would be an acceptable alternative.

Scott Eastwood is my future husband.

 

[A-Stump]

 

[Some JERK]

Scott Eastwood is my future husband.

Get him a less ridiculous watch for your first anniversary.

 

[Ariel]

Get him a less ridiculous watch for your first anniversary.

I didn't notice the watch.

 

[Some JERK]

I didn't notice the watch.

Yeah, I too was somewhat distracted by the fact that he's on a yacht lighting his Cuban cigar with a disposable lighter.

 

[Trickie]

My character would be played by Kristen Schaal, and she would come in at odd moments, do some random access humor, then leave as quickly as she had come.

 

[Fialovy]

Gwendoline Christie is the only actor I can think of that would be tall enough to play me. Tommy Wisseau has to be a part in the making of this movie, I mean, he's Tommy Wiseau!

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Juliette Lewis is the only person I can think of off the top of my head who can pull of my hair, aside from the Golden Knight.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Milla Jovovich would have to gain a grand number of pounds to play me.
and Jim Rash better damn well be playing CatParty.

 

[Dee]

Juliette Lewis is the only person I can think of off the top of my head who can pull of my hair, aside from the Golden Knight.

You have a Tina Fey vibe.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Milla Jovovich would have to gain a grand number of pounds to play me.
and Jim Rash better damn well be playing CatParty.

Surely Cole Smithey would jump for a chance to appear in a movie!