CWCKI Forums: The Movie

It'd be a CWCstarted documentary about Chris's life, with all of us being interviewed about him and our part in the trolling. I'd be played by Lee Hotti.
 
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Being a half-Filipino guy, I feel they'd cast an Asian American as me. Perhaps this guy, Ken Jeong might be casted as c-no:
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Otherwise, perhaps they could just use some random Asian American guy to play as c-no. If our characters were to appear, no doubt they'd play up something such as my character looking like a brony stereotype. I only pray that they do get a nice fedora and maybe a few MLP plushies to put in some good biting humor at me.
The plot might be along the lines of the forum discussing about random things until I guess some sort of plot comes in where hijinks ensues, eventually having it all dissolve into idiocy or something.
Could have Tommy Wiseau as director.
Genre would be comedy because there could be humor, perhaps random access humor.

caffeinated_wench said:
Autism, Horror, Tommy Wiseau, and Tommy Wiseau will play everyone.
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I can only imagine Tommy Wiseau trying to post as everyone, trying to react to deviant art horrors or using some gay pony avatar or even sperg posting about Chris.
 
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It should be a cyberpunk conspiracy thriller where the CWCKI Forums is a dystopian society ruled by Our Benevolent Technical Overlord Null. Under the guise of a sockpuppet, our hero, J. Crowley, discovers that Null has been supplying members with vaccines that slowly turn them autistic and that there is a secret society run by the Prettiest Qween who conducts decadent orgies (aka CatParties) where members all JULAY in unison. Crowley is already feeling the symptoms of autism so it's a race against time to warn everyone about vaccines before he is banned for being an retard.
 
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Good thing you guys have an actual Hollywood actor as a mod.
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Now that this project has some weight behind it, I propose an action-horror movie where we're all attacked by vicious Loveshies. Naturally, I'm the protagonist, since I'm the forum's go-to S.layer. Now, who wants to be my expendable sidekick?
 
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Hunger Mythos said:
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Oh my god that cat is so beautiful! So sweet looking and soft! :heart-full:

Ahem.

A long time ago someone told me I kind of look like Nicole Kidman. So, I'll be portrayed by Nicole Kidman, but she'll have brown hair, and glasses. And wear a fuckton of purple, that's a must.
 
Michael Cera should play me. Perhaps that doesn't immediately make sense to you, but in real life, I act like most of his characters.
 
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