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The only people who could play me are dead. Rest in peace John Belushi, John Candy and Chris Farley. There is no one worthy of playing The Dude.
 
You know, most of the lolcows would make for good comedies. I mean, look at Chris. Fat, thinks he can make money off of his crappy comics, changed his name because an animitronic bear said it wrong, filmed himself having sex with a doll, drinks his own baby juice, and craps his pants. That's black comedy gold right there.
 
What about Jeff Bridges?

Sadly I'm not as handsome or thin as he is. I like him, but he'd be the wrong fit to play me. I would have to be played by a fat, fairly unattractive funny guy and I can't think of anyone currently acting who could pull it off.

You know, most of the lolcows would make for good comedies. I mean, look at Chris. Fat, thinks he can make money off of his crappy comics, changed his name because an animitronic bear said it wrong, filmed himself having sex with a doll, drinks his own baby juice, and craps his pants. That's black comedy gold right there.


Seth Rogan could play a decent Jace.
 
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The only people who could play me are dead. Rest in peace John Belushi, John Candy and Chris Farley. There is no one worthy of playing The Dude.
Jeff Bridges is still alive. And he already played The Dude.
 
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I have a friend who swears I look like Olivia Wilde (AUGH YEAH), and I have no problem with her portraying a wisecracking pickleniggo.
 
I want to be played by Laverne Cox. I'm not black or transgender, but I really like her work.
 
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