CWCKI Forums: The Movie

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Ooh ooh, can I be played by Jonah Hill? And have a poorly stuffed tiger by my side in every scene?

 

[Saney]

Assuming Doug gets the call to direct this atismu-fest, I'm going to have to nominate Vince Vaughn to play myself, with whole modesty, of course.

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Compy would shoot him the minute he walked on set.

 

[LM 697]

 

[Very Honest Content]

I dunno, I'm pretty sure Compy would shoot him the minute he walked on set.

A good on-set shooting incident is always good for free publicity I usually find, just look what it did for the The Crow and Alex Proyas.

(What still too soon? It's been 20 years, time to get over it people . . .)

 

[garbageraider]

In the movie, who would play me?

 

[EI 903]

In the movie, who would play me?

David Morse.

 

[Chelonian]

It involves Holden kicking our dark lord out of Hell, leading to a daemonic invasion of the mortal plane with his right-hand man Connor who is hellbent on making himself a woman suit out of adopted mothers.

I get killed off in the first 10 minutes during a incident involving Dormie , a shotgun, a bunch of meth and a potted plant. Dormie then becomes a supporting character with a subplot centering around him finding love with the living embodiment of rubber balls.

Null naturally looks like a Gandalf ripoff, busting into the Fragg household in order to stop Holden's invasion so he can continue his never-ending pursuit of K Flay uninterrupted by those annoying demons. That, and his friends won't stop calling him to do something about it.

And finally, our protagonist Randall. A scary man in juggalo makeup who thinks he's Heath Ledger and is married to a crazy woman who lusts after the gun nut next door. After Null annoys him enough for Randall for take action, he fights his way through a demonic army until he reaches Holden who REDACTED him in the REDACTED for REDACTED. Finally, Randall defeats Holden in a epic fight involving a chainsaw that is powered by a Corgi in a hamster wheel.

Friends come together, Satan is back to ruling hell, etc.

After this conclusion, the stinger shows a crazed Framer holding a silent baby in the middle of a empty road while the camera zooms out to reveal something...looming over her.

Spoiler

 

[Watcher]

his right-hand man Connor who is hellbent on making himself a woman suit out of adopted mothers.

Only Holden would have Connor as his right hand man in Hell

Also lol making a woman suit out of adopted mothers.

 

[LM 697]

In the movie, who would play me?

 

[Dollars2010]

Garmfield and me on set waiting for the cameras to roll:

 

[Surtur]

Me and the Corgi, after I took her parking spot:

 

[The Dude]

So would I be one of the heroes, the anti-hero, the wise mentor, the goofy sidekick, the shady side character, the villain, or would all my scenes be left on the cutting room floor?

 

[CatParty]

Spoiler: WARNING SPOILERS

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

So would I be one of the heroes, the anti-hero, the wise mentor, the goofy sidekick, the shady side character, the villain, or would all my scenes be left on the cutting room floor?

We all know who you will be.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Some stereotypical old captain wethered by years at sea with a lot of stories to tell, in some kind of donut boat, would play me I guess.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Concept art of @Guardian G.I., @Saney (wearing a redesigned combat armour set) and @FramerGirl420

 

[c-no]

So would I be one of the heroes, the anti-hero, the wise mentor, the goofy sidekick, the shady side character, the villain, or would all my scenes be left on the cutting room floor?

Tell, what role did the Dude fill? I ask because that could be your role in the film.

We all know who you will be.

A blonde haired man who stole The Dude's Steyr AUG?

Concept art of @Guardian G.I., @Saney (wearing a redesigned combat armour set) and @FramerGirl420

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I'll just say this: that is rather nice look for Guardian G.I. though for Saney, it would have to be a SPARTAN from Halo. How else can we recognize him as a s.layer of the Love-Shy's?

 

[darkhorse816]

Either Anne Hathaway or Emmy Rossem would play me.

For those of you who have seen my pics, any other suggestions?

I want my character to be part cyborg with elbow guns and boob guns.

Also, I can write the screenplay!

 

[Lil]

I'd settle as that side character that occasionally does something quaint.

 

[Male]

Hi I'm Dan Aykroyd and I'll be playing myself