CWCKI Forums: The Movie

[CWCissey]

David Bowie would play me just to fuck with everyone.

 

[Watcher]

I'll be Satan's little jester boy

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

I'd probably be played by a prop that pops up now and then throughout the story. But it's only during the most emotional scene that I get broken.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm totally being played by Salma Hayek.

 

[The Hunter]

I came back from the dead to tell y'all this is the most autistic thing I've ever heard here 10/10 would legos again

Spoiler

Unless it's a shot for shot remake of Commando starring all the forum members and Compy as John Matrix.

 

[Watcher]

Spoiler

Unless it's a shot for shot remake of Commando starring all the forum members and Compy as John Matrix.

Stratochu should be Sully

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I came back from the dead to tell y'all this is the most autistic thing I've ever heard here 10/10 would legos again

Spoiler

Unless it's a shot for shot remake of Commando starring all the forum members and Compy as John Matrix.

Why don't you answer my calls.

 

[Bucharest]

@_blank_ would be played by Rutger Hauer

I'd be played by Jurgen Prochnow

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The large shirtless lazy guy in gayzee pacer's icon would play me. If he's not available, Penny from my 600 pound life.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm totally being played by Salma Hayek.

All she'd do is spin.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I probably can't be in the movie. Last I checked, Burgess Meredith is still dead.

 

[EI 903]

I probably can't be in the movie. Last I checked, Burgess Meredith is still dead.

We can hologram that shit. If it's good enough for Tupac and Michael Jackson, it's good enough for the obsolete man.

 

[Saney]

Either Anne Hathaway or Emmy Rossem would play me.

For those of you who have seen my pics, any other suggestions?

I want my character to be part cyborg with elbow guns and boob guns.

Also, I can write the screenplay!

Not Noel Fielding?

I came back from the dead to tell y'all this is the most autistic thing I've ever heard here 10/10 would legos again

Spoiler

Unless it's a shot for shot remake of Commando starring all the forum members and Compy as John Matrix.

Who would I be?

 

[CWCissey]

Who would I be?

Nameless henchman #27

 

[Simoniachu]

Let's say Hollywood became more autistic and decided to adapt the CWCKI forums into a movie. What would the plot be? What genre? Who would direct? Who would play you?

Direct: <- Tommy Wiseau
Plot: We are scientists or the government, monitoring whats left of humanity and we have become fascinated by chris and we start to change his life slowly as if he were our guineapig or something...this probably sounds corny as heck.
Me: I want this to be me.

Spoiler: crap this is huge: spoiler: it's a baby alpaca

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Let's say Hollywood became more autistic and decided to adapt the CWCKI forums into a movie. What would the plot be? What genre? Who would direct? Who would play you?

I would be JU-LAY-OH! King of Spergs. The spergiest actor you can think of would play me.

 

[Dollars2010]

Leaked footage of Applecat!

 

[applecat]

The scene after I mistakenly thought Compy had contracted autism! Such a tear-jerker.

 

[spaps]

I'll probably be played by some newcomer that no one's heard of because the casting director just didn't care about me.

Or Michael Cera.

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NO WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT WORTHY

 

[darkhorse816]

Not Noel Fielding?]

He could play me. He's androgynous enough to play a woman.