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I have amazing taste
True & Honest Fan
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Chris is live streaming Destiny
Oh Good Lord
True & Honest Fan
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Oh god. Destiny is confusing as hell for non-autistic man-children. Chris is going to hate this.
The Eternal Struggle
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His mic is off and since he doesn't look at chat he has no way of knowing.
He's just this guy, you know?
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I might as well just put this Image in the corner of my screen and call it a day. That's about all the interaction I'm getting here.
Boo
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His mic is off and since he doesn't look at chat he has no way of knowing.
you see him talking too. this is embarrassing
Oh Good Lord
True & Honest Fan
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Chris would be a warlock.
Enjoy every sandwich
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Lol he's playing the worst shooter he can get on ps4.
Although he plays rather good for a fps noob.
Geez he's blabbering on and on but the mic's turned off. To think what comedy gold is being missed...
I know everyone says he's bad but I didn't expect him to be this bad. He has trouble with fodder enemies...
Oh Good Lord
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Still better than watching a DSP stream.
fat bastard
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Lol he's playing the worst shooter he can get on ps4.
Although he plays rather good for a fps noob.
He's playing the first level on easy mode probably
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I've always wanted to see Chris play an FPS
Good GOD, my emotions!
kiwifarms.net
So. Any lip-reading kiwis out there?
Wait...what am I saying!
So. Any lip-reading kiwis out there?
Wait...what am I saying!
Just look forward to a video where he rants about the PS4 not recording his voice.
The Eternal Struggle
True & Honest Fan
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I've always wanted to see Chris play an FPS
Now we know he iron sights and scopes everything. No matter how close.
Mercenary Slut
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Eh wake me when he's streaming Bloodborne.
The Cow Dullahan
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So. Any lip-reading kiwis out there?
Wait...what am I saying!
He made some comment at 3:19 about figuring out the controls.
After that I can't tell if he's talking or making raspberry noises with his mouth...and then I got grossed out by his tongue sticking out for lengths of time. Sorry Kiwis, I refuse to go any further with the lip reading.
huh?
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Pro's
-seems to understand the concept of cover
-usually can react to whether he's close enough he should just melee
-knows to line up good shots when undetected
Con's
-Whenever enemies are on the screen he locks into aim-down-sights until he kills all the enemies, can't quickscope
-plays super defensively and hides behind the first set of cover instead of aggressively going for better vantage points or strategically superior positions.
-no concept of a tactical reload, will just stand there out in the open when reloading and not go for cover
-holds the controller like a mom
He's not terrible, but for all the mt dew he drinks i would have expected better.
His PS4 trolls him quite a lot.
'I bet Chris records a live-stream and doesn't turn his mic on' sounds like it should have been a snide joke when he was still e-begging.
But then it happened.
You could not make this shit up.
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