Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

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The main campaign is only 10 hours long? Jesus they weren't kidding when they said they cut it down from W3.
To be fair W3 did fucking drag a few times where I was begging for death.
 
The main campaign is only 10 hours long? Jesus they weren't kidding when they said they cut it down from W3.
Saw that too. If its true than the nails are in the coffin, 10 or 11 hours is laughably short unless there are comparably long side storylines. It roughly matches up with some of the main story + sidequests playtimes that have leaked. I'm still suspicious because the ending(s) havent been definitively leaked.
 
Honestly I can look past glitches and graphical issues. Graphics can be tweaked and upgraded post release. Bugs can be fixed, and can be hilarious.

Bad story, poor art direction, and lackluster gameplay are much harder to fix in post, and I can see the second and third throughout the leaked CP2077 gameplay. The art style is disjointed. Cyberpunk doesnt HAVE to be dark and gritty, but the use of gritty ugly characters with bright contrasting neon colors and soft virtual UIs creates constant tonal clash, suggesting a hard change in art style at some point or simply development hell with multiple creative directors.

The gameplay OTOH is just boring. It seems to be fast paced FPS gameplay, so like seemingly every other major game from the last 10 years. The turret sections feel right out of CoD, and small details mentioned here previously, like how none of the characters in the helicopter section are shooting at your or that you cant fail it, feel way too on rails for a RPG fromt he guys who made Witcher. The driving is straight out of farming simulator. The hand to hand combat ripped off from Bethesda RPGs, with just as much jank preserved. Ultimately, it looks boring.

The contrasts kinda remind me of saints row the third, except that saints row was a campy experience taking the piss out of serious sandboxes like GTA IV.

I'm holding off until release to make final first impressions, but what I've seen fails to impress. It's not terrible, but it doesnt justify the rabid hype behind it.
 
YongYeah is going to commit suicide.
According to Razorfist. The partnership agreement for CDPR/CP2077 is as restrictive as the big publisher sponsorships. If he is to be believed(possible grain of salt guy has a hateboner for CDPR) than YongYea and the rest of the partnered influencers cannot cover bugs or problems in the game. So he'll just ignore it
 
-dislike the voice acting of keanu reeves ( probably because he hasn't done too much VA)
-he sounds like reading from a paper. The other VA are levels above him.

looking back at all the roles he played (and I've watched and actually remember), I wouldn't call keanu reeves an overly emotive speaker to begin with.
same deal with peter dinklage in destiny 2, some can do the whole VA thing, some can't (not a diss, that's just the way it is). ironically stage actors usually fare better in that regard.
 
Seems like Judy is Female V only, though I haven't seen any official confirmation yet. Although making the only somewhat attractive female option in the game who was heavily marketed a dyke is hilarious. I feel like this was done on purpose.

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She'll taste your feminine penis or she's a bigot.
 
VIDEO GAMES! AND SEX!
SEX IN VIDEO GAMES!!
WOW!!!

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(some poolish man had to mocap this in warsaw. "y-yes matka, I am big video game developer now.").
"SEX IN VIDEO GAMES MEAN THAT THEY REALLY CAN BE ART! FUCK YOU ROGER EGBERT!"
--every shit for brains AAA gamedev for the last 15 years
HD graphics were a mistake, Egbert also should never have opened his fat mouth.
>video set to private
Why is it so hard for people to archive shit?

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That's probably because CDPR doesn't have any experienced directors to help him because they're polacks.
Dreamcastguy is a total clickbaiting faggot.
 
She'll taste your feminine penis or she's a bigot.

Imagine if there was a romance option only for dickgirls or cuntboys. Or that Judy rejects you if she pulls down She-V's trousers and sees herself looking at the last turkey in the shop.

The usual suspects would explode with "REEEEEEEE COTTON CEILING!"

Anyhow. I'm probably going to duck out of this thread to avoid spoilers. Ideally I'd like to be able to write a proper review of it on here when I've covered a significant amount of ground when it does come out. I doubt my RTX 3080 will have arrived by then so I won't be able to comment on whether ray tracing actually helps or whether it's just a meme (I continue to suspect the latter, because it's been a meme so far.)
 
Seems like Judy is Female V only, though I haven't seen any official confirmation yet. Although making the only somewhat attractive female option in the game who was heavily marketed a dyke is hilarious. I feel like this was done on purpose.

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Apparently she's into men as well but it takes more effort to get her to fuck you than it would if you were a woman.
 
Seems like Judy is Female V only, though I haven't seen any official confirmation yet. Although making the only somewhat attractive female option in the game who was heavily marketed a dyke is hilarious. I feel like this was done on purpose.

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Rarely have I felt as awkward as I did watching this
 
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