Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

[TurkishOreo]

After going through days of leaks: God, is there a single attractive woman in this game that you'd want to fuck? Even the "pretty" ones look aggressively mediocre and actually ugly due to what looks like grimy often-sunburnt skin and shitty tattoos. In Witcher 3 almost every romance option including the prostitutes was hot, wtf happened, especially with those comparison photos. They had a perfectly attractive model design and uglified it. Horrifying.

Witcher 3 employees fucked off because of the crunch.

 

[Dark Edea]

It is meant to be a dystopia, which is why most people don't want to live in a universe like that. But you have fucking retards that would live in warhammer 40K happily. Some people are just incredibly stupid.

The 40K universe is the template for paradise.

 

[Zeta Reticulan]

It is meant to be a dystopia, which is why most people don't want to live in a universe like that. But you have fucking retards that would live in warhammer 40K happily. Some people are just incredibly stupid.

Nobody who knows anything about 40k would want to live in that hellscape.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

We got some ending details from the PS trophies.

Spoiler: Ending Spoilers

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Any conformation on the rape? Yes or no?

Nobody who knows anything about 40k would want to live in that hellscape.

Unless they're degenerate sex cultists I guess.

 

[Ho Deak]

I thought Cyperpunk was always meant to be a dystopia. The fact that people would actually want to live in this place is proof that humanity is fucked.

They don't actually want to live in the setting. They want to be the hero or one the skilled "badass" characters they see presented to them. Games don't really show us the lives of the average IT support desk/retail/warehouse/fastfood worker of Cyberpunk 2077 because it's likely just as uninteresting as the real world equivalent.

 

[MrJokerRager]

This game had potential.

 

[Ashen One]

Spoliers: Johnny Silverman is actully a rouge AI who wants to dominate the planet so he can finally collect and gather all the dildos and dick-girl tranny porn possible.

The ending is you overloading him with so much dildo porn he blows up.

So the speedrun tactic for this game will just be uploading the Rat Kings subforum to the AI to make it blow itself up. Zinnia's thread alone might do the job because nobody, not even a genocidal rogue AI, should be forced to see the horrors in there.

 

[Activelo]

Any conformation on the rape? Yes or no?

Spoiler

No confirmation, although it's looking likely with what we've seen so far.

 

[Drain Todger]

This game had potential.

CDPR's new ASMR porn is out:

 

[MrJokerRager]

CDPR's new ASMR porn is out:

This is like a shitty ass plagiarism of this trailer with some ugly skanks added in.

 

[myiqis53]

Is the game even finished yet? How does a 40 gig patch work anyways? That's like over half the size of the game itself.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Is the game even finished yet? How does a 40 gig patch work anyways? That's like over half the size of the game itself.

Most of it overwrites existing game files.
Just imagine how big the "next gen" console patch is going to be.

 

[Jones McCann]

Am I getting the filesize right? 107.447 gb (base size) + 43.5 gb (patch?) + ??? (another upcoming patch?)

Most patches replace files which wouldn't add to the total size after the patch.

 

[myiqis53]

Most of it overwrites existing game files.
Just imagine how big the "next gen" console patch is going to be.

That's what I was thinking, but supposedly another one is coming, those poor polaks are about to drown.

 

[Aib Ld]

We got some ending details from the PS trophies.

Spoiler: Ending Spoilers

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So your options are:

Spoiler: spoiler about the endings

die and become a puppet, nuke the city and possibly yourself with it (? I guess that would be what The Sun means), or leave the city.
Only two out of three endings fuck yourself, because even Johnny said he wants to nuke the city or something. And the only good option is just... straight up leaving (with Johnny anyway I presume). Not sure if the one of the very top is an ending, since I heard that's just for beating the final boss
What the fuck is this, how and why is there a good ending for leaving the city with a ghost that lives and regularly malfunctions your brain chip but not a path about successfully fighting off Johnny? Is that what V wants too?
I can take the 'leaving' ending if its just V taking off the chip, going "fuck this, I had enough" and leaving, but the fact that there's no ending of a celebration nor anything of fighting off Johnny seems strange. And the 'leaving' ending would be weird on a corpo V. There's no strictly 'good' ending.

 

[Nobunaga]

>no matter what you do keanu cucks you in the end
This isnt very big chungus wholesome bros...

 

[Love Machine]

It is meant to be a dystopia, which is why most people don't want to live in a universe like that. But you have fucking retards that would live in warhammer 40K happily. Some people are just incredibly stupid.

Hey man, I just want to kick it with pert.

 

[Lurkism]

Am I getting the filesize right? 107.447 gb (base size) + 43.5 gb (patch?) + ??? (another upcoming patch?)

99% of any games file size is assets. I have no idea why a day 1 patch is this big unless it adds new content, or it could be that someone fucked up and packaged the entire game in the day 1 patch.

 

[Horus]

The 40K universe is the template for paradise.

It would have been had I been given my way!

 

[Default Value]

So your options are:

Spoiler: spoiler about the endings

die and become a puppet, nuke the city and possibly yourself with it (? I guess that would be what The Sun means), or leave the city.
Only two out of three endings fuck yourself, because even Johnny said he wants to nuke the city or something. And the only good option is just... straight up leaving (with Johnny anyway I presume). Not sure if the one of the very top is an ending, since I heard that's just for beating the final boss
What the fuck is this, how and why is there a good ending for leaving the city with a ghost that lives and regularly malfunctions your brain chip but not a path about successfully fighting off Johnny? Is that what V wants too?
I can take the 'leaving' ending if its just V taking off the chip, going "fuck this, I had enough" and leaving, but the fact that there's no ending of a celebration nor anything of fighting off Johnny seems strange. And the 'leaving' ending would be weird on a corpo V. There's no strictly 'good' ending.

So does this suggest that, once you complete the final mission, you're not able to go back to the rest of the game? Or do you unlock some weird, retconned New Game+? Pretty bold for a game with a 10-20 hour main storyline.