💥 Trainwreck Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger - Obese "damsel in distress" fetishist superheroine

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J A N D E K said:
Does she do requests?

Surprised she hasn’t listed being sawn in half by lumber mill radial saw (receiving). Return to the classics, Kitty.
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She does kinda have something like it


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Dysnomia said:
I agree with a few others here in that she's not really obese. She's pretty chunky. But she's no Slaton. However, I have a feeling she's bound to gain more instead of lose it.
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Damsel Dumpster Fire in Distress
 
Whoever is tying this bitch up is doing a terrible job. She's fat as fuck too so it shouldn't be too hard to get them tight.
 
I'm surprised that I couldn't find any Kitty Danger "quicksand" videos.

"Quicksand" is another weird Internet fetish rooted in old B-movies.

 
Probably:offtopic:, but I've seen this kind of thing before, and do you know the most annoying thing about it? (For me at least).
The fact that these women are meant to be action heroines, and yet they go around wearing high heels on missions. It's always been a bit of an autistic bugbear of mine where female characters are concerned. I mean, it's not like practical combat gear can't be made to look good.
It just makes the fact that she's unattractive and clearly doesn't know how to act or handle a gun even worse.
 
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Cricket said:
BP cow hopeful Cyndi Wilde / Kitty Danger of New York is an obese "damsel in distress" bondage fetishist

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Firstly, is she trying to hide her lardsomeness by shrinking the images horizontally? Because her face looks a bit stretched, esp. in that top one.

Also, the blurb and cover make her look like the cover art and premise behind a low quality budget tier 16 bit vidya. Probably some ridiculously bad platformer with crippled controls and leaps of faith and enemies that cheese and glitch the fuck out. Basically, it would be to a good 16 bit platformer (i.e. Turrican 2) as Human Killing Machine is to Street Fighter in the arcades.

EDIT: She also stole that dungeon wall backdrop from the game Legend of Grimrock.
 
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