Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Delamain said:
welcome to my TED talk
Today we are discussing
How to use a goblin to measure a door
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This is chance he’s a goblin

With the power of Google I was able to find a similar enough door

Note: the average door has an average height of 80 inches width varies
(For the American bros that’s 6 feet 8 inches)

Using the power of Ms paint we can mark where the scab ridden head lies within a diagram of a similar
Door
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note: the diagram shows too much of a gap the space between the panel and the window is much narrower

Without being gay and going to Akron with a ruler and a sharpie to mark it out we can deduce that there’s a 14-16 inch gap from the top of the door and top of the scratched skull leaving us at an estimated height of:
4’ 10”-5’

Fun fact: even with this estimation chance beats out the people of the island of
Timor-Leste The population with the shortest average height in the world!
With women averaging a height of 5 feet 1 inches and Men averaging a whopping height of 5 feet 2 inches

Thank you for coming to my TED talk join me next time when we deduct how deep the stylus went inside chance
Coming sometime SOON ™️
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Keep in mind that Chance is wearing shoes, standing on a WELCOME mat, and wearing a ski cap. All that probably adds around 1 1/2 to 2 inches to his height. Either way, he basically topped out at around the size of the average 12 year old. He really should just let go of that massive Napoleon complex he has and embrace the fact that he's never going to be physically imposing.

If he stopped with all the fronting and trying to convince the world that he's large and in charge, he might actually be happier in his day to day life since he wouldn't be hauling around that baggage all the time. But that's not the way of the pedo goblin.

Chance will instead continue to make bold claims, growl out challenges for people to come to his house for a scrap while leering down at his webcam, and then he'll hide behind Sally when someone shows up to call his bluff.
 
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I want to see Cyraxx rage, flip out, break stuff, and cry his fake tears. The pedogoblin does not deserve happiness or money. That is just my opinion. I am waiting for a new rage to drop.
 
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Deanwilson said:
I want to see Cyraxx rage, flip out, break stuff, and cry his fake tears. The pedogoblin does not deserve happiness or money. That is just my opinion. I am waiting for a new rage to drop.
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This is basically sums up today’s Marty stream. I presume when whatever buddy trolls or “friends” (have a hard time believing people are giving him money from the kindness in their heart or some shit) are giving him money decide to stop, we’ll see Rageraxx again.
 
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I presume when whatever buddy trolls or “friends” (have a hard time believing people are giving him money from the kindness in their heart or some shit) are giving him money decide to stop, we’ll see Rageraxx again.
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Wait, people are giving him money? if so, why? what about the cyraxx does throwing him a few bucks change? i dont get it

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Deanwilson said:
I want to see Cyraxx rage, flip out, break stuff, and cry his fake tears. The pedogoblin does not deserve happiness or money. That is just my opinion. I am waiting for a new rage to drop.
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When dealing with someone like Cyrax you need to take the stance of watching Chris Chan
Just sit back and enjoy the fireworks who knows
Maybe chance is going to do blackface as well
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
He really should just let go of that massive Napoleon complex he has and embrace the fact that he's never going to be physically imposing.
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I think it was Heather (dead Heather) that said Raxx gets extremely strong when he gets mad, but she is a woman so her perception of strength is different than a typical male’s. He might have that retard strength, plus he is fairly quick. He apparently beat up Heather’s brother when he came to pick her up to move out, but the brother could just be a little pushover pussy. I just want to see him fight someone with fighting experience. But we all know that’ll never happen unfortunately.
 
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Wimmig said:
I think it was Heather (dead Heather) that said Raxx gets extremely strong when he gets mad, but she is a woman so her perception of strength is different than a typical male’s. He might have that retard strength, plus he is fairly quick. He apparently beat up Heather’s brother when he came to pick her up to move out, but the brother could just be a little pushover pussy. I just want to see him fight someone with fighting experience. But we all know that’ll never happen unfortunately.
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I just want to see him fight, anyone.
 
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I just want to see him fight, anyone.
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My Cyraxx wish list contains only two things. 1) To see him spell words without an autocorrect assisting him. 2) See him decked in the face. One solid hit. And the aftermath/his reaction. I don't want the little goblin killed or anything, but a nice reality check will suffice.
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
My Cyraxx wish list contains only two things. 1) To see him spell words without an autocorrect assisting him. 2) See him decked in the face. One solid hit. And the aftermath/his reaction. I don't want the little goblin killed or anything, but a nice reality check will suffice.
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Agreed. The goblin deserves a hard punch to the face. I hope one of these days when he's screaming into the mic at 3 am doing one of his covers, Ed wakes up because he's out of pills and knocks him out live. It would be so funny.
 
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Wimmig said:
I think it was Heather (dead Heather) that said Raxx gets extremely strong when he gets mad, but she is a woman so her perception of strength is different than a typical male’s. He might have that retard strength, plus he is fairly quick. He apparently beat up Heather’s brother when he came to pick her up to move out, but the brother could just be a little pushover pussy. I just want to see him fight someone with fighting experience. But we all know that’ll never happen unfortunately.
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The boy has a skeleton made from uncooked pasta and zero muscle mass, he's as imposing as someone who just woke up after spending 6 years in a coma. I don't buy that he gets really strong when he's angry when he struggled to put two pieces of that anime figure together. Adrenalin isn't going to make up for that kind of deficit.
Bionicle Enthusiast said:
My Cyraxx wish list contains only two things. 1) To see him spell words without an autocorrect assisting him. 2) See him decked in the face. One solid hit. And the aftermath/his reaction. I don't want the little goblin killed or anything, but a nice reality check will suffice.
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As much as I'd love to see him get his long overdue ass whooping, punching him the face would actually pose a lot of risks for the puncher. Not on any legal of moral grounds, but medical. Because his teeth as so fucked up and covered in plaque from never brushing or using mouthwash, it's a giant petri dish for bacteria. He could have MRSA in there for all we know.

So if your fist got nicked there is a very high chance of you developing a seriously nasty infection, as in they need to go in surgically to cut out the parts of you that have started to rot levels of nasty.
 
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JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants said:
The boy has a skeleton made from uncooked pasta and zero muscle mass, he's as imposing as someone who just woke up after spending 6 years in a coma. I don't buy that he gets really strong when he's angry when he struggled to put two pieces of that anime figure together. Adrenalin isn't going to make up for that kind of deficit.

As much as I'd love to see him get his long overdue ass whooping, punching him the face would actually pose a lot of risks for the puncher. Not on any legal of moral grounds, but medical. Because his teeth as so fucked up and covered in plaque from never brushing or using mouthwash, it's a giant petri dish for bacteria. He could have MRSA in there for all we know.

So if your fist got nicked there is a very high chance of you developing a seriously nasty infection, as in they need to go in surgically to cut out the parts of you that have started to rot levels of nasty.
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Petition to have the Deviant rate redesigned to slightly resemble cyraxx's choppers?
 
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Petition to have the Deviant rate redesigned to slightly resemble cyraxx's choppers?
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"Hey Kiwi Farms! Kiwi Farms! HEY KIWI FARMS! I know exactly what all you little fuckboys have up to, I got eyes and ears everywhere mother fuckers and I know exactly what you little fuckboys are doing, I know everything fuckboys!

You little cocksmokers think I don't know whatcher doing? I know everything (N word), I know everything, I'm way smarter than you (N word) fuckboys are put together, you ain't gona be doin' shit without my say so!

See my face is my personal IP, it's my trademark, it's my copyright, I own dis shit. It's my IP I own this, no you! Nobody owns this shit... but ME, and what you little pedo cockgoblins have done is just break the law by doin' that shit. You dumb mother fuckers just played your last hand! Because that shit is mine and you ain't stealin' it (N word) boys! Dat shit ain't happenin'.

So Kiwi Farms, all you fuckboys at Kiwi Farms, here's what's gonna happen. I have all of your real names along with IP addresses and real addresses, I got all dat shit (N word), because I got people who know how to get that shit, and they gave me everything I need. So now you're either going to take stolen IP down, you're gonna delete every single thread and comment related to me, and you're going to write me a very big check for damages.

Do that and maybe I won't turn all this info over to the cops, because I have enough on all of you to shut down your website and send everyone on there to prison forever. Those are your two choices, you get rid of everything about me on there and cut me a big ass check, or you all can go to jail, because I can just as easily take this to the cops and the FIB, and I'll make sure all of you fuckboys never see the light of day again."
 
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As much as a strong punch would hurt him, compare his speaking voice before and after this classic:


Because to me it sounds like losing a few chompers helped him. He doesn't sound like he has shit in his mouth as much, and maybe it was already too crowded.
 
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