💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Im glad the wilkins took money from idiots. Dumbfucks shouldn't have given them any money. Their last names are wilkins. Is that any clue? 😂🤷‍♀️
I mean, barring the gofundme shit or whatever, Gordon is relatively far more normal and less disturbing than Sally or Chance. Don't forget Chance is only "Wilkins" because Sally, for some reason, gave him Gordon's last name. Sally is only Wilkins because she married Gordon. (and continues to go by Wilkins even post-divorce.)
I think I'll take a guy scamming people out of some cash and having a history of debt over the small goblin child rapist and his rapist-raising Grandma-Mom.
 
I mean, barring the gofundme shit or whatever, Gordon is relatively far more normal and less disturbing than Sally or Chance. Don't forget Chance is only "Wilkins" because Sally, for some reason, gave him Gordon's last name. Sally is only Wilkins because she married Gordon. (and continues to go by Wilkins even post-divorce.)
I think I'll take a guy scamming people out of some cash and having a history of debt over the small goblin child rapist and his rapist-raising Grandma-Mom.
Gordon's "Wilkins" mistake was marrying Sally. If we are to believe what he said, he was seduced by Sally's appearance and outdoorsy spirit, completely overlooking the harpy she truly was. That "small" mistake resulted in a demonic goblin that constantly drags his name through the mud.
 
Wow, he's using filters that still somehow don't hide how ugly he is! Jesus Christ lmao.
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I guess his three boyfriends are coddling him to make him do... Shittier versions of Skullskratcher Comedy?

holy shit, there's a frame where he moves his hand (like a little flamboyant faglord) in front of his face and it cuts off the filter creating fucking Slender-rax. Yet, this is somehow, an improvement.
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It’s skullscratcher comedy all over again. I guess Jackie is losing control over the little gobbo again.
Yeah, he's literally saying "what is" and "are you." I don't understand how lolcows can never improve. It's also ironic that Chance would refer to someone else as strange and "coocoo in the head." Hopefully, that vegan teacher (or the vegan teacher, according to Chance) notices and we get an arc of him arguing with her; that would be quite the spectacle.
 
I like how he fumbles the chopsticks, just use a fork you mook

Guess we'll get a food react arc and Cyraxx will Novamaxx a little bit. Hope he scalfanimaxxes and start a cooking channel, i can't wait to dissect every mistake he'll make in the kitchen. Doing that with Jack Scalfani got a little stale for me
 
Reminds me of those low effort creepypastas in the early 2010s

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If it were a recent low effort creepypasta it would be titled some shit like "I'm a content creator who lives in an attic and I have to follow a strange list of rules" and be narrated by a deadpan AI robot voice.

On an unrelated note in the new videos he's wearing so much costume bling he's jingle jangle jingling like Santa's sleigh. Notably he's wearing some big ass black ring on the finger that you would normally wear a wedding ring. Because his videos are still apparently recorded on a potato from 2003, I can't get a clean screenshot to see if it's the heartbeat ring from the AI pictures or one of his other dumb rings. Considering he was claiming that "Jackie* recorded a video that was clearly recorded by his Chromebook camera in his room by himself, I doubt it. The apparent lack of evidence of that she is there makes the previous obviously fake and gay Facebook posts seem even more well, fake and gay.

It's also just another affirmation that this has little to nothing to do with actually helping Chance or improving his quality of life and is just an attempt to get one over on his trolls. No one in their right mind would entertain the notion that he needs to make more YouTube channels or another pointless "merch shop" that would be like telling a recovering heroin addict " here take this oxycodone for your toothache it'll be fine."
 
Aaaaand of course, WGH acts like the whole AI claim didnt just blow up in his face. Gobbo is wearing the cross necklace from the "AI" pics, and Jackie is IN HIS FUCKING ROOM LOL. WGH lost all of his respect.
 
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