Dramacow Cyrus Kiss / Bewildered Ape - Giving new meaning to "I was just pretending to be retarded"

[The Big Green Fruit]

Bewildered Ape asking Vindicator to lie so he can build hype.

The idea that Vindicator might take Thunderf00t's cock out of his mouth long enough to take part in a hangout with Cyrus is laughable all by itself. It's nice to see that he has finally kicked his Coughlan obsession after all these years now that he's fallen deeply in love with Atheist Roo.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

This is a satirical character I came up with called Befuddled Anus (BA). BA isn't me and doesn't represent my opinions. BA cares about humanity and says all sorts of thought-provoking satirical stuff. He interacts with people just like Sacha Baron Cohen's characters and was also inspired by the Yes Men. BA has a solid satirical pedigree.

Whataver BA does or says it's always in character so it's all ok.

Befuddled Anus does subtle satire that can only be understood by me and a middle-aged woman with herpes that works as a waitress at a pizza restaurant in Reseda, Los Angeles. If you think Befuddled Anus sucks or fails at satire it's because you are stupid and I am smart.

If you think that Befuddled Anus is just a paper-thin device I invented with minimal effort just so I can deflect criticism that I am a cunt then you just don't understand my satire and you are a dumb lolcow. Lol, I am smarter than everyone on this dumb forum.

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

http://archive.is/ub0cP

What happened at MOTAT? You didn't spend lot of time there, were you thrown under the bus? Where is the trophy?

 

[Charles A. Woodward]

since Cyrus wont post it in his own thread I guess I will (crospost)

 

[Bewildered Ape]

I discovered a lolcow hiding among the KiwiFarm staff.

Spoiler: Favorite YouTuber is a 'Political Figure'

@Vitriol is a lolcow who thinks thunderf00t is a "political figure".

@Vitriol also thinks burning hard drives (when he simply could have deleted the files) is a form of meaningful political protest.

And when thunderf00t contacted VenonFangX's parents, this was political action, not a lolcow reacting negatively to VenomFangX's trolling.

As Jenny said, there is a ton of things thunderf00t has done and still does that qualifies him as lolcow, but is TL : DR.

BTW.... @Vitriol "political figures" are people who actual do something meaningful in the world. Someone who engages in online activism, like thunderf00t, is no better than the MRA and feminists activists online. If you're going to hold thunderf00t up as a political figure, you are showing distinct bias as to who counts as a "political figure". But I suppose it's all about popularity right?

 

[Werner Heisenberg]

I discovered a lolcow hiding among the KiwiFarm staff.

Spoiler: Favorite YouTuber is a 'Political Figure'

@Vitriol is a lolcow who thinks thunderf00t is a "political figure".

@Vitriol also thinks burning hard drives (when he simply could have deleted the files) is a form of meaningful political protest.

And when thunderf00t contacted VenonFangX's parents, this was political action, not a lolcow reacting negatively to VenomFangX's trolling.

As Jenny said, there is a ton of things thunderf00t has done and still does that qualifies him as lolcow, but is TL : DR.

BTW.... @Vitriol "political figures" are people who actual do something meaningful in the world. Someone who engages in online activism, like thunderf00t, is no better than the MRA and feminists activists online. If you're going to hold thunderf00t up as a political figure, you are showing distinct bias as to who counts as a "political figure". But I suppose it's all about popularity right?

 

[Vitriol]

I discovered a lolcow hiding among the KiwiFarm staff.

Spoiler: Favorite YouTuber is a 'Political Figure'

@Vitriol is a lolcow who thinks thunderf00t is a "political figure".

@Vitriol also thinks burning hard drives (when he simply could have deleted the files) is a form of meaningful political protest.

And when thunderf00t contacted VenonFangX's parents, this was political action, not a lolcow reacting negatively to VenomFangX's trolling.

As Jenny said, there is a ton of things thunderf00t has done and still does that qualifies him as lolcow, but is TL : DR.

BTW.... @Vitriol "political figures" are people who actual do something meaningful in the world. Someone who engages in online activism, like thunderf00t, is no better than the MRA and feminists activists online. If you're going to hold thunderf00t up as a political figure, you are showing distinct bias as to who counts as a "political figure". But I suppose it's all about popularity right?

#triggered

 

[Bewildered Ape]

#triggered

No. You've been spotted is all #lolcowspotted

That one has been done before. You need to lift your game.

 

[Vitriol]

No. You've been spotted is all #lolcowspotted

Ah you got me there, was it the big purple banner that gave me away?

Of course you're attacking me from the wrong angle- I'd have disapproved of a thread on Sarkeesian or Laci Green just as much as thunderfoot irrespective of my personal politics. Any political youtuber with a significant audience is close enough to either a political or celebrity figure that they would have to be pretty deviant before I'd be happy applying the label 'lolcow'.

You should have gone after me for modding a site that exists purely to trollshield pants shitting retards. that is pretty thread worthy.

Then again, if you were capable of basic contextual analysis you would understand the definition of lolcow and of A-log. Your rating on my previous post clearly demonstrates you do not. In order to prevent further abuse of the rating system and to prevent you from suffering the embarrassment of making such a mistake again I am revoking your ratings privileges.


have a Good and Safe Day.

 

[KingGeedorah]

BTW.... @Vitriol "political figures" are people who actual do something meaningful in the world. Someone who engages in online activism, like thunderf00t, is no better than the MRA and feminists activists online.

Good one buddy. Learn how to not double post and I'll take you serious about internet activism. Also who are you again? Why should we care about your faggotry?

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

In order to prevent further abuse of the rating system and to prevent you from the embarrassment of making such a mistake again I am revoking your ratings privileges.

 

[Cthulu]

You should have gone after me for modding a site that exists purely to trollshield pants shitting retards. that is pretty thread worthy

Semper Fi

 

[r00]

No. You've been spotted is all #lolcowspotted

You call other people lolcows a whole bunch, but I dont think you really understand what it means. You arent milking anything from anyone. You yourself are being milked. And when your teats dry up, you'll be put out to pasture.

 

[Cthulu]

You call other people lolcows a whole bunch, but I dont think you really understand what it means. You arent milking anything from anyone. You yourself are being milked. And when your teats dry up, you'll be put out to pasture.

LOL. He's buttblasted because @Vitriol threadban him from his wantabe girlfriends thread.

 

[MostPeculiar]

inb4 "see if I care"... After all, letters can say everything without reflecting the inner sentiment. Which is kind of everything you need to know about Bewildered Ape.

 

[Bewildered Ape]

Ah you got me there, was it the big purple banner that gave me away?

Of course you're attacking me from the wrong angle- I'd have disapproved of a thread on Sarkeesian or Laci Green just as much as thunderfoot irrespective of my personal politics. Any political youtuber with a significant audience is close enough to either a political or celebrity figure that they would have to be pretty deviant before I'd be happy applying the label 'lolcow'.

You should have gone after me for modding a site that exists purely to trollshield pants shitting retards. that is pretty thread worthy.

Then again, if you were capable of basic contextual analysis you would understand the definition of lolcow and of A-log. Your rating on my previous post clearly demonstrates you do not. In order to prevent further abuse of the rating system and to prevent you from suffering the embarrassment of making such a mistake again I am revoking your ratings privileges.


have a Good and Safe Day.

Of course, you're going to say I'm coming at you from the wrong angle - because I just exposed you for your stupidity in saying thunderf00t is a political figure. Now you're back peddling by saying if a YouTuber has a certain number of subscribers, they're not lolcow, which is what I predicted.

I got you pegged right. Your butthurt friend Asterix (who is a thunderf00t fan) chimped out, so too sooth the lolcow you closed the thread, and I called you out. Now you've revoked my ability to rate posts in my own thread in an impotent attempt to assert your authority.

Let's not pretend this site is doing something serious, nor pretend your role is important (unless of course it's integral to your self-esteem, I wouldn't want to see a sad lolcow).

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Being a mod on a site is kinda important, on that site.

Its inversely important to having ones own thread.

 

[Bewildered Ape]

Good one buddy. Learn how to not double post and I'll take you serious about internet activism. Also who are you again? Why should we care about your faggotry?

Keep up moron. This is my thread, I do as I please at my convenience. I'll triple and quadrupedal post if I want. Conforming to the herd is what you lolcows do.

LOL. He's buttblasted because @Vitriol threadban him from his wantabe girlfriends thread.

You need to keep up too, and lift your game. lolcows in this thread were saying that same shit last month, while I was at her place.

 

[Vitriol]

You should have gone after me for modding a site that exists purely to trollshield pants shitting retards. that is pretty thread worthy.

Let's not pretend this site is doing something serious, nor pretend your role is important (unless of course it's integral to your self-esteem, I wouldn't want to see a sad lolcow)

merged your last posts.

 

[Bewildered Ape]

Being a mod on a site is kinda important, on that site.

Its inversely important to having ones own thread.

Okay, I'll go along with batshit crazy pretentions. @Vitriol is an important person because he's a mod on KiwiFarms.

merged your last posts.

Thanks, have fun wiping my ass.