Daily Diss #4 - Da Fat Guy

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.

lynx

pleeeeease suscriiiibe
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jun 12, 2013
Last edited:
Short version for those without time to watch: :eli2:

Eli disses that ancient picture of a 600-pound fat guy sitting at a computer.
really-fat-guy-on-computer.jpg

His printer is still shitty. The chill zone seems to have gotten worse. Eli invents a new scale for fatness: Eli ate a whole bag of Doritos, and says that guy probably feels like he ate 80,000 bags of Doritos.

And Jace wails in the background for no apparent reason.
 
Last edited:
Eli invents a new scale for fatness: Eli ate a whole bag of Doritos, and says that guy probably feels like he ate 80,000 bags of Doritos.
I was about to ask if they have done any scientific experiments to calibrate this particular "Doritos scale" of theirs. Then again, I'm drunk and at first I didn't quite remember what happened when the fine scientists of Deagle Nation last time tried to do some scence and, as I recall, it didn't end up too prettily.
 
Did I see wine bottles amongst the tactical hoard?
 
The thing I find most interesting about these videos is the insight into Jace's life. In every video there's some commotion with him going on, I have to wonder if he's like this all the time.
 
Jace was probably monopolizing Eli's Xbone again. Because you can hear him at about 1:14 going "shut up shut up shut up". Either we have our new "OHHH BABY A TRIPLE" or he thinks that the wolf content is speaking to him. From past events and general knowledge of Jace though, either is possible. :jacewow:
 
It's been 4 days and Eli's already grasping at straws.
 
The thing I find most interesting about these videos is the insight into Jace's life. In every video there's some commotion with him going on, I have to wonder if he's like this all the time.

I have to suspect he is. Look at just how frequently he's provoked into a screaming rage during the livestreams, often just because a video game trolled or triggered him with no human influence. How often must that happen while we're not watching him? Eli already seems to treat it as completely normal.
 
The cottage is really starting to look like the hotel from fear and loathing in Las Vegas. I'm sure Eli had to throw a cantaloupe in the tub by now.

I was about to ask if they have done any scientific experiments to calibrate this particular "Doritos scale" of theirs. Then again, I'm drunk and at first I didn't quite remember what happened when the fine scientists of Deagle Nation last time tried to do some scence and, as I recall, it didn't end up too prettily.
Got last experiment archived
 
The writers are really phoning it in for these Daily Disses. The only good part about them is watching the stoner hoard evolve.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom