Daily Wrap Dump (starting from June 6th)

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 8, 2022 - Shinra Tower DONE, Fighting Game Fun! Marathon is TOMORROW!

Prestream: GameStop History segment because they are reorganizing
Daystream: FF7, it took him three hours to finish the Tower. He hit all the goals, big ups.
Nightstream: Capcom Collection slowed the fuck down, no one is playing it. What a shock. Almost no Street Fighter lobbies . He's considering playing SF on PS+, the games that also had like ten players. He does NOT want to go back to the old collection. Tips were decent, crazy amount of superchats towards the end, didn't you get the memo?

Thanks for helping with tips, because I need help with tips (still).


I don't even know

Spoiler: Archive

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 9, 2022 - A Crazy Day of Variety and Marathon Content!

(Prestream: History segment about how and what he reacted to in the past months, he didn't mention it here, that's how much it mattered)
Reacted to Rob Gavagan for four hours, lower than regular viewer numbers but that's because he didn't react to drama! Try watching it even if you don't like true crime stuff, sounds good? Teasing watching more on Halloween because it's dark.
Support today was off the charts today.

He gonna clean out his closet most likely end of July. He talked for 9-10 hours straight , gotta relax his voice.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Balr0g]

Off the charts? But still didn't hit the 300$ tips goal

 

[SomeBoyo]

Off the charts? But still didn't hit the 300$ tips goal

He did get $309 dollars, Kevin Burnstein came in, gave him $100 and told him not to add it iirc.

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The Daily Wrap: July 10, 2022 - Equipment Discussion, FF7 Progress and Zelda II Endgame

Prestream: In-depth discussion of his PC issues. He can't open his PC because he's so retarded he will break something else. "People had different ideas" (which he generally shut down).
Daystream: FF7 contained an hour long cutscene (?). Good progress, good amount of support, good amount of engagement. $105 in tips.
Nightstream: Zelda 2, "Hours five and six of gameplay", cryptic game, was handheld, beat two entire dungeons, hit max health and potentially magic. Six, the penultimate dungeon, is coming up, might beat it next time. $53 in tips.

Random sound clip plays in the background??? (3:22)

Edit: Replaced "sound effect" clip with non-ear rape version but while I was editing the video...I think it's not a sound effect, it's him saying it? Please send help, I'm turning insane.

Hit T1 for the first time with Zelda 2 (he thinks anyway), he was shocked. Monday *hand rubbing* he is starting Fabled Anniversary Edition, the Capcom collection after.

Spoiler: DSP checking on his man boobs

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Random sound clip plays in the background??? (3:22)

lol, no I think that's him stuttering attempting to say Nintendo, voice crack/sore throat whatever, I don't even think he realised he said that since he didn't react to it.

I am anticipating him to upload some specific video in the near future in regards to his fundraising for his new PC, this topic will come up again in the daily wraps, not necessarily in the traditional sense like some of the other past fundraisers, but I think he will allude to it in some weird way in an attempt to fish out what dent heads can fork over their allowance for a good PC, and then work from there.

I think he is very anxious about not getting any more giant contributions like with 1MM and the Jasper reveal, and then the goal for that fundraiser might not even reach the halfway point, then he'll be twiddling his thumbs and won't "have enough money" to buy a PC.

 

[ADN_VIII]

For someone with multiple consoles, I never fail to be impressed that Phil manages to not have something to play.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

For someone with multiple consoles, I never fail to be impressed that Phil manages to not have something to play.

For some reason he doesn't go back to play sleeper hits that he skipped this year because of his "muh AAA only" autism and instead plays remasters of old as shit games, most of which are from his childhood or games "that put him on the map" back in 2008 and they're always easy as fuck games he can sleepwalk through.

Not that it really matters what game he plays, we're several years past the point where it was at least entertaining to watch him fail at videogames. He makes every game look like shit and plays in the most boring manner possible.

 

[ADN_VIII]

For some reason he doesn't go back to play sleeper hits that he skipped this year because of his "muh AAA only" autism and instead plays remasters of old as shit games, most of which are from his childhood or games "that put him on the map" back in 2008 and they're always easy as fuck games he can sleepwalk through.

Not that it really matters what game he plays, we're several years past the point where it was at least entertaining to watch him fail at videogames. He makes every game look like shit and plays in the most boring manner possible.

Well yeah, playing sleeper hits would require him to dip his gout addled toes into the spheres of interest of other communities besides his own. Imagine the response of, let's say, the Deep Rock Galactic fandom to Phil trying to play DRG. Or a milsim community encountering Phil in Squad or worse, Arma. They'd utterly assblast him for being a learned incompetent and he'd swear it's not his fault dood the community is tahxick.

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 11, 2022 - Fable Flops? Need Some Help For My Final Streaming Day!

"Well I've been telling you we've been having a string of good days, today no so much.".
Prestream: Called it Prestream Podcast again. Title of "Content Creator" is too generic, Ubisoft deleting games from your library (which he doesn't know if it's legal), TLOU1 remake price drama.

Daystream: Fabled Anniversary just runs better than when he played it on XBOX 360. "Halo Anniversary" 2:00. No one was talking to him , it's disheartening and he doesn't know if it's gonna work, he just being honest. "CHAT HEEELP", two minutes, no response, "that's pathetic, quite frankly". He doesn't know if it's the game or just the part of the game that he's in (I wonder). If you don't handhold him it's not worth remaking the playthrough. Chat being bored = no money, sounds good? 2 hours no tips "It's wasn't just me, people weren't engaged with the game at all.". This autistic phrasing we could spin so much but wouldn't be accurate, nothing we can do.
Said Halo three times, only noticed it once.

Nightstream: Capcom Collection, can't believe it's dead on Xbox, SF is also dead on Playstation, doesn't want to play Gemfighter all the time.

$92 in total tips today, maybe it's just a bad day, maybe people actually like the game?

Poll for tomorrow's game cancelled, he's playing FF7, Zelda II at night, "will I beat Shadow Link last night?"

Got a favor to ask, please tip. If you don't tip he'll have to skimp and penny pinch. He did this two weeks ago and it sucks, living paycheck to paycheck (says the man who earns 9k a month). It's not anyone's fault, there's no new releases, inflation is killing everyone, it's killing me too! 50% increase in his grocery bill. He's certainly not sitting here to complain, he just saying, whales, please tip.

Fabled wasn't promised, if it does badly again, he'll just drop it and he's gonna play the third place in the Viewer's Choice (Batman Arkham Asylum Remastered) .

Spoiler: Archive

 

[King Nutsack]

11:32? What's the longest Daily Wrap so far? I guess they get longer when you have to work in more begging.....

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

11:32? What's the longest Daily Wrap so far? I guess they get longer when you have to work in more begging.....

Well you are pretty much correct about that in terms of them being long when it's because of a lack of support, for instance when he was playing Horizon Forbidden West he was doing very poorly in regards to tips but only on that game, as he was juggling a lot of shit to rake in those DAY ONE VIEWS, so he was ramping up the begging a lot more, sending out more tweets and the daily wraps were longer as a result, which you know, defeats the whole point of a "wrap up", this daily wrap was 12:02 minutes long.

But from what I could find, this daily wrap seems to be the longest at 15:17 minutes long. It was a massive cope session in regards to KOFXV, that fighting game must have hurt his ego the most when he thought his jank SSF2Turbo tech would somehow transfer over to a modern fighting game, his old man fighting game rant took up about 90% of that daily wrap.

 

[Balr0g]

At least he isn't making extra begging videos (yet) but put it in his daily end shit. Just wait till winter he will break out the old long sleeve sweater and make new pity selfies looking even more disgusting then 4 years ago

 

[Comma]

These Daily Craps are fucking fantastic. They are videos of DSP literally REVIEWING his audience and how they performed "support"-wise minutes after ending a stream. Like... it's absolutely mind-baffling when you think about it. Who the fuck does this? No one, that's who. No one is this bat-shit insane and self-brainwashed.

Oh, and I love how he brings up inflation as if it's only affecting him, and not the drooling retards that keep giving him money. And he's actually trying to convince these mentally handicapped people that he's now paying, and I quote, "at least 50% more than I used to for the same groceries", which is an absolutely absurd statement and a straight-up lie in an attempt to guilt-trip more cash from his sad and lonely supporters. And again: even if were true, then it would affect others as well, so you simply can't expect others to up their support.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2022/06/10/inflation-food-prices/7579055001/

This is from Michigan, but comparable to other states. Washington maybe is like a couple % higher, but NO WAY there's 50% inflation, lmfao.

This man knows no shame. At all.

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 12, 2022 - FF7 Continues To Shine, Zelda II RAGES ON, and a BIG Support Day!

He's drunk off his ass.

Prestream: He had two interesting topics to discuss...loading...Bandai Namco schedule released got leaked:tm: and he complained about Subway for half an hour. People told him no one cares but he did it anyway because it's funny they are failing.
Daystream: FF7, one of the best parts is people telling him how to play since his childhood, you can steal from some ship. He did and wow! Support was outstanding. $167
Nightstream: Zelda II, final dungeon is a maze, there were three paths but there's only one correct one, can you believe it? Papavera sent him a guide on twitter and saved the stream. What a piece of shit game, he's gotta play it again. "Something in the air or the water, we hit all the goals again"
Yeah you Alex Jones motherfucker, you begged. $184, $351 total in tips.

We had a great day of variety, catch up on the day off...now, Fabled needs money too. Do you think the begging ever stops?

Spoiler: Archive

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 14, 2022 - A Podcast That Wasn't Long Enough! + Fable is SAVED & Zelda II Ends

Ridiculous amount of stuff to talk about today, he complained about trolls so much he couldn't even beg for his PC so someone suggested that he should extend his prestream by an hour on the day after his day off. He isn't opposed to it but he already has a group of people that think the podcast is too long and just want him to play a game ALL DAY LONG (poor Dave), because they just don't get it. He isn't the same as other content creators, do you want him to just play a game and talk at the same time?

Note: He stretched his prestreams so much that currently that he is consistently closer to the 2 hour mark already. THREE HOURS PRESTREAMS INCOMING BABY.

Daystream: Fable, last time was terrible, but today was the opposite because he essentially scolded them and they went "Wow, we like Halo", I mean "wow, we need to handhold Phil or he gonna quit games we like". Now keep it up for the entire playthrough, thank you,
Nightstream: Beat Zelda II, only took him 20 minutes to reach the final boss instead of wasting 2 hours getting stuck in the maze, thanks Papavera. Now imagine if you will that you have three paths but only one leads you to your destination. You tried two already and it took you two hours to do so, now someone shows up and tell you "Hey Phil, the third one is correct". He doesn't want to spoil but beating stationary Link was ridiculous and underwhelming and IMMEDIATELY people had to be dicks to him and accuse him of CHEATING but he didn't use a guide to beat the boss, okay? PS+ menu scrolling segment, laggy SF (thanks Rollback Netcode, stupid idiots), QNA for an hour, purposefully dodged PC and food topics because he wanted to discuss these tomorrow. Note: He discussed how they don't have money to make his meatball sauce during the Fable stream because his wife was CRAVING meatballs.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Robust User]

He's drunk off his ass.
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What is he joking about? That he had two interesting topics to discuss in his lame prestream? Or that he forgot anything interesting to talk about and realized how pointless his so-called career is? I really want to know the joke.

 

[SomeBoyo]

What is he joking about? That he had two interesting topics to discuss in his lame prestream? Or that he forgot anything interesting to talk about and realized how pointless his so-called career is? I really want to know the joke.

He was just pretending to have brain damage, I bet you fell for it, outplayed.

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 15, 2022 - PC Upgrade Discussed, FF7 Continues, Fighting Game Fun!

Prestream: Talked about what he ate on his day off. Pc begging insanity, mad that RTU leaked info. Since the prestream he got five emails sending him configs. To be continued tomorrow.
Daystream: FF7, finished Cosmo Canyon. People showed up, they engaged, they supported...BUT he ended on 177 viewers. Knows it's "niche" but doesn't care as long as he gets money.
Nightstream: SF games are dead on the new collection so how is the M. Bison hat gimmick gonna work? So he polled and everyone...I mean 60% said allow all hats...and then he started getting SF matches
People supported it, was a good stream, overall good stuff...HOWEVER first video stopped recording. It's stupid, he's stupid.

Overall great day ($175 + $109 = $284).

Tomorrow: Keep stepping up for Fable, thank you. PS+ store scrolling stream.

Thanks for all your support and all the fun we had today, can't wait to do it all again tomorrow. DSP is the only streamer where this sounds like a threat.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[SomeBoyo]

Prestream: The same person who paid Andy Dick for the cameo two years ago...also made him an intro for the prestream? More ironic trolls I see. Dave is too retarded to download a video even while having a Youtube Premium subscription so he just shared the screen.

Different and improved version coming tomorrow. He talked about CPUs by listing some and not picking any because he has no fucking clue and hinting he needs something better than average (Translation though he hasn't said it out loud and doesn't actually know it yet: 5800X). Come back tomorrow to hear about...the next part. I can't wait for him to read out RAM specs one day.
Daystream: Fable is a frustration because THE GAME locked him into a quest. He doesn't know what caused it but people gave him a lot of support, WOAH.
Nightstream: Checked out two games on PS+, some Kaiju game, PS2 game ran on 60fps. Siren was "a weird one", Elefunk was terrible, Megaman 9 was REALLY HARD, stuck on mission 1. Support was alright. None of the games "resonated".

Jasper in the room, Kat not home again, cucks him from ending the recording.
$258 + $41 = $299

As long as you keep paying, FF is staying a daystream. Upcoming nightstream is Super Mario Borthers USA, or Super Mario Brother 2 English which is DOKI DOKI PANIC, because the Japanese thought the original Mario Brothers 2 was too difficult for American speaking audiences.

Spoiler: Archive

 

[SomeBoyo]

The Daily Wrap: July 17, 2022 - More Computer Talk, FF7 Fun and Super Mario 2 Premiere!

Prestream: Stray hype build-up, talking about GPU and RAM, did you know GPU stands for Graphics Processing unit? Shit's too complicated. Rest of the week coming up: Capture device/camera/lighting/greenscreen/HDDs/PSU etc. Received another whole three emails.
Daystream: FF7, "tail end of disc 1", support was good, just like all RPGs during the day time.
Nightstream: SBM2, USA VERSION. By the end of the night he was screaming, you know, he was raging, he was in despair, finished World 5. He'll be honest, support was not that great, not necessarily a bad night, but it was still on the slower side for night streams recently, but it's okay, daystream compensated for it so it wasn't a big deal (he just made it one).

$215 + $25 = $241
He wanted to let you poll what he gonna do tomorrow, already cancelled, get fucked. There's been no new releases relevant to him but now the drought it over.

Spoiler: Archive