Dame Pesos / The Soyless Matt Show - Chilean chaser, pronouns respecter, block-happy beaner with troll's remorse, Juju and Vito's pet simp. Now runs the HRT Spic Show.

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With Dame returning, I can already see a fight happening between him and Ralph since Dame is already taking shots at Ralph and put his fat, disgusting gunt into his new intro. The Farms TM has never had a good Dame thread, and since he's in the guntosphere, it's a perfect time as ever.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/DamePesos
Twitter: https://twitter.com/cenkpesos
Website: https://www.mundanemattisafatfaggot.com/

Dox
Name: Nicolas Alexei Albornoz
Picture confirmed by Dame. Although if I got fail doxed, I would confirm the fail dox, so who knows. Woman is apparently his sister
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Basic General History

Dame Pesos (Spanish for "give me money") is Chilean content creator who got famous off of 2 things: Making fun of MundaneMatt, and The Young Turks election meltdown videos. His 2016 Trump Meltdown video is currently sitting at 8 million views. Dame is famous for his mexican-esque laugh and happy demeanor.
In 2018, Dame had a very thankful Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas as his online career had hit its high. The Democrat's blue wave had crashed against the shore and his recent show covering MundaneMatt, The Soyless Matt Show, had mysteriously gotten flagged.
(Does anyone know which one, I'll dig later if not)
MundaneMatt aka Matt Jarbo had gotten famous when Zoe "Whore" Quinn had false flagged his video covering her Ex-boyfriend's accusation, causing Daddy Jim to start the Gamergate movement. Years later, Matt's channel was dying since he was a bore and didn't get lucky like QuarterPounder. With Matt's channel dying and people making fun of him, everyone believed that he was the one flagging Dame. Everyone on the Gunt board knows what happens next. The Killstream too was being flagged. After some convincing, Matt gets on The Killstream. Gator, Zidan, Daddy Jim, and Ethan "Gunt" Ralph grill him, saying he couldn't have flagged Dame as he was out collecting boulders with one of his girlfriend's kids. Eventually, they get Matt to show his report history which showed that Matt was indeed the one flagging Dame, ruining his career. This was considered the highest point of the Killstream and something Ralph always brags about.
With Matt's career finished, Dame immediately became a celebrity in the sector. He would regularly show up on other shows in the sector like The Dick Show and The Killstream (becoming a regular guest/co-host on the show). Dame was known for being a very disruptive guest as he'd have very little to say, since he wasn't an American, so he didn't know much about American politics that weren't broadcast worldwide, so he'd just constantly disrupt the show with his soundboard. The most famous instance of this was the ending of The Pillstream arc where Dame temporarily trolled Ralph into sobriety after Pedomenco and Gator had temporarily left the show.

The Dick Show and The Nightmare Before Fatsmas Album Drama

Sometime after the above, Dick decided to do another Christmas album about MundaneMatt after his successful Cuckmas album about Maddox. One of the songs on the album was supposed to be Dame Pesos singing Feliz Navidad (the Christmas song) but replacing the words with "MundaneMatt is a pedophile". Dame's song got cut citing the lawsuit possibility of it. This caused a lot of drama with a Killstream debate between Myroom (the guy behind the album) and Dame. Spoiler: It was mostly just Dame spamming his soundboard and calling Myroom a jew.

Here's a write-up from Dick's people
Twas the Nightmare before Fatsmas, which was around September, when Myroom Records announced on The Dick Show that he would be publishing a Christmas album based on fat autistic lolcow Mundane Matt. Naturally Dame Pesos was invited to contribute work. On December 10th, two days before the album's release, it was announced that Myroom scrubbed Pesos' submission in fear of being sued. Dame Pesos took to Twitter and YouTube (releasing a hit piece the night of the 13th) to bash Myroom, Erik Wong (who replaced him on the album) and Dick Masterson for false advertising. He posted messages from the Dick Show patron Discord server showing that Myroom had planned to nix Pesos in October, though in all media about the album and his appearances on The Dick Show mentioned Pesos' appearance. Dick apologized once he found that the description of episode 184 listed Pesos as one of the contributing artists. Myroom Records has not responded to the controversy, though he did discount the album on December 19th.

Ralph Burns the Bridge

After Ralph's sex tape came out (You know, the infamous one where Ralph thumbs Faith's asshole and sniffs it), Dame didn't know what was going on and began Guntguarding. This included blocking people on twitter and disassociating with people.
It takes a big man to admit when they were wrong. With people giving evidence of the sex tape, Dame apologized to everyone, unblocked everyone he had blocked, and started making fun of Ralph.
Dame did what Dame did best and laughed. Like usual, Ralph can't stand anyone laughing at him, whether it be the idea of Ralph making his mom walk in the "not even hot outside" sun to get to diolysis, or in this case, to a crappy sextape that makes one look like they're a scat fetishist. Ralph immediately went off on him, barred Dame from The Killstream going forward, and got people in the sector to bar Dame as well (this was back when Ralph actually had sway and wasn't subservient to a faggot incel [Nick Fuentes])

Disappearance and Reappearance

In November of 2020, everyone was excited for Trump's reelection. Dame watched The Young Turks eagerly ready for a meltdown. While there was a meltdown since the election wasn't clear night 1, eventually Trump lost. Dame promised a TYT meltdown video soon, but mysteriously disappeared. There were theories that he got tired of the sector, was dead since he borrowed money from criminals and bet money on Trump to win, and thoughts went into hiding by using alts.
Dame gave a few ideas what happened but never cemented one if it wasn't multiple:
1)His building burned down
2)A bunch of shit happened with family
3)He travelled a lot
4)Bet someone that he'd fuck off for a while if Trump lost

Present

Dame returned on Sept 16, 2022 with a TYT meltdown mega show. With his return there was also a brand new intro, of which contained a section where a tv scrolls down to Ralph's gunt on one of the TVs. At the start of the show, he took several shots at Ralph. He seems to have semi-kept up, but didn't know about Warski getting OTK in his fight or the whole Ralph getting AIDS from Alice thing. One thing that Dame said was that "Ralph became Matt", which is a reference to Ralph's currently lolcow status along with his dying show and DMCA abuse. He also mentioned the possibility of what some people may call an iceberg on Ralph, or a guntberg to others.
In typical Ralph fashion, Ralph didn't even wait 12 hours before trying to pick a fight with Dame.
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Dame's dox was dropped in this thread the same day the thread was created. Ralph being the rooting piggy he is likely read this thread, saw the dox, then posted it on /cow/ and blocked Dame on twitter. Below is the section of Kino Casino explaining it.
 
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I missed Dame so much when he went hiatus. I was concern that he was detain or killed during the Chilean protest.
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Dame has more viewers then Ralph lol
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Even with the multiplier views Ralph is beaten by a Taco.
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If Dame Pesos can make The Young Turks far more irrelevant than they could ever be, then Ralph will be a lot more irrelevant than he ever was without Null having to bait, or Warski having to challenge him to a boxing match.
 
I remember when Dame went on a blocking spree on Ralph's orders. That was pretty funny.

Dame is basically like the cheaper, Mexican version of Gator. He gunt guarded with the best of them for the longest time. Now we are supposed to forget about it.
lol I didn’t know he did that. I know there was a bit of a sperg out during Ralph’s downfall, where Dame accused people of lying about Gunt. I think there’s even an MC Jarbo lyric celebrating the occasion. Wondering if that’s archived somewhere in the bowels of a Ralph thread.
 
Dame is basically like the cheaper, Mexican version of Gator.
Disagree,

Dame is entertaining on his own and built his own audience before he ever joined the KS, he actually used to be bigger than Memology101, but he never slaved after the algorithm like M101 did, yet still managed to make like half his videos viral (consistently more views than subs, including the 8m views TYT 2016 meltdown).

Also his method of "tard wrangling" was simply to literally laugh at Ralph until he realized how much of a retard he was, I don't think he ever directly tried to wrangle Ralph like Gator.
He gunt guarded with the best of them for the longest time. Now we are supposed to forget about it.
I'm not really sure, that was during that time when Ralph was getting banned from everywhere, which WAS bullshit, and a lot of people realized that, even M101 offered his main channel to Ralph during that time to help him ban evade.
 
Matt gets on The Killstream. Gator, Zidan, Daddy Jim, and Ethan "Gunt" Ralph grill him, saying he couldn't have flagged Dame as he was out collecting boulders with one of his girlfriend's kids.
One slight correction, Matt went onto the Killstream to refute flagging Ralph's stream when Jim went on to mock the Poley the Polar bear, then got bullied into revealing his flagging history of flagging Dame and everyone in IBS except Ralph, if memory serves
 
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I remember when Dame went on a blocking spree on Ralph's orders. That was pretty funny.

Dame is basically like the cheaper, Mexican version of Gator. He gunt guarded with the best of them for the longest time. Now we are supposed to forget about it.
lol I didn’t know he did that. I know there was a bit of a sperg out during Ralph’s downfall, where Dame accused people of lying about Gunt. I think there’s even an MC Jarbo lyric celebrating the occasion. Wondering if that’s archived somewhere in the bowels of a Ralph thread.
YOu know what he did when he got called out for it? Dude apologized and unblocked everyone. Blocking people is fucking gay, if you don't wanna see someone just mute em. Apologizing and admitting you fucked up goes a long long way. We are all pretty quick to forgive for something silly like blockign folks on twitter.
I am glad he's back, he's one of the few people that just mocks the shit out of TYT, doesn't really argue the point or try to spin politics, he points and laughs
 
This went around on /cow/ a good while ago when I last checked and is supposedly Dame (Nicolas Alexei Albornoz).
Don't take my word for it though, since I can't even remember the details that lead to the dox, but it's been in my folders and annoying me whether or not it's just some rando dude or actually him, so maybe someone here can shed some light on it.

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