Dame Pesos / The Soyless Matt Show - Chilean chaser, pronouns respecter, block-happy beaner with troll's remorse, Juju and Vito's pet simp. Now runs the HRT Spic Show.

[genericwhitemale]

can someone clip that? I can’t listen to a whole Dick Show anymore. Hearing Dax deepthroat Keffals and Ralph nonstop is too much for me.

Also love that this thread totally called the Dame v Gunt on nothing but the fact Gunt will attack anyone for any reason.

It was around the 90 minute part, a little bit after. Around ten minutes into it is when you get Dick deepthroating the dickless.
For the most part, he just came on to play soundboard clips and claim that Ralph doxxed him because he called him fat.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Seems tongue in cheek to me. I suppose that's the point. Dame Pesos is a funny guy. His name alone makes me laugh.

spics can't do that sort of higher level thinking though, the only evidence i have that he's not telling the truth is that i still can't believe someone that looks like that has that voice, the only thing funnier is the idea that he's a high ranking conservative spook and being a minor e-celeb is his version of himmler's ocult nonsense.

just the concept of his appearance/disappearance coinciding with the government referendums is pretty funny on its own.

 

[Fools Idol]

This went around on /cow/ a good while ago when I last checked and is supposedly Dame (Nicolas Alexei Albornoz).
Don't take my word for it though, since I can't even remember the details that lead to the dox, but it's been in my folders and annoying me whether or not it's just some rando dude or actually him, so maybe someone here can shed some light on it.

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Wow he looks like every other spic on the planet, what the big reveal here Ralph?

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

I can certify that chileans can have very distinct voices regardles of looks, so it's not hard to find a massive bear looking guy have a high pitch voice, but regardless of that Dame's dox had been very well hidden for some time, and honestly its rather pointless as nobody in Chile will give two shits to bother him as our leftists groups are unable to read English not have any idea about the secktur, personally would like the dox to be true so i can find him and talk in person with him about Evangelion.

 

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Wow he looks like every other spic on the planet

(whiter than most americans)

 

[Chimplord1997]

This went around on /cow/ a good while ago when I last checked and is supposedly Dame (Nicolas Alexei Albornoz).
Don't take my word for it though, since I can't even remember the details that lead to the dox, but it's been in my folders and annoying me whether or not it's just some rando dude or actually him, so maybe someone here can shed some light on it.

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This is like the least harmful dox ever, he's just a normal dude
I'm glad Pesos is back, literally all he has to do is do his taco laugh at everyone else in the sector and he'll make bank

 

[A Sunset]

I like Dame, but I heard a clip of him talking with Dick Masterson about how Null said Vito was a pedo. Diddler Dax tried to pass it off like that was ridiculous and said it was because Vito was "too liberal", struggling to hand-wave away the famous "we understand being a pedophile is illegal" tweet. Seemed like Dame just took his word for it right away.

Dame has a bad habit of believing people too easily, that's what happened with Ralph - he didn't believe anything about what Gunt was doing until it was brought in front of his face, but that was after he'd already Gunt-Guarded.

Dame should stick to being a neutral party, laughing at Tards and stop believing grimy grifters like Diddler Dax without evidence. I wonder if Dame even knows Dax practically supported Keffals and begged for the dickless eunuch to be on his show.

 

[zyclonPD]

I like Dame, but I heard a clip of him talking with Dick Masterson about how Null said Vito was a pedo. Diddler Dax tried to pass it off like that was ridiculous and said it was because Vito was "too liberal", struggling to hand-wave away the famous "we understand being a pedophile is illegal" tweet. Seemed like Dame just took his word for it right away.

Dame has a bad habit of believing people too easily, that's what happened with Ralph - he didn't believe anything about what Gunt was doing until it was brought in front of his face, but that was after he'd already Gunt-Guarded.

Dame should stick to being a neutral party, laughing at Tards and stop believing grimy grifters like Diddler Dax without evidence. I wonder if Dame even knows Dax practically supported Keffals and begged for the dickless eunuch to be on his show.

Everybody's got their redline. For some of us it was Knoxville, for others it was Miami, some it was zidan leaving, pinecone drama, doxing paypigs, Heelturn on CRP, the Ralph/Andy pedo hunter stream, gator leaving, metokur fallout, rekieta feud, etc.

Ralph will lose all of his audience eventually. He just has to keep hitting those pivotal moments. Each one knocks some of the fan base off. My assumption of Ralph's immediate turn on Dame is he desperately needs people to stop making it fun to shit on him. He can tolerate someone like PPP doing it because he isn't well liked by many. Dame has the potential to knock some off if he actually takes the gloves off. Converting the Soyless Matt Show into the Soyless Ralph Show would be the next pivotal moment that could shave a few stragglers off the gunt.

I look forward to seeing what Dame does next.

 

[elastic eye]

Ralph will lose all of his audience eventually.

I cannot imagine the people who enjoy his content. Trailer trash is amusing to watch but for no more than a few moments.

I look forward to seeing what Dame does next.

I've heard Dame infrequently enough to not be annoyed by him but when he went missing for 2 years I kinda missed the yapping and kekking at shit he did. Now that he is back after that last TDS ep I really hope he doesn't suck Dick's malding cock and retains his own voice.

Edit: multi quote works, nice

 

[AltisticRight]

Supposedly the woman in that photo is Dame's mum.
She looks younger than Ethan Ralph lol. So Ethan exposed Dame as not being fat with a healthy mum who isn't burning in Hell.

Damn, what a massive pwn.

 

[Nick Obre]

Supposedly the woman in that photo is Dame's mum.
She looks younger than Ethan Ralph lol. So Ethan exposed Dame as not being fat with a healthy mum who isn't burning in Hell.

Damn, what a massive pwn.

According to the text, she'd be his sister, since there's a comment from a woman (Marisol Tordoya Albornoz) saying "I have such beautiful children" in reference to the two people in the photo.
That said, in Latin American countries, it's almost unheard for the wife to take the husband's surname in any capacity (other than in very high-status, very traditional families, in which case the particle "de" is added between the surnames. Like "Marisol Tordoya de Albornoz). And children inherit the father's surname first, the mother's surname second.
So this is all kinda iffy: Nicolas Alexei and Tania are both Albornoz, meaning their father's first surname is Albornoz. Their supposed mother's surnames are Tordoya Albornoz, meaning her father was a Tordoya, but her mother was also an Albornoz. Maybe Dame's (or, if he's not Dame, this Nicolas guy) parents are distant relatives, or their surnames are just a coincidence. It happens.

BUT THEN, other people commenting are Argentinian. One says "volves" (with a typo; should be "volvés") which is clearly Argentinian style, Chilean would be "vuelves" o "volvís". And the other talks about Jujuy, which is a place in Argentina (that person talks about Tania's son, which is where I imagine the idea that Tania is Nicolas/Dame's mom; I'd wager the person is talking about a little boy rather than the guy in the picture).
The point of this being, these people may be Argentinian, not Chilean.
Or I guess they went to Argentina to visit friends or something, it's right next door anyway.

Blimey did my autism just flare up or what

 

[Archeopthryx]

There's only two body types that can have Dame's laugh. A fat jovial Chilean and a manlet you need to gas up with alcohol to get running.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

Dame Pesos has good points

- He isn't Memology (This can be confusing but the Honduran grifter that pretends to be American for money is Memology)
- He isn't Ethan Ralph
- He isn't TYT
- His Tonkasaw video was far better than average
- He isn't MundaneMatt

etc.

However overall I would rather watch someone like Godwinson talk about Ethan Ralph honestly. When someone with low IQ talks about Ethan Ralph, he tends to get wins. Just look at Flamenco.

 

[Gangster Talk]

I can certify that chileans can have very distinct voices regardles of looks, so it's not hard to find a massive bear looking guy have a high pitch voice, but regardless of that Dame's dox had been very well hidden for some time, and honestly its rather pointless as nobody in Chile will give two shits to bother him as our leftists groups are unable to read English not have any idea about the secktur, personally would like the dox to be true so i can find him and talk in person with him about Evangelion.

My god, are you telling me Chile is filled with cackling screeching little Dame Pesoses everywhere you go? That sounds horrific

 

[LurkTrawl]

I like Dame, but I heard a clip of him talking with Dick Masterson about how Null said Vito was a pedo. Diddler Dax tried to pass it off like that was ridiculous and said it was because Vito was "too liberal", struggling to hand-wave away the famous "we understand being a pedophile is illegal" tweet. Seemed like Dame just took his word for it right away.

Dame has a bad habit of believing people too easily, that's what happened with Ralph - he didn't believe anything about what Gunt was doing until it was brought in front of his face, but that was after he'd already Gunt-Guarded.

Dame should stick to being a neutral party, laughing at Tards and stop believing grimy grifters like Diddler Dax without evidence. I wonder if Dame even knows Dax practically supported Keffals and begged for the dickless eunuch to be on his show.

Way back Dame ran cover for Ralph flagging down Phantom Organization iirc.
1 - he had created an account to try and diminish the evidence that Ralph was the one in PO's chat right before PO was flagged.
2 - bit of background
3 - sort of an explanation, the simpspiracy shit and the happening around it was a bit messy. (copy link and replace the onion with kiwifarms.net after pasting it in url bar, site's too wonky atm to bother fixing it)

Basically, one of if not the first time Ralph was %100 bonafide caught flagging someone, and this was before anyone really even knew who PO really was, so it's not like people knew about the sick shit that guy gets up to at the time. In any case he was immediately on Twitter and made a fake PunishedRalph account with a space after the name as a gayop to try and discredit the evidence that it was Ralph who drunkenly threatened to flag a small stream offline at random, then did it.

Dame isn't just some naive guy, dude's been actively on Ralph's side just like memeology101 was back in the day. I expect him to stick with Dick, Ralph, and whoever they want to pal around with because that's what he did to begin with.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Updated the thread since The Farms TM is now back up and I'm not being lazy.

 

[BlancoMailo]

This went around on /cow/ a good while ago when I last checked and is supposedly Dame (Nicolas Alexei Albornoz).
Don't take my word for it though, since I can't even remember the details that lead to the dox, but it's been in my folders and annoying me whether or not it's just some rando dude or actually him, so maybe someone here can shed some light on it.

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Can't say that it's him or not but I wouldn't be surprised if he's the same age. Something that stood out to me was the moment during the stream where Dame starts going into old drama from the online atheists:

(clip is at 1:59:50-2:01:45)

I had always assumed that he was on the younger side, maybe early 20s from the voice but the stuff he goes into happened around 2006-2009ish and is pretty much buried at this point and said he stated that he was watching as early as 2005. In fact, we only have a single page thread on Coughlan "the guy with the black girlfriend who got cucked by a gay furry who trooned out" (he forgot to mention the HIV and estrogen tits that "Zinnia Jones was jealous of", though I didn't know he later trooned out). I don't know when he learned English but let's say he was highschool age at the earliest, that gives us a minimum age of around 31ish (and really the minimum age for him to have really interacted with any of that stuff the way he said he did, particularly the CapnOAwesome & fakesagan girlfriend saga would probably be around 26 (though it can be younger via archives, I'm willing to take him at his word on it given it'd be a strange thing to lie about offhand like that)).

It'd be neat to see what he'd dredge up considering his personal experience watching all of it, Tony48219 is another (murder)cow who's been mostly forgotten at this point that would be interesting to see in a dame video.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Can't say that it's him or not but I wouldn't be surprised if he's the same age. Something that stood out to me was the moment during the stream where Dame starts going into old drama from the online atheists:

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(clip is at 1:59:50-2:01:45)

I had always assumed that he was on the younger side, maybe early 20s from the voice but the stuff he goes into happened around 2006-2009ish and is pretty much buried at this point and said he stated that he was watching as early as 2005. In fact, we only have a single page thread on Coughlan "the guy with the black girlfriend who got cucked by a gay furry who trooned out" (he forgot to mention the HIV and estrogen tits that "Zinnia Jones was jealous of", though I didn't know he later trooned out). I don't know when he learned English but let's say he was highschool age at the earliest, that gives us a minimum age of around 31ish (and really the minimum age for him to have really interacted with any of that stuff the way he said he did, particularly the CapnOAwesome & fakesagan girlfriend saga would probably be around 26 (though it can be younger via archives, I'm willing to take him at his word on it given it'd be a strange thing to lie about offhand like that)).
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It'd be neat to see what he'd dredge up considering his personal experience watching all of it, Tony48219 is another (murder)cow who's been mostly forgotten at this point that would be interesting to see in a dame video.

Since you know all this, who was the guy he mentioned who tried injuring his leg to be like Dr. House?

 

[BlancoMailo]

Since you know all this, who was the guy he mentioned who tried injuring his leg to be like Dr. House?

That was Coughlan, he got high off of something (probably several, somethings considering his track record) heavy then mixed it with alcohol and had another meltdown on camera over getting cucked by a gay furry with tits and then tried stabbing himself when she wouldn't take him back.

Don't remember what the thought process itself was but it was a bit hard to figure out in the first place with all the crying. I think it was either something along the line of him thinking it was some sort of Nightingale Syndrome on her part (since the gay guy might have been having some health issues at the time thanks to the HIV) or more likely a halfassed "comeback to me or I'll kill myself" sort of deal since he was pretty big on suicidebaiting.

He also had several videos that gave off the same vibe as that "leave Brittney alone" guy literally crying because he was getting bullied by The Amazing Atheist of all people. Genuine trainwreck of a human being that I'm surprised was apparently never properly archived but, to be fair, he was pretty much completely burned out shortly before the Farms existed.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Dame, if you reading this - here's a tip for new name of the show - guntless sunset