😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Dan blasted his brain with some stimulating food in the Jan 6 video and was happy and crazy. In the Jan 7 video Dan was craving certain food to blast his brain with and feel satisfied, since he wasn't getting sex. He said he was angry and unhappy.

Food does really seem like a drug to Dan, not sure if it's all mainly in his head or not.

He mentioned alcohol and that he doesn't want to get started on that as he'd probably consume huge amounts of it.
 
paperbag said:
Dan blasted his brain with some stimulating food in the Jan 6 video and was happy and crazy. In the Jan 7 video Dan was craving certain food to blast his brain with and feel satisfied, since he wasn't getting sex. He said he was angry and unhappy.

Food does really seem like a drug to Dan, not sure if it's all mainly in his head or not.

He mentioned alcohol and that he doesn't want to get started on that as he'd probably consume huge amounts of it.
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It's all in his head. If you're allergic to peanuts and eat a bag of them, you get seriously fucked up. Dan gets sick from peanuts one day, then eats a bag of them the next day, then swears off white rice, then says he has to eat more rice. If he was actually allergic to any of these foods, they'd make him violently ill. He uses food as a rationalization for his failures (I couldn't get a job because of gluten, no one wants to fuck me because they drink Starbucks, no one has sex because they eat potato chips). It's pure autism.

For example, in the January 9th video, early in the video he says he can teach women how not to be fat because they'll eat beans and white rice every day like him. Then at 2:38 in the video he says, "I ate a lot of white rice today. I don't want to eat white rice anymore." He has crazy mood swings and blames it on food rather than whatever is wrong with his brain---which is why he's blaming a different food every day. When he finally snaps and kills Kim after saying, "Hello? I'm angry." 300 times, he'll no doubt blame whatever meal he last ate.
 
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paperbag said:
What the heck is Dan doing with his mouth just after 0:08:35?
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Funny you should ask. I actually know exactly what that is-- the answer is actually a tad obscure and (as a consequence) the full explanation is very lengthy, so I'm putting it under a cut. I tried not to use too much specialized or scientific jargon, but what follows is my best effort at breaking down in layman's terms the cause behind this specific behavior:
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And now Dan's updated his profile picture again to one that Kim took of him:
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GilaMonster said:
Is Cunt Blaster the artist & sonic the hedgehog enthusiast Andrew Fitzpatrick?
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Andrew Fitzpatrick is "andukaru" on YouTube, no idea who Cunt Blaster is, but it's not Jeremy. How do I know? Cunt Blaster can actually spell... lol...
 
WEEDle said:
Andrew Fitzpatrick is "andukaru" on YouTube, no idea who Cunt Blaster is, but it's not Jeremy. How do I know? Cunt Blaster can actually spell... lol...
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Cunt Blaster from YouTube is Colin Bender in Dan's friends on Facebook.
 
In the Jan 10 video Dan talks about wanting to give Las Vegas another go. He gets upset at Kim because she doesn't offer any support. He wants her to go with him and also cough up her money so he can get started. He says he doesn't want to get a job where he currently is.

Whilst upset at Kim he mentions Andrew Fitzpatrick and how he is in perfect harmony with him.
 
rankmelon said:
Cunt Blaster from YouTube is Colin Bender in Dan's friends on Facebook.
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I thought it was Jeremy, since "Cunt Blaster" is basically Jeremy's gimmick. Then the guy said he was an asexual virgin and that sex with 6-year-olds should be okay. I don't think even Jeremy would say that. Who knows though?
paperbag said:
Whilst upset at Kim he mentions Andrew Fitzpatrick and how he is in perfect harmony with him.
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Speaking of Andrew Fitzpatrick, Jeremy spent about an hour on the phone warning Dan he was getting trolled by him (that was in the 1/9 video Dan took down---my guess is because there were a bunch of people Dan and Jeremy went to high school with that Dan mentions by name and says they look terrible now; probably got some heat over that). I thought maybe Fitzpatrick actually believes Dan's, um, preachings, but then when Dan said that Fitzpatrick is trying to hook him up with a woman who "lives in Florida"---cliché troll move. So again, autists trolling each other. It's surprising that Dan hasn't drawn the fake accounts of "women" wanting to meet him like Lucas Werner because he seems the perfect target, but I can't think of any I've seen yet. Maybe that's where this drama is headed next.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Speaking of Andrew Fitzpatrick, Jeremy spent about an hour on the phone warning Dan he was getting trolled by him
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I kind of get the feeling that Andrew Fitzpatrick might be trolling but it's hard to believe that a troll would go through the effort of doing one of those pictures everyday. Also, the pictures seem to speak of a bit more work invested in them than Dan's ramblings do. :P
 
After seeing his sonic photo, I thought that Andrew Fitzpatrick was one of us. It seemed like he was low-key trolling whilst preaching Dan's efforts in order to gain Dan's trust, and get a little closer to being able to have some say in all the things Dan does. The thing is, he's producing drawings for Dan at a rate that lessens the likelihood of him trolling, and increases the likelihood that he's legitimately a follower of Dan's. Really, who has that much time to draw depictions of a 30 year old schizophrenic narcissist banging pregnant women in a room full of vegetables that have been glued to the wall?
 
ahyes said:
After seeing his sonic photo, I thought that Andrew Fitzpatrick was one of us. It seemed like he was low-key trolling whilst preaching Dan's efforts in order to gain Dan's trust, and get a little closer to being able to have some say in all the things Dan does. The thing is, he's producing drawings for Dan at a rate that lessens the likelihood of him trolling, and increases the likelihood that he's legitimately a follower of Dan's. Really, who has that much time to draw depictions of a 30 year old schizophrenic narcissist banging pregnant women in a room full of vegetables that have been glued to the wall?
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I agree, he's been doing this daily for over a month with no signs of stopping... I don't know how seriously he takes all of Dan's beliefs but it doesn't seem like he's doing anything malicious. Basically what I'm trying to say is I don't think we'll see Dan shoving any broken Sonichu medallions up his ass anytime soon. Maybe a bottle though.
 
WEEDle said:
I agree, he's been doing this daily for over a month with no signs of stopping... I don't know how seriously he takes all of Dan's beliefs but it doesn't seem like he's doing anything malicious. Basically what I'm trying to say is I don't think we'll see Dan shoving any broken Sonichu medallions up his ass anytime soon. Maybe a bottle though.
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I'm not sure what the guy believes (as you guys said, at first he came off as in on the joke but then the sheer amount of time he spends on these drawings makes me wonder if he's not a little off himself). If he's trolling he's got Dan fooled, which is funny because Dan trusts and/or believes virtually no one. If he ends up turning on Dan he's going to be glad he's in Europe.
 
strandedcastaway said:
I'm not sure what the guy believes (as you guys said, at first he came off as in on the joke but then the sheer amount of time he spends on these drawings makes me wonder if he's not a little off himself). If he's trolling he's got Dan fooled, which is funny because Dan trusts and/or believes virtually no one. If he ends up turning on Dan he's going to be glad he's in Europe.
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Seems odd that so many prominent "friends" of Dan live in the UK - Andrew Fitzpatrick and Gabriel Mahalu both live in the UK, and Kamilar Kulturistul (from YouTube) is our neighbor across the pond as well. Perhaps the same person?
 
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