😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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I'd never noticed what creepy ears Dan has. They're so tiny relative to the size of his head... crinkled and sharply angled. They look like a bat's.
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I'm watching "Walking from My Mom's to My Dad's in Rohnert Park" right now, and there's an accost at 12:50! (Dan starts getting angry that it wasn't successful once he's back at this dad's place, at about 17:30):


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At 24:00 - He says he's been interviewed by Channel's 4 and 7.

And here's the ABC7 story:

http://abc7news.com/rohnert-park-police-warn-neighbors-of-sex-offender/2301621/

NBC Bay Area:

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/loca...ert-Park-Police-Message-Public-439983073.html

BTW, his LA Sheriff's department booking sheet gives his date of birth as 29 January 1986, and I'm sure he's said on videos that he is 31 years old.

Are the RP PD and news outlets stating his age as 33 to try to his hide his D.O.B. (to thwart attempts at online impersonation and identity theft) or as some attempt at cover, so that he can attempt a fresh start when his probation is up in three years time?
 
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Accostus said:
BTW, his LA Sheriff's department booking sheet gives his date of birth as 29 January 1986, and I'm sure he's said on videos that he is 31 years old.

Are the RP PD and news outlets stating his age as 33 to try to his hide his D.O.B. (to thwart attempts at online impersonation and identity theft) or as some attempt at cover, so that he can attempt a fresh start when his probation is up in three years time?
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Probably just sloppy news coverage, since I don't imagine they're doing a ton of background research on some idiot perv like Cilley.

Dave Meltzer said:
He'll crack and go back to LA eventually I bet. He should start a crowd funding campaign to go to the Philippines. New neighborhood seems pretty affluent based on property prices. I'm sure plenty of people would contribute something to get rid of him.
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He pretty much has to. He's already labeled as a sex offender in that CA town, but he could blend in with all the other molesters and addicts in LA.
 
It looks like he will have to go back to LA to meet his mental health obligations as he's having trouble finding a mental health place in RP.
 
In the Walking from My Mom's video Dan shows his complete lack of self awareness. When he gets angry about the woman rejecting him. He goes off about them living near the freeway because they have no money. Have to love the guy that has done everything he can to avoid working saying this:

"They don't have the money because, they are, there's something wrong with them. That makes them not want to earn money; not desire to earn money."

strandedcastaway said:
He pretty much has to. He's already labeled as a sex offender in that CA town, but he could blend in with all the other molesters and addicts in LA.
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Yeah Skid Row is basically an entire community of people to avoid. Dan fits right in. He said that he is living with his dad and his dad's girlfriend. I'd be shocked if she could tolerate his presence for long.

paperbag said:
It looks like he will have to go back to LA to meet his mental health obligations as he's having trouble finding a mental health place in RP.
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Sounds like an excuse. A quick google search shows numerous options.
 
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Dave Meltzer said:
In the Walking from My Mom's video Dan shows his complete lack of self awareness. When he gets angry about the woman rejecting him. He goes off about them living near the freeway because they have no money. Have to love the guy that has done everything he can to avoid working saying this:

"They don't have the money because, they are, there's something wrong with them. That makes them not want to earn money; not desire to earn money."
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He's always totally clueless about how anyone else but him might feel. Narcissist, autist, whatever the cause, that's a constant. He randomly starts a conversation with a stranger who could barely speak English and is also trying to get home with her groceries, and when she doesn't agree to fuck him on the spot, he has to run her down, criticize where she lives (which of course is also where his dad lives), say she must be poor. All because she didn't tear her clothes off instantly when Dan approached her.
 
I honestly do not think that there is a hair style that suits Dan. He gives off a 'pedo' vibe no matter what he tries. Now he's sporting the title 'sex offender' for the rest of his life which is going to kill any chance of him having that dream life he's talked about and obsessed over for hundreds of hours about in his previous videos.

One day he is going to realize he already passed the point of no return in regards to his chance of being a normal human being. That's when he will snap. He is obsessed with things he will NEVER have, and a person (even one as delusional as Dan) can only take so much. I'm not saying it will be soon at all. But somewhere down the line it's going to happen. The people of Rohnert park have every right to be afraid.
 
weaponized_autism said:
I honestly do not think that there is a hair style that suits Dan. He gives off a 'pedo' vibe no matter what he tries. Now he's sporting the title 'sex offender' for the rest of his life which is going to kill any chance of him having that dream life he's talked about and obsessed over for hundreds of hours about in his previous videos.

One day he is going to realize he already passed the point of no return in regards to his chance of being a normal human being. That's when he will snap. He is obsessed with things he will NEVER have, and a person (even one as delusional as Dan) can only take so much. I'm not saying it will be soon at all. But somewhere down the line it's going to happen. The people of Rohnert park have every right to be afraid.
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Let's face it---sex offender or not, he never had any chance of achieving his dream because cult leader positions only open up every 20 or 30 years or so. Not enough people want to drink the Kool-Aid, especially Dan's brand.

In the 8/14 Facebook video, he said the neighbors got him kicked out of his dad's and his mom didn't want him because it stresses his brother out (I guess poor mom is still taking care of another autistic sibling at home), leaving only a return to Skid Row.
 
I'm a little disappointed we didn't get a few more videos out of the Rohnert Park saga. After the VegFest ejection, that walk back to his father's apartment was one of the most manic, shouty and entitled tantrums Dan has ever had.

He even reinstituted his old mandatory 30 day trial period for all women interested in bearing his children.
 
Dan posted 13 new videos to his YouTube account, so plenty more Cilliness this morning. He's also starting to pick up some supporters on Facebook. It's hard to tell if they're ironic-type people trying to be funny or serious types who actually believe in him like Jeremy Tucker, but always a bit bizarre to read the "He only went to jail for stalking that one girl, he's not bad" posts...
 
xyrichard said:
Now that Russell Greer's on hiatus, I think I've finally found a replacement. Why did no one tell me about Dan till now?
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The one thing that makes it tough is so much of his old content has been deleted (by Dan or by YouTube). But there's a lot of new content lately and it's basically the identical speeches he gave two years ago, except more manic and delusional. So have fun with this strange bastard.

Link to story about him getting banished from Rohnert Park. I like the description "polygamous colony". That sums it up well.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/274133032-story
 
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Honestly, this guy is boring as shit without his accosting videos. He just talks about fresh fruits and vegetables and positive emotion blah blah blah. Someone really needs to tell him to step it up pretty soon. If he ever does decide to accost again I hope it's anywhere but LA, and make extra sure he isn't talking with minors. I really don't get his fascination talking to underage girls, thats as stupid as you can get.
 
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