0-1:30 or so. The first 90 minutes is Dan doing a "seminar" where he explains how to lose fat, make money, etc. But first he sings the Baywatch theme song (well, what words he remembers). This part is so funny it's worth watching. Then you can skip the next 90 minutes until he goes outside.
1:32 Dan sees two women. For the first time in forever he actually decides to say hi. He hems and haws, then does it...and gets totally ignored. Ha! "The first approach is very difficult, but once you get over that..." he initially says, but then starts to get depressed that he got so little response.
1:34 He starts walking the streets cursing, "Shit! Damn it! Fuck man! Shit!" He's also disappointed he didn't film them. "I kinda had the urge to maybe grab them, but that's not going to happen, I don't know. Shit! Fuck!"
1:37 "I believe that I should be treated better." He starts talking to someone inaudible and says "We're entering the laundry room at Kim's place" so I guess Kim was in the vicinity the whole time.
1:39 Back on the street. Dan still upset about those women ignoring his first approach in a year. Dan announces he's going to the mission even though he's "not hungry from eating so many cookies" (this is the guy who says cookies make him sick and who is also going to teach everyone how to eat properly). Dan does admit he's failing by going to the mission but he gets in line anyway.
1:42:43 Guy in line tells Dan not to film him. Dan ignores him and keeps talking to camera.
1:45:20 Dan stumbles. We can't see this because the camera is just on Dan's face, but he says a woman stuck out her leg and tripped him. She (or someone else) then asks if he's recording them. Dan backs down, probably wisely. Rough day for rapey boy so far. Dan starts pondering whether he should call the police. Fun to watch Dan squirm and whine. Dan discusses it with Kim. He insists what he's doing is legal.
1:52 Back at Dan's apartment. He notes that this was like November of last year, when he said hi to four women. They didn't respond, but then he started to talk (which led to Dan's brief Internet fame with "I like you" and his "accosting women marathon"). "In the accosting women marathon, two of the girls were cool with what I was doing." That's a good percentage, 2 out of 100 didn't want you arrested.
1:59 "I need to get a haircut, I need to get better clothing, I need to get gynecomastia surgery, I need big muscles...that's pretty much it." He goes on to list chiseled cheekbones and white teeth.
2:00 to 2:25 Dan suffers. He repeatedly curses, just randomly, "Fuck! Shit! Damn it man!" I counted more than 40 times in total before I gave up. He blames his lack of pickup success on hipsters (lol).
2:14 "That was humiliating, those Asian girls earlier....they didn't even look at me....it's so crazy...Fuck! If you can't attract them, what do you have to be? Do you have to be hugely jacked? Do you have to take steroids? I don't get it....do they have to verify you are wealthy?" Gee Dan, maybe you should bathe, wash your clothes, and put down the camera. "I know I do stink if you get close enough because I've been farting so many times in these shorts." Farting is another obsession of Dan's, counting the number of farts and trying to limit them.
2:21 More cursing. "But we're good, we're doing good you know." He shows some self-awareness by saying that maybe the women weren't interested because he has long dirty hair, is carrying a camera, hasn't taken a shower today, hasn't washed his clothes...but then it comes back to those women drinking Starbucks so they don't need sex. "If they didn't drink that they would be more needy of a man. Fuck! God damn it!"
2:29 Dan goes to an online dictionary to define "aggression", "accost". "You have to be ready to attack....you have to be on the side of violence". This isn't as exciting as it sounds, but it shows how clueless he continues to be if he thinks running up to a woman and confronting her is how to pick her up in Skid Row LA. "You have to want to fuck and squeeze. When you have sex with a girl, you force yourself into her..." Ummmm....
2:45 "What if I said I had air conditioning and my place was clean....it's ice cold, and I have cold water. That would be amazing, so amazingly fun. [this is the woman] Yeah, nice place, that is nice with the air conditioning. Yeah, I'll have some water. We could sit on the bed and just drink water. Why can't people just talk?" First of all, I need to try the "I've got cold water" pickup line. Second, it's funny to hear a guy incapable of listening to another human complain that no one wants to have a conversation.
2:46 Says he should have a job, except he got offered a job a couple days ago and won't work it due to fears of getting a sunburn. "Fuck!"
Dan sort of peters out from here and goes back to repeating his goals.
