😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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The videos he makes with his girlfriend are terrifying. Poor Kim.
In many of his videos, he'll be rambling on about, like, how his magic diet will give him the power to attract a young Asian or white woman with a tiny waist, big ass and lubricated vagina who will have sex with him six times a day, and she'll be in the background quietly muttering things like, "Don't practice your thoughts on me," or "Fix your eyes, and fix your spirit eyes." She just seems so lost and unwell, and he's horrible to her.
 
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In case anyone wasn't able to make it that far into his dating video, apparently Kim is on disability for schizophrenia and it doesn't seem like it's managed particularly well if Dan is to be believed which adds yet another layer of horror to his interactions with her. Coping with life would be hard enough for someone with severe psych problems without having to deal with an emotionally abusive (he's not kidding about wanting to be with someone else over stuff as trivial as not giving him persimmon skins; any conflict between the two is viewed by Dan as proof that he "deserves" a more compatible woman), chaotic, autistic manchild on top of things.
 
When I walk down the street I generally assume the people I pass are not going to grab me and try and make out with me or film me or say weird shit but this man has just given me a new fear of random people in the street in big cities, good thing I don't live in Toronto I guess
 
To me, the creepiest thing is the fairly deep voice with the teenage girl voice inflection.

Class A nutter.
 
PTNR 2.0 said:
I haven't contributed much since the PT drama I stirred up died down, but this delightful image graced my Facebook feed the other day after some friends reposted it and after some digging, I think I may have struck potential gold.



Dan Cilley (he doesn't seem to have any online aliases that I can find) is a literally autistic wannabe pickup artist/diet guru who churns out incredible amounts of content on his Youtube channel - most videos are 10+ minutes long and feature him roaming around the city, ranting, raving, singing, accosting random women, etc. He uploads several per day and responds to criticism, etc. with comments and in some cases videos.

Here are some relevant links:

A good introduction to his personality: http://www.goodlookingloser.com/for...-i-can-approach-any-woman-i-want?limitstart=0 (he's so creepy even other PUAs think he's a creep); in this post, he reveals he "was" autistic.

His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGOq_oBmpnS39yKqX-2Xq9w - there's so much content that I honestly don't even know where to suggest someone to start. Maybe his "online dating profile" video:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_BUzxjDNK1k
His blog: http://dancilley.blogspot.com/ - more of his stream of consciousness ramblings.

He's an "author": http://www.amazon.com/Cilleys-Ultimate-Lifestyle-Transformation-Challenge-ebook/dp/B00ERQAKAS

His OKCupid (a screen shot since it may require being logged in to view):



(is on welfare; hates welfare recipients. :lol:)

His Twitter: https://twitter.com/dancilley (mostly garbage but posting this as proof that at one point he apparently had a GoFundMe to help bankroll more "accosting women" videos because everyone knows it's hella expensive to shamble around the streets talking to yourself)

He has something of his own lovequest and it knows no international borders: https://www.dateinasia.com/dancilley

TL;DR: an autistic self-loathing welfare recipient who thinks he has cured his autism with diet, believes all sorts of wacky stuff "THEY" don't want you to know (his autism was apparently caused by yeast living in his bowels, according to him), and who spends his days roaming the streets of LA ranting and raving to himself while bugging women. Thinks he's a self-help guru and diet-expert despite having questionable hygiene and even more questionable social graces. Seems to respond to interaction with videos so probably pretty easy to milk.

What do you think? Potential cow?
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He gave way too much away about his girlfriend (who isn't but is but isn't . . . infinity). I liked his whole reasoning behind getting into a relationship with someone he isn't compatible with. Let's see his reasons:

He was homeless.

He was desperate and lonely.

She had air-conditioning.

He wanted sexy-time.

And his whole model story was fucking fantastic. "Other girls . . ." His mother, perhaps?

This guy is gold. He's like a parallel-universe James Joyce where Joyce is autistic and a shit writer.
 

OH MY GOD hahaha I assumed he was filming his stalking and harassment with his cell phone like a normal creep would but I failed to factor in autism because it turns out (due to the reflection okay from the box okay of his small okay hard drive okay) that he's literally walking around with like a Handicam or something.
 
Dan showed up on my facebook feed last night. At first he seemed kind of interesting, but the more I watched him the worse he got. Googled his name, and this thread was in the top results. It doesn't look like Dan has been on the internet in about a month. No action on twitter, facebook, or either of his youtube channels. I think he was either arrested, or his camera was destroyed. His phone number is available on his facebook account, but calling that went straight to voicemail. Anyone have any info on Dan's whereabouts? This isn't to say that he should be posting videos, because he shouldn't, but I'm curious what happened to him.
 
ahyes said:
Dan showed up on my facebook feed last night. At first he seemed kind of interesting, but the more I watched him the worse he got. Googled his name, and this thread was in the top results. It doesn't look like Dan has been on the internet in about a month. No action on twitter, facebook, or either of his youtube channels. I think he was either arrested, or his camera was destroyed. His phone number is available on his facebook account, but calling that went straight to voicemail. Anyone have any info on Dan's whereabouts? This isn't to say that he should be posting videos, because he shouldn't, but I'm curious what happened to him.
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I'd like to find out too.
 
ahyes said:
Dan showed up on my facebook feed last night. At first he seemed kind of interesting, but the more I watched him the worse he got. Googled his name, and this thread was in the top results. It doesn't look like Dan has been on the internet in about a month. No action on twitter, facebook, or either of his youtube channels. I think he was either arrested, or his camera was destroyed. His phone number is available on his facebook account, but calling that went straight to voicemail. Anyone have any info on Dan's whereabouts? This isn't to say that he should be posting videos, because he shouldn't, but I'm curious what happened to him.
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Maybe he got arrested? Or put in psych? Between the flyer canvassing, his creepy factor and him straight up brazenly accosting women in public neither of the above seem very far fetched.
Schitzo girlfriend.

Not to sound over the top but when I saw he had a gf the first thing that popped in my head was murder/suicide. Which probably says more about me than it does him, but I digress.

Seriously though.

Seriously.

Serious.ly

He's weird
 
"she was freaked out"
"she didn't know I was recording because I was behind her"

He's recording a girl calling the police on him and laughing about it. Then yells at her he's a NICE GUY. This is how people rightfully get maced.
 
I found this dude yesterday. Chris was the first person I thought about because their perceptions on their attractiveness to women are equally deluded. I left a few comments on various videos to see if I would get a response. I got one today and was not disappointed. I won't quote it directly, but he basically said that he follows women in hopes of being their caretakers and the father of their children. All because of glooootin.

Sanae Kochiya said:
Why do all self-help and alternative diet gurus all look worse than chemo patients?

I mean, seriously, how can anyone think his diet is fine when it honestly looks like he's ready to die from me blowing on him.
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I wouldn't try that out if I were you. You could be his next victim.
 
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Glad to see he still lives in one of the rougher parts of DTLA. Stay golden, you potential serial rapist.
 
Shaye Saint John said:
Dan's trying a more pumped-up pep talk format I haven't seen from him in a long while, but can't keep it up. Kim's still completely insane. God I love this guy. :story: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jiwKU5dfVFc
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CAN I HEAR $50, $50, s50, C'MON GENTLEMAN, THIS BEAST HAS TO BE AT LEAST $50, $50 OKAY, WE HAVE $50 FROM THAT GENTLEMAN THERE, THIS IS AN AUCTION PEOPLE, CAN WE HAVE SOME BIDS, THIS IS A STELLAR ANIMAL, GOOD TEATS AND EASY CALVING, CAN I HAVE $55, $55, OKAY WE HAVE $55 FROM THE MAN IN THE BROWN HAT...

Fuck's sake, why are these spergs so obsessed with the size of their dicks? Are they all convinced that good sex consists solely of getting on top, jackhammering for a minute and then getting off again? Christ. And, "How come you're allowed to be out in public by your own? Where's your leash? Where's your collar? Did he at least take you to the vet to be micro chipped?"

And another thing: I am really hoping that he just got out of the shower and his hair was wet because if not, eeeeeeeeeeewwwww.
 
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