Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

Also, a brand spanking new accosting video, with a horrifying title. I'd suggest you watch it soon if you're interested. I foresee that it won't be there for long.


Video Guide:

9:00 - Dan leaves the matrix
7:20 - films a girls butt... freaks her out.. they run.
33 - beta fag white knight challenges dan
25:20 - rejection
37:10 - asks how to socialize and meet chicks
39:00 - amazing girl..
11:27 - Are you 18? ;)
46:55 - OH MY GOD!!111 are u kidding me?
47:47 - another accost


Dan's also a huge trump fan lol
 
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Video Guide:

9:00 - Dan leaves the matrix
7:20 - films a girls butt... freaks her out.. they run.
33 - beta fag white knight challenges dan
25:20 - rejection
37:10 - asks how to socialize and meet chicks
39:00 - amazing girl..
11:27 - Are you 18? ;)
46:55 - OH MY GOD!!111 are u kidding me?
47:47 - another accost

Thanks for the timestamps. I don't know how any of you find this guy to be a "lol" cow. I'm not laughing, this is just so uncomfortable, it's the worst and cringiest thing I've ever seen in my life, it's weird. This isn't funny like Geo Godley it's near unwatchable it's so bad.

I can't believe he has a website and a product about how to meet women.
 
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George was that beta faggot with the fedora who stalked random chicks and had a guinness world record for YT videos right?
 
George was that beta faggot with the fedora who stalked random chicks and had a guinness world record for YT videos right?

Yeah but I don't think he ever wore a fedora. He was also really handsome when he was young, so weird to see lol.
 
52:33 - "What is bad about filming? Like what is bad about being in public? Trump is in public, Trump is in public all the time. Why can't you be like TRUMP!?"
 
Dan's really been going off on Facebook lately, posting 12-page screeds, most of which are basically porn describing how he'll eat the asses of 16-year-old girls (yes, really) and the like. I urge you to visit his page for your daily cringe and to see him battling people in the comments.

This part of his last post---and note it's 34th on his list of how his life will be, so this shit is lengthy---is the most troubling.

"34. When your daughter is mentally and physically ready, she brings home a good man, and they appear to be really comfortable with each other, and you get to see them making love and everyone is comfortable and feels in love with each other."

He got challenged on this but said it was healthy and loving to watch your family having sex because they'd have a healthy attitude towards sex and be healthy from eating only the healthiest foods. (I always feel like it sounds sarcastic when I write this stuff, but that's basically what he said lol)

Yeah but I don't think he ever wore a fedora. He was also really handsome when he was young, so weird to see lol.
George Godley was handsome? Um, okay. I see a weirdly dressed, obnoxious, creepy dude harassing girls who weren't interested. Like Dan, he seemingly had no ability to communicate with other humans, though Dan is way further out there than George. George was a guy who never had to work for anything because he was born rich, so he never developed a personality or interests past traveling and being a jerk. Dan's one step from homeless and lives off fantasies of raping a harem of 14-year-old girls. Dan when he used to bathe and brush his teeth actually was handsome (until he opens his mouth).
 
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George Godley was handsome? Um, okay. I see a weirdly dressed, obnoxious, creepy dude harassing girls who weren't interested. Like Dan, he seemingly had no ability to communicate with other humans, though Dan is way further out there than George. George was a guy who never had to work for anything because he was born rich, so he never developed a personality or interests past traveling and being a jerk. Dan's one step from homeless and lives off fantasies of raping a harem of 14-year-old girls. Dan when he used to bathe and brush his teeth actually was handsome (until he opens his mouth).

This is Geo Godley:

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Are you shocked? Lmao...

Also here is current Geo Godley with what appears to be a decent woman, proving that any man in the world can successfully find a woman willing to talk to/be intimate with him in some way if he approaches enough of them.

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And VERY NSFW:
http://georgegodley.com/wp-content/uploads/geo aliki hand 430 X 480 webshop.jpg

Even Dan Cilley who is the weirdest, creepiest man in the world has lost his virginity. It does make you wonder about the men who claim to be totally hopeless.

I have never seen a bathed Dan Cilley but his face structure does look okay. Unfortunately he acts like The Joker.
 
Dan Cilley
Dan Cilley's Polyamory Family Daily Update (10/30/2016)

In my mind, I live in a house, and in this house are many beautiful, healthy, patient, kind, SEXUAL*, LOVING girls. We all live in this house, and our efforts are coordinated, so that we operate harmoniously. We work together to create one large LOVING family, which consists of us and as many babies as each girl can produce. We are always in a state of happiness (which is positive emotion ranging from a state of contentment to intense joy). We LOVE ourselves and we LOVE each other. We are always LOVING. We give more than we receive. We LOVE being productive. We maintain a clean house, which has clean, air-conditioned air inside, and outside, we maintain a huge garden which produces more than enough food for our family. We give away the excess produce to our neighbors, and we are constantly working on growing more. We feel vibrant and alive every morning, because we are so healthy. The air is cool and clean, and the neighborhood is quiet and peaceful. When we wake up, we all make LOVE, in this beautiful place, and reaffirm our lifelong devotion to each other. Then, they cook breakfast and we eat breakfast at 7am. We have a table that we eat at, and we all eat out of one large bowl, and ROMANTICALLY feed each other. Then, I go to work, while they clean and take care of the garden, and breastfeed the babies all in a group in the living room. At 12pm we eat lunch. At 5pm, we eat dinner. At 9pm, we go to bed, the lights go out, and we make LOVE again, expressing how much DESIRE and LOVE we have for each other. Every single day, we work hard on creating the best life possible for our family. Everyone is seriously dedicated to doing the best he or she she can to help the family grow and develop healthfully and be as happy as possible. We LOVE this. We do what we believe in, and we are as happy as can be. We record, live, 24/7, in the house, and the feed is on dancilley.com. There are cameras everywhere which allow the viewer to select which feed to watch. We love knowing that we are living the best life possible and people can watch and learn from our example, 24/7. Every day, there is a highlight video of each day which shows the best moments from each day, which show us celebrating and DESIRING and being FAITHFUL, LOVING, SEXUAL, ENTHUSIASTIC, ROMANTIC, and HOPEFUL. Now, here are some songs that describe the feelings of LOVE and ROMANCE that I am feeling right now, that I want to share with you, if you are a girl:

"On this Day"

On this day
We say
How much
We LOVE each other

On this day
I pray
That you
Will LOVE me forever

On this day
I DESIRE
To cherish you
Forever

On this day
We commemorate
Our LOVE
Together

On this day
Can you feel how
Happy I am
To be here

On this day
You are
My LOVE
Forever

On this day
We celebrate
How we are
So happy

On this day
I will say
I LOVE
You

Every day
I will say
I LOVE
You

Every day
I say
I LOVE
You

We are in LOVE together
We feel so deeply in LOVE
We are one spirit one soul
Now
On this day

Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

---

"The Warm and LOVING Feelings Life"

I kiss a girl who I LOVE smiling
And lick her cheek with LOVE 'till dying
We trust and make LOVE without trying
And hug and hug securely respiring
We LOVE affection and sometimes crying
And sleep with our beautiful babies nightly
We feel calm and LOVING here together
There's nothing else we would choose to do ever
When the baby cries at night
Our healthy energy provides
An affection and LOVE so secure and tight
It's the warm and LOVING feelings life

---

"Philanthropic Neighborhood"

We feed everyone fruits and vegetables
Everyone meets at their tables
Feeding the neighborhood to be happy
Overwhelmingly vibrant laughing

Then I see her planting
Then I see them dancing

And then there's green everywhere
The beautiful smells in the air
Everything is clean
Everything is working

Let's produce, produce, produce
I want to see the juice
I want to see you be you
And play

Go faster and faster
Make our lives better
Let's improve our lives together
Forever

---

"It Starts with DESIRE"

It starts with DESIRE
Just meet a girl on the street
Go up to her
It's free

Go for what you want
Be who you are
It doesn't matter 'bout loss
Go up to her
Say what you want
You can only mess up if you're lost

If you know what you want
Tell her what you believe in
Extend your hand
Take her in-to yo-or or or or pl-an
Yoooooooooo
Yooooooowo-oh
Yeah

It starts with DESIRE
You got to do your thing
DESIRE becomes physical things
For sure

Just know what you want
So that you can
Feel it inside you
Feel it become you

So that you become what you want
You become what you just thought
You live it
All day long
And that's what life should be
Get what you want
Get what you need
Move toward what you seek

---

"I Can See"

When I see a girl on the street
I see how she is so LOVELY and sweet
I love how she looks
I love how she moves
I can see her come toward me
I can see her so ROMANTICALLY
In softness and warmth
I can see her accepting me
I can see giving to me 'till death
I can see...
I can see...
I can see us happy and free
I can see the dream happening
I can see the dream of us happy
I can see us laughing
I can see us expanding
Unfolding and flowing into the universe
I feel us forever
I feel us surrender
To our LOVE
To all LOVE
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Oh
Ohhhh
Woah-oh
Woah-oh
All I care to see is this beautiful girl with me
This beautiful girl
This beautiful girl
Oh accept me
Oh take me
Oh woah embrace me

---

"The Healthiest Diet"

The girls are in the garden
Picking the food smiling and happy
The LOVING girls are eating fruits and vegetables
And laughing
They are eating beans and satisfied
The greens they eat make them look at the sky
And I

They know why they eat with ENTHUSIASM
Ev-ryone has so mu-uch pa-ssion
We eat as much as we want ev'ry day
And feel good af-ter we eat, in FAITH
And then lay
Together and make LOVE

Oh his joyful and SEXUAL world
Oh god
This beautiful magical world
Oh god
Oh my god
Oh my god
I am per-fect LO-OVE na-ow
I am won-der-ful LOVE oh wa-oh
Right now
And always
And forever

---

"Happy Family"

Our baby is smiling and laughing
Our baby is bouncing on my knee
You are smiling and happy
We are happy as can be
How wonderful it is to be here
With you and her and she!

---

“What LOVE Is”

You are mine
I LOVE you
I want you forever
To be yours forever
I want to feed you
I want to clothe you
I want you in my home
I want us to be together
I will follow you wherever you go
I will be near you everywhere you go
I will keep you safe
I will keep you warm
I will keep you beautiful
I will always LOVE you
I will always DESIRE to be with you
I’ve claimed you as my own
I go wherever you go
To ensure your happiness
Come to my home and be LOVED forever
A never-ending ROMANCE together
I have FAITH in our LOVE
I HOPE you feel as LOVING as I do

---

*Do you know why I am emphasizing (by capitalizing) these particular words?

Just catching up on previous Facebook posts of Dan's:
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Dan Cilley
Dan Cilley's Polyamory Family Update (10/29/2016)
I am looking for girls who want to all live with me in the same house and have babies with me! I am going to Vegas and I am going to get a house and in it we will video record each other being happy and healthy, LIVE! We will live the best life possible! We will eat the healthiest diet, which will cause us to feel very sexual. When you come over, you and I will spend at least 30 days there together until having sex. We share only positive emotions in the house because we develop our minds to only think positive thoughts. We know what we want and communicate it. We have as many babies as possible, because we crave them, because we eat a diet which allows the body to become highly desiring of sex and to reproduce. We go to The Strip and accost new girls who want to join the family. I work every day for 8 hours per day. We are constantly producing health and wellness and sharing it with the world. We cook 3 meals per day, at the same times every day, and we eat the freshest food possible. We feel so happy all the time and are in love with each other! Here are some aspects of living the best life possible that we will experience when we are together:

1. Having the confidence to do what you want. If you know what you want, and believe in yourself, then you are happy and in positive emotion all day long, and that is thrilling.

2. Approaching any girl that you find attractive, and acting how you want to act, when introducing yourself, and expressing your true desires: Don't you feel so happy about yourself when you are able to tell people how much you love them and appreciate them?

3. Working every day in order to maintain your present results, and to achieve new results, doing something that you enjoy: It feels so good to always be generating power, in the form of money, and have your energy be accepted and loved as you are giving it.

4. Attracting multiple, loving, hospitable women: They live with you in your house together and all cooperate in a spirit of absolute harmony in order to achieve one common purpose; to raise a family consisting of as many babies as the women can produce, and everyone is happy all the time (happiness is positive emotion ranging from contentment to intense joy). The more women you can attract, the better. The nicer and more nurturing and caring they are, the better. The more communicative, the better. This feels great to be a part of. And it has only been made possible because of your initial desire, which turned into a fantasy, and through your obsessing about it every day, and then working toward its attainment, it manifested. That was all done by you, and that makes you feel great about yourself.

5. Being useful to other people: If you provide for your family, if they rely on you for what they have, then that feels good.

6. Being important to other people: If you cause other people to feel positive emotions, or to influence them in a positive way, that feels good.

7. Helping other people live better lives: If you influence someone to become healthier, become better, become more confident, etc. that feels good.

8. Having the best health possible. If you always have high energy and feel well all the time, that feels good.

9. When a girl has sex with you whenever you want, wants to have your babies, and wants to have as many babies as possible: This feels great. You get to express your sexuality fully.

10. When a girl is joyful and content when eating whole, starch-based, vegan foods.

11. Seeing your baby come out of your woman's body.

12. Being perfectly honest and truthful, and having people around you still love and accept you.

13. Having an abundance of fruits and vegetables growing and being produced in your own backyard, and you eat them 3 times a day, every day.

14. Having meals served 3 times per day every single day, by beautiful, loving women.

15. Sexually pleasing women, when a woman is making sounds of great pleasure when you are on top of her.

16. Arousing a girl so well, that she gushes ejaculate all over your face.

17. Appreciating a healthy woman's natural scent, and feeling a desire to lick and suck on her entire body, and doing it.

18. Having the confidence that your woman loves what you do to her sexually.

19. Having the confidence that anything you provide financially will be appreciated by the woman, and the woman will still love you just as much, even if you only provide a minimum wage income.

20. Knowing that your woman is dedicated to you.

21. Having your penis be as hard as possible: This is done by eating a proper diet.

22. Having strong muscles, and a super-high level of energy and endurance: So when you have sex, you thrust your penis in and out of the woman as fast as possible, but also squeeze the woman tightly during each inward thrust, and when you orgasm, you have as much strength as you need in order to really give the woman an almost "crushing" squeeze, which feels satisfying.

23. Having your girl feed your mouth, but more importantly, feeding your girlfriend's mouth.

24. Seeing your woman's breast being sucked by your baby, and both mother and child are happy, and the woman loves you.

25. Delivering groceries to your family, and having your kids come to the door and out to the car to voluntarily help bring them in.

26. Praising someone, and having them feel happy because you praised them.

27. Knowing you are accepted in any group you are a part of, and knowing that you can be yourself and they will still love you and accept you.

28. Sleeping with women and your babies in the same bed (a chemical is released in the body when you sleep next to a baby that calms you).

29. Having a girl say things to you such as, "I want you inside me now," "I want to have babies with you," "You're making me horny," or vocalizing pleasurable sounds during sex, or writhing with pleasure and moaning when you kiss and lick her neck.

30. Having an "ecstatic childbirth" by eating the proper diet, so that you experience a very short labor that is pleasant, and maybe actually ecstatic.

31. Seeing your hard penis thrusting in and out of a vagina, when you are on top, above a girl, and her legs are up and spread, and to see how beautiful her belly is, how it is flat and healthy.

32. Being able to spread a woman's legs when you want.

33. Having a girl take your shirt off, massage your back, and kiss and lick your back, and somewhat dig her teeth into your skin, while making sounds of pleasure.

34. When your daughter is mentally and physically ready, she brings home a good man, and they appear to be really comfortable with each other, and you get to see them making love and everyone is comfortable and feels in love with each other.

35. When you get to make educational videos which show these moments to the world.

36. When your parents love you and are happy when you talk about sex with them.

37. When you are happy with your body and love how you look, and when you are in your house, you get to walk around naked, and anyone who sees you accepts that you are naked, and feels comfortable.

38. When you are speaking to someone, they listen to you and think about what you said. What other moments are part of living the best life possible?

Wow, another Facebook status update - he's really in the throws of a manic phase.

Dan Cilley
Dan Cilley’s Polyamory Family Update (10/31/2016)

Happy Halloween!

If you are interested in living with me in a 5-bedroom, 5.5-bath house, with other beautiful, loving, kind, nurturing girls, and if you want to have babies with me, as many as your body can produce, then I have an opportunity for you.

I am moving to Las Vegas to realize this dream, and I will have this house soon. It is in a safe, peaceful neighborhood where everyone is healthy and happy. It has a swimming pool. We will all live there together, in perfect harmony. We will eat the healthiest foods. When we eat only the healthiest foods, our bodies will become highly energetic and we will crave to have sex very often and will crave having babies. We will love the idea of producing babies. That’s why we want to have as many as possible, because we love doing it. We radiate sexuality, joy, love, abundance, appreciation, and hospitality. We are in love with ourselves and in love with life. We love everyone we are around.

In order to afford this lifestyle, I will go to work every day, becoming a master at selling door-to-door. I believe this is the fastest way to earn money, if one likes talking to people. I will sell someone else’s product to begin, but then, I want to sell fruits and vegetables, plants, and the service of turning their land into land that produces healthy food. The entire local area will become as happy and healthy as possible. First, I will give away what I sell, and then they will become addicted. At the same time, I will develop my online business. I will dedicate myself to working in a highly disciplined and efficient manner, eight hours per day, every single day.

The online business is all about teaching people how to live the best life possible, and our family showing how to live it. We record ourselves all day long, vlogging about different things we do that are really cool or helpful or inspiring or educational or philanthropic. We show ourselves waking up early in the morning, having sex and making love, eating the healthiest foods three times per day, going to sleep at 10pm, having parties on Friday and Saturday nights, and whatever else we do that shows us happy and in positive emotion. And we are always happy. We are able to always be in positive emotion because we know what we want and we only think positive thoughts and write and speak positive thoughts, and we eat the healthiest diet. The seven major positive emotions are: desire, faith, love, sex, enthusiasm, romance, and hope.

I will exercise every morning, so I will have the highest energy and enthusiasm possible.

I am becoming more and more loving each day. Love is radiating from me in all directions. I am in love with myself and life. I have lust for life. I am so happy all the time, and I would love to share my life with you.

If you are seriously interested, then please message me, telling me about yourself and how happy you’ll be living this dream together. I have such a strong desire to share the love I have that I am holding onto. I want to express to you how much I love you, and love you forever. Let's create a wonderful, amazing life together!
 
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The great thing about Dan moving to Las Vegas is that most of the Las Vegas strip is private property, with sidewalks being owned by the hotels and casinos that occupy it. Aside from that, Nevada requires permits for public filming - https://www.nevadafilm.com/permit-info/ .

The comments thread in last night's post are pretty great. More people than ever trying to get Dan to try and straighten out, a few of the same assholes continuing to egg him on. Link - https://www.facebook.com/dan.cilley.5/posts/10154443304545339?pnref=story
 
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"Jeremy Tucker : Dan Cilley is the man! A living legend! Ignore the haters dan. Do what makes you happy, just as long as its legal! But fuck what society says and people think is normal. Our sociey and generation is as fucked up as can be. And fuck people's feelings dan. It seems everyone gets offended by everything or look for a reason. Shit out society has the Kardashians as role models lol. Kids are growing up fucked. And the divorce rate is 60 percent, yet people continue to keep hitting there heads on the wall.. girls popping kids out like crazy. Kids growing up in single households with the worst non fit parents. Point is fuck what anyone thinks or wants out of you.. Just do exactly what makes dan cilley happy. If you do that you can't go wrong.. Just follow the law.. that's how I live dan, I fuck with nobody. I do me.. most people who hate on you don't even do what truly makes them happy. They do stuff to fit in and be accepted.. no heart! Insecure people with no confidence in themselves.. They need others to tell em they alright.. point is when you do exactly what you want you will reach full happiness.. others should have 0 impact on self happiness.. have a small circle is key."

I seem to recall reading a few pages back that this guy is a bisexual prostitute? Seems goofy to be calling out the Kardashians when he'd literally fuck anyone for money.
 
Just catching up on previous Facebook posts of Dan's:
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Dan Cilley
Dan Cilley's Polyamory Family Update (10/29/2016)
I am looking for girls who want to all live with me in the same house and have babies with me! I am going to Vegas and I am going to get a house and in it we will video record each other being happy and healthy, LIVE! We will live the best life possible! We will eat the healthiest diet, which will cause us to feel very sexual. When you come over, you and I will spend at least 30 days there together until having sex. We share only positive emotions in the house because we develop our minds to only think positive thoughts. We know what we want and communicate it. We have as many babies as possible, because we crave them, because we eat a diet which allows the body to become highly desiring of sex and to reproduce. We go to The Strip and accost new girls who want to join the family. I work every day for 8 hours per day. We are constantly producing health and wellness and sharing it with the world. We cook 3 meals per day, at the same times every day, and we eat the freshest food possible. We feel so happy all the time and are in love with each other! Here are some aspects of living the best life possible that we will experience when we are together:

1. Having the confidence to do what you want. If you know what you want, and believe in yourself, then you are happy and in positive emotion all day long, and that is thrilling.

2. Approaching any girl that you find attractive, and acting how you want to act, when introducing yourself, and expressing your true desires: Don't you feel so happy about yourself when you are able to tell people how much you love them and appreciate them?

3. Working every day in order to maintain your present results, and to achieve new results, doing something that you enjoy: It feels so good to always be generating power, in the form of money, and have your energy be accepted and loved as you are giving it.

4. Attracting multiple, loving, hospitable women: They live with you in your house together and all cooperate in a spirit of absolute harmony in order to achieve one common purpose; to raise a family consisting of as many babies as the women can produce, and everyone is happy all the time (happiness is positive emotion ranging from contentment to intense joy). The more women you can attract, the better. The nicer and more nurturing and caring they are, the better. The more communicative, the better. This feels great to be a part of. And it has only been made possible because of your initial desire, which turned into a fantasy, and through your obsessing about it every day, and then working toward its attainment, it manifested. That was all done by you, and that makes you feel great about yourself.

5. Being useful to other people: If you provide for your family, if they rely on you for what they have, then that feels good.

6. Being important to other people: If you cause other people to feel positive emotions, or to influence them in a positive way, that feels good.

7. Helping other people live better lives: If you influence someone to become healthier, become better, become more confident, etc. that feels good.

8. Having the best health possible. If you always have high energy and feel well all the time, that feels good.

9. When a girl has sex with you whenever you want, wants to have your babies, and wants to have as many babies as possible: This feels great. You get to express your sexuality fully.

10. When a girl is joyful and content when eating whole, starch-based, vegan foods.

11. Seeing your baby come out of your woman's body.

12. Being perfectly honest and truthful, and having people around you still love and accept you.

13. Having an abundance of fruits and vegetables growing and being produced in your own backyard, and you eat them 3 times a day, every day.

14. Having meals served 3 times per day every single day, by beautiful, loving women.

15. Sexually pleasing women, when a woman is making sounds of great pleasure when you are on top of her.

16. Arousing a girl so well, that she gushes ejaculate all over your face.

17. Appreciating a healthy woman's natural scent, and feeling a desire to lick and suck on her entire body, and doing it.

18. Having the confidence that your woman loves what you do to her sexually.

19. Having the confidence that anything you provide financially will be appreciated by the woman, and the woman will still love you just as much, even if you only provide a minimum wage income.

20. Knowing that your woman is dedicated to you.

21. Having your penis be as hard as possible: This is done by eating a proper diet.

22. Having strong muscles, and a super-high level of energy and endurance: So when you have sex, you thrust your penis in and out of the woman as fast as possible, but also squeeze the woman tightly during each inward thrust, and when you orgasm, you have as much strength as you need in order to really give the woman an almost "crushing" squeeze, which feels satisfying.

23. Having your girl feed your mouth, but more importantly, feeding your girlfriend's mouth.

24. Seeing your woman's breast being sucked by your baby, and both mother and child are happy, and the woman loves you.

25. Delivering groceries to your family, and having your kids come to the door and out to the car to voluntarily help bring them in.

26. Praising someone, and having them feel happy because you praised them.

27. Knowing you are accepted in any group you are a part of, and knowing that you can be yourself and they will still love you and accept you.

28. Sleeping with women and your babies in the same bed (a chemical is released in the body when you sleep next to a baby that calms you).

29. Having a girl say things to you such as, "I want you inside me now," "I want to have babies with you," "You're making me horny," or vocalizing pleasurable sounds during sex, or writhing with pleasure and moaning when you kiss and lick her neck.

30. Having an "ecstatic childbirth" by eating the proper diet, so that you experience a very short labor that is pleasant, and maybe actually ecstatic.

31. Seeing your hard penis thrusting in and out of a vagina, when you are on top, above a girl, and her legs are up and spread, and to see how beautiful her belly is, how it is flat and healthy.

32. Being able to spread a woman's legs when you want.

33. Having a girl take your shirt off, massage your back, and kiss and lick your back, and somewhat dig her teeth into your skin, while making sounds of pleasure.

34. When your daughter is mentally and physically ready, she brings home a good man, and they appear to be really comfortable with each other, and you get to see them making love and everyone is comfortable and feels in love with each other.

35. When you get to make educational videos which show these moments to the world.

36. When your parents love you and are happy when you talk about sex with them.

37. When you are happy with your body and love how you look, and when you are in your house, you get to walk around naked, and anyone who sees you accepts that you are naked, and feels comfortable.

38. When you are speaking to someone, they listen to you and think about what you said. What other moments are part of living the best life possible?

Started off thinking this psycho was actually giving normal and good pieces of advice, then it became weird.
 
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"Jeremy Tucker :
I seem to recall reading a few pages back that this guy is a bisexual prostitute? Seems goofy to be calling out the Kardashians when he'd literally fuck anyone for money.

Jeremy plays some sort of hypersexual Vegas douchebag role on Facebook, but who knows what's real with that guy? His job is to call anyone who questions Dan, no matter the topic---sex with underage girls, fantasies that are mostly just shitty porn, his never-ending dream of a cult, er, group of women who worship him---a "hater". Jeremy's dumb enough that I really think he believes what he's saying, but who knows what he really does other than kiss Dan's ass?

One interesting thing in some of the recent Dan Facebook threads are relatives and friends of his parents mentioning they're worried about him. Dan only replies with "I am surrounded by women with only positive emotion" or "We share the extra vegetables with our neighbors, who love to see us." When his cousin tells Dan how messed up his thinking is and how he can't magically have a million-dollar house in Vegas and Dan tells him he's going to hand out vegetables....his mind is gone.
 
Jeremy also defends Dan against those people mocking that video someone took of Dan shuffling around in his basketball shorts with the button-up shirt half tucked in. Called them superficial and shallow despite the fact that Dan judges the fuck out of every girl he communicates with.

Really hoping these two get into some real shit in Vegas. And I wonder if he asked Kim to come?
 
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In his 'news story' here:

http://www.dancilley.com/blog/11-2-2016/

He details his accosting of a volunteer girl at the mission and then accosting cars (and seriously thinking about opening the door and jumping into one of them without consent!).

Her passenger seat had stuff on it, but Dan may have opened the car door if he had been on the passenger side and the seat had nothing on it. He should have opened the door at the same time as saying, "Let's go somewhere! Where are we going? I want to tell you how much I love you!" while smiling.

LOL at this song he wrote on the same page:

"Ecstatic Childbirth"

Oh yes
Spread your legs
Spread them wide
I can't hide
My awesomely strong sexually-reproductive drive

I want you to masturbate
As the baby is coming out
Circularly masturbate your clit
Oh yes, and spread your legs up and wide
As the feeling of the baby coming through
Imagine me fucking you
Oh yes
The baby gives you pleasure
Sexual pleasure as it stimulates your g-spot
I hope you ejaculate honestly
All over the baby
To lubricate its passing
Into the world

Fucking spread those legs wide
Fuck, fuck, fuck
I will kiss your inner thighs and lick your pussy
To get the lubrication started
Baby coming for me to love
Do not push, but embrace
This magical orgasmic innocence
Relish the sexuality
I love your beautiful body
Relish this baby proudly
Orgasm and scream as loudly
Oh god I can feel myself falling in love already
I'm underneath you now
And I'm going to fuck your beautiful ass fast
As the baby is coming out
To enhance the experience

Every second of its life and raising
We'll be in heaven unmistaken
To have children makes us loving
Deliver me a baby to enjoy
It becomes my entire world
Boy or a girl
It satisfies my soul
You want something satisfying?
Pizza or hot pussy
Milk or watching your baby suck breastmilk
Cheese or chasing your child around in the springtime
Sugar lick ass cheeks
Chocolate I'd rather lick beautiful ass
Yes, have sex and have kids
It'll make you healthy and rich
Maybe not financially, but that's not what matters
 
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Dan's really been going off on Facebook lately, posting 12-page screeds, most of which are basically porn describing how he'll eat the asses of 16-year-old girls (yes, really) and the like. I urge you to visit his page for your daily cringe and to see him battling people in the comments.

This part of his last post---and note it's 34th on his list of how his life will be, so this shit is lengthy---is the most troubling.

"34. When your daughter is mentally and physically ready, she brings home a good man, and they appear to be really comfortable with each other, and you get to see them making love and everyone is comfortable and feels in love with each other."

He got challenged on this but said it was healthy and loving to watch your family having sex because they'd have a healthy attitude towards sex and be healthy from eating only the healthiest foods. (I always feel like it sounds sarcastic when I write this stuff, but that's basically what he said lol)

Hey. Who wouldn't eat some jailbait ass?
 
Jeremy also defends Dan against those people mocking that video someone took of Dan shuffling around in his basketball shorts with the button-up shirt half tucked in. Called them superficial and shallow despite the fact that Dan judges the fuck out of every girl he communicates with.

Really hoping these two get into some real shit in Vegas. And I wonder if he asked Kim to come?
where is that video?
 
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Dan's not posting videos anymore, but he's giving play-by-play of his failures on his site. It takes a security guard threatening him to get him away from this girl that showed "indicators of interest".
DAN CILLEY'S RELENTLESS ACCOST OF 21-YEAR-OLD GIRL VOLUNTEER IN THE MIDNIGHT MISSION AFTER SEVERAL INDICATORS OF INTEREST BY GIRL

Downtown L.A. - Dan Cilley, known for "Living the best life possible!" and who advocates a "never give up" and "never say die" and "live without regrets" attitude, and that "you miss 100 percent of the shots you don't take," was asked several questions about himself by a nice-looking, cute, girl volunteer cafeteria worker who was a part of a well-off-looking, white-dominated volunteer group, while standing in line for free food.

The girl was about to cut in front of Dan in order to grab a tray, walk down the serving line, and get it loaded with food, in order to serve a guest the tray who was sitting down.

Instead of walking directly up to the stack of trays, the girl waited for Dan to approach the trays first, then she was going to go behind Dan.

But Dan motioned his hand out for her to insist she go in front of him and said something like, "That's what the workers usually do, just cut in front and go directly to the trays."

The girl proceeded to the trays, and simultaneously asked, "Do you live here?" Note: The Midnight Mission is a homeless shelter in Skid Row.

Dan replied, "No, but I have my own place."

The girl said, "What do you do?"

Dan hesitated because he thought that the girl wouldn't like him if he told her he did not have a job, but said, "I make YouTube videos."

She asked, "Do you make videos for this place?"

Dan said, "No, just for myself...but it takes a lot of time...but I don't make any money at it...and you probably don't like me now because I just told you I don't work."

She said something like, "Why would I care about that?"

Dan said, "Because girls don't like guys who don't work."

She still looked as though she had never heard that before.

Because the girl seemed seriously interested, Dan said, "Do you want to hang out after this?"

She said, "I don't know," in a semi-flirtatious way, meaning, she looked as though she was intentionally making Dan work harder to chase her and woo her (this is what accosting is!), even though it appeared she was probably seriously interested.

Then, she went to a table and served the tray of food to a guest, and then Dan asked her, "So, do you want to hang out more after this?"

She replied, "I don't know."

Dan sat down at a table and ate a tray of food with Kim.

Kim left early, then when Dan's tray was almost empty, the girl came by and Dan pushed it across the table so that the girl could pick it up. When the girl looked at him, Dan asked, "So, have you made your decision yet?"

The girl said something like, "I don't know" or, "I'm not sure."

Dan can't remember if he took his tray to the back receiving table where the trays are roughly cleaned, himself, or if the girl took it to the table for him.

After Dan probably went to the back receiving table to drop of his tray, he went up to the girl and probably said, "I want to hang out with you after this."

She said, "I don't even know your name."

Dan said, "What's your name?"

He stuck out his hand, he shook her hand, and she said her name was Crystal.

She proceeded back in line to get another tray, and Dan followed her to the stack of trays. He totally ignored everyone else in the room. The girl was the only thing in the Universe that mattered, other than himself.

She asked, "Where do you live?"

Dan said, "6th and Spring."

She said, "I work at 6th and Spring."

Dan asked for further details, "Where do you work?"

She didn't answer with anything direct, and then Dan said, "I mean, what should I do, go to your work? I mean, I seriously want to get to know you."

She said something like, "He thinks he's flirting with me" to the woman giving out the drink and fork at the end of the line.

Then, after leaving the line, the girl asked, "How old are you?"

Dan said, "I'm 30." She reacted somewhat negatively to that.

Dan asked, "How old are you?"

"Guess," she said.

"I think...you're...26."

"21."

The girl somehow disappeared.

The tallest man of the volunteer group approached Dan and pretty much asked what was going on, and Dan explained exactly what he was doing.

The man said that, "Let's assume at this point that she's not interested."

All of the guests were gone, and most of the group of workers were standing around, chatting, like it was a party.

A 40 to 45-year-old woman started talking to Dan. When she was talking, Dan couldn't focus, and was looking for the girl, but she was nowhere to be found. Dan's eyes were darting around, looking for the girl. He had to interrupt and say, "Sorry, but where did that girl go?"

Dan and the woman continued to talk, but the entire conversation was not a happy one. They were not in harmony at any time. The woman explained that the volunteer group had an "unwritten rule" about meeting people while volunteering. She said no one could meet anyone else while volunteering; the purpose of volunteering was strictly to help people, to serve the food, etc. She said something about how they had to fill out a liability form of some kind, and Dan tried to ask about it, but the woman was unwilling to explain.

Dan countered everything she said with statements such as, "I can't believe that; that doesn't make sense to me. I would never think that. That's sad, isn't it? If I created a group like this, I would never think of such a rule. Isn't it fun to help people and meet new people at the same time? Can't you talk and work at the same time? I mean, that's what girls say to do in order to meet girls; volunteer. My mom has said that for years, that I should volunteer, in order to 'meet people.'"

The woman got frustrated and said, "We're just going around in circles here..."

Dan's inquisitiveness maxed out the woman's ability or willingness to explain (does this remind you of Dan's ability to outlast women in other areas of life?*) (Castaway: That's so fucking bizarre, that his unwillingness to listen to this woman who is trying to keep him from harassing a volunteer is somehow comparable to his [alleged] sexual endurance.), so he approached these two short girls: "Where are you from?"

"L.A."

Dan said, "I'm from L.A. too...but that could mean anything. You guys look like you're from a better area, because you guys look better than most people around here. The guys have bigger muscles...how is that?"

They said, in Dan's opinion, ridiculously, "We serve so much food that we build muscle."

Dan said, seriously, "That doesn't make me happy. I sincerely want to know how they are building muscle...why you guys look healthier than average...because most guys around here don't have big muscles or look as good as you." (Castaway: So he's asking the girls why they have big muscles? He says "guys" but then called them short girls at the start. I don't understand. Dan, clarify your insanity please.)

One girl said in a way that seemed to indicate she thought poorly of Dan and maybe even pitied him, as though he was a little kid, "You have big muscles."

Dan said, "What? No, I don't. I have pretty much skinny muscles."

Dan also discussed how they probably didn't want to talk to him because he was eating food there as a guest, and if he was eating there, and living in Skid Row, there is probably something wrong with him that the girls would assume. But the girls denied any such prejudice.

Then, the girl was back, and Dan went up to her and said, "Have you decided yet?"

Then he was cockblocked by the 45-year-old woman, who said, "She's feeling really uncomfortable right now."

Dan said, "She doesn't look that uncomfortable."

Sometime in all this, after following the girl around, Dan mentioned that Kim was his girlfriend, but that Kim and he "were not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."

"She looks like she's on your hip."

"Well, yeah, we're still good friends." (Castaway: Not that it matters, but it might help Dan's pickup skills if he didn't have an elderly Asian woman attached to him at all times while he does it. But she's his tugboat, so...)

Dan gestured with his hand as if telling a secret, like preventing other people from hearing by blocking the sound from escaping out from the side of his mouth.

He playfully said, "But she hasn't had sex with me in one-and-a-half years."

The girl did not respond to that at all; she had somewhat of a "deer in the headlights" look.

Then a thick, muscular black guy nearby gave his two cents, saying pretty much the same thing as the 45-year-old woman, that they are not allowed to meet people in their group. Then the entire group was gathering to take a group picture, and the black guy said that "they" were busy taking the picture.

Dan swiftly walked around the group, to the back, and stood in the middle, in the back. Everyone was interlocking arms, except no one offered to touch Dan, and Dan didn't offer to touch anyone, because he felt that no one would enjoy it.

But Dan smiled as they took the pictures, and he noticed they had five different people with cameras...so this group must have something in common with Dan, because Dan has a camera too. And Dan wants to give people free food (fresh fruits and vegetables). By the way, they were video interviewing one of the guests next to Kim while Dan and Kim were eating their trays of food, and he thought they would want to record Kim and him, but they didn't.

Then Dan went up to the girl, and said the same thing, such as, "So, do you want to get to know each other more? I mean, I'm just trying to show you that I'm serious about you, so until you tell me to leave, I'm going to keep trying."

The girl finally, as the entire group was walking away with her, said unconfidently, "Can you stop harassing me?" (Castaway: Why would Dan post this? It makes him seem so pathetic. Yes, I know, that's normal, but he actually had to type this out to post it.)

A man who was part of the group, who looked to be in very good physical shape, with big muscles and chiseled face tried to tell Dan to stop harassing her, and leave the place, but Dan stood his ground.

Dan said, "I'm not harassing her anymore."

The man put his hand on Dan's arm.

Dan said, "Don't touch me."

Dan explained what he was doing, and that he was a nice person who just wanted to talk to people and get to know that girl.

The man said sternly, "I am not a nice person."

Dan said, "You're not?"

The man said something like, "If you touch me, I will put you on this floor."

Dan said, "I'm not going to touch you. I'm just trying to talk to people."

The man walked away, looking at Dan over his shoulder. The group was leaving, and Dan followed the group, and someone said, "You're freaking her out."

Dan replied, "She doesn't look like she's freaking out."

But the security guard came out and walked at Dan and Dan didn't want to resist the security guard physically (Dan thought the security guard was going to physically push him out of the building), so Dan held the bill of Dan's cap and pointed and motioned his cap at the group and somewhat hollered, "You guys are not nice people." "This is sad."

(Castaway: there's more but this is already too long, so...)

where is that video?
Dan stumbling around in dirty clothes is every accosting video he's ever made. Just pick one.
 
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Dan stumbling around in dirty clothes is every accosting video he's ever made. Just pick one.
I think they're referring to the video where some guy films Cilley while confronting him on what he's doing. I've seen it, but I can't recall where. Most of Cilley's videos only feature him from the neck up, so while you can see how dirty he is, you can't always see what he's wearing.
 
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Dan stumbling around in dirty clothes is every accosting video he's ever made. Just pick one.

I think they're referring to the video where some guy films Cilley while confronting him on what he's doing. I've seen it, but I can't recall where. Most of Cilley's videos only feature him from the neck up, so while you can see how dirty he is, you can't always see what he's wearing.

I've watched far too many of Dan Cilley's videos and from what I remember he was always wearing regular Dickies trousers, the "diaper pants" as he took to calling them, because he wanted tighter clothing to show off his body or something like that.

He would wear the checkered shirt and a white t-shirt, a hoodie, recently the baseball cap. He often passes mirrors or reflective windows so you can sometimes see what he's wearing, and he will point the camera to check out his reflection.

I just want to see him in the baseball shorts with the half-tucked in shirt, it sounds funny.
 
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