😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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darth_hendrix said:
So as of the end of this month, Dan is fucked. He cut himself off from section 8 because living off the government is 'un-American' and he's just suddenly realizing now that he needs to scrounge up $750 to keep the apartment. "All I need is a job which sucks because I don't like working..."
He just took his steady decline into a nosedive here I think, what do you guys predict will happen?
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He'll move in with Kim, live off her SSI like he has been for the past few years, and yell "Hello?" at her 24/7 instead of half the time like he does now.
 
strandedcastaway said:
He'll move in with Kim, live off her SSI like he has been for the past few years, and yell "Hello?" at her 24/7 instead of half the time like he does now.
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Poor, poor Kim. I wonder how long Kim is going to take until she snaps and kicks Dan out. If I remember correctly, Dan said that Kim encouraged him and showed him how to apply for the house he's in right now (he was living with Kim prior to that). On the bright side, Dan will at least have regular meals while living with Kim.
 
I know that leeching off Kim is what seems like the most probable route, but do you guys think she will allow him to freeload off her permanently, while continuing to degrade her lifestyle and food choices constantly? And repeating all the various ways that she is the reason for why he's (soon to be) homeless? She also gets pissed when he continues making videos when she's trying to sleep, and is usually the reason why he ends up leaving.

Right now it seems like almost every video ends with Kim violently screaming for Dan to get out of her place, and Dan persisting on talking around her wish for him to leave. Sometimes he is banned for days (not too long ago he was even told to take all of his stuff out of her place, which he did). If it does come down to his volunteering to set up camp with Kim, I give it a week TOPS before Kim kicks him out for good. He won't take it lightly either, because she has already "ruined his life by holding him back from the greatest life possible" because of how much he "misses her" whenever he tries to branch out, but now she is directly going to personally kick his ass out in the streets when Dan goes even crazier after losing his apartment.

It would really be the best case scenario, for everybody involved, for Dan to end up in prison. I don't even think psychiatric rehabilitation would be enough to correct his mentality at this rate, when the whole world, including the therapists, are supposedly out to get him.

Edit: Paragraphing.
 
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In the latest vlog Dan mentions also removing Kim's Section 8. Also, he's having trouble deciding whether working to pay rent or living on the street in a tent would be better.
 
darth_hendrix said:
It would really be the best case scenario, for everybody involved, for Dan to end up in prison. I don't even think psychiatric rehabilitation would be enough to correct his mentality at this rate, when the whole world, including the therapists, are supposedly out to get him.
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Prison doesn't help anyone with psychological problems. If anything, it makes them worse.

It would be best for everyone else, though, because fuck that guy.
 
paperbag said:
In the latest vlog Dan mentions also removing Kim's Section 8. Also, he's having trouble deciding whether working to pay rent or living on the street in a tent would be better.
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He doesn't have the ability to stop her from getting disability checks. They're not receiving the same benefits anyway---she's schizophrenic and needs government support to survive while he's getting welfare because he's a physically healthy 30-something-year-old who thinks he's too good to work. He also said that he's going to move himself into Kim's---even though she doesn't want him to---so obviously she has to have her benefits for him to do that.

The past few videos have been really repetitive. Usually Dan says some good crazy shit in every video, but lately it's just: 1) How do I get money? I need money to get women. 2) I'll get a job doing ----, it's so simple, it's so easy. 3) But I don't want to do ---- because I'm too smart/good/white/it doesn't pay enough/I need to move to the Philippines/the boss will tell me what to do/I ate gluten. 4) God damn it, fuck. 5) Yells at Kim for a while. 6) How do I get money? I need to get money to get women. Etc.
 
dancilleyfan said:
can you give a little more details?
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Well, Dan doesn't directly say he's going to stop Kim from receiving her payments. He mentions stopping everyone from receiving welfare benefits, including SSI payments, and all that 'government trash' spoken in his Lincoln voice. It sounds like he wants to live with Kim in a tent out on the street.

He later mentions moving into Kim's place if he doesn't get the money to pay the rent on his place. He says if he does that though he'll have to conform to Kim's requirements a little (like not talking about sex), which he says wouldn't be too difficult.

The funny thing about Dan is he openly admits to being too lazy to work. He's hoping that not receiving his Section 8 will give him incentive to work. He's one lazy Kim addicted motherfucker.
 
paperbag said:
Well, Dan doesn't directly say he's going to stop Kim from receiving her payments. He mentions stopping everyone from receiving welfare benefits, including SSI payments, and all that 'government trash' spoken in his Lincoln voice. It sounds like he wants to live with Kim in a tent out on the street.

He later mentions moving into Kim's place if he doesn't get the money to pay the rent on his place. He says if he does that though he'll have to conform to Kim's requirements a little (like not talking about sex), which he says wouldn't be too difficult.

The funny thing about Dan is he openly admits to being too lazy to work. He's hoping that not receiving his Section 8 will give him incentive to work. He's one lazy Kim addicted motherfucker.
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Why does Dan's Lincoln impression have him saying "understand" and "dude" every sentence?

The only things about Kim that Dan is addicted to are that money she gives him every month, the food she buys him, and the convenient excuse she provides him (in his mind) not to ever accomplish anything. She's right up there with gluten and Starbucks as his favorite excuses.
 
In the vlog the day before yesterday, we see Dan walking home from the fruits and vegetables place a little after midnight talking about how he went there, and they apparently told him that it's better to come back around 2:30 or 3 or 4 a.m. because there were only a few people working at midnight. It's unclear why he left and didn't just remain there to begin working that night.

Then in yesterday's video, we see him at Kim's talking about his court appearance and how, when people used to tell him to "stay out of trouble," this is what they were talking about. He declares the time as 11:30 something p.m. at one point, but never leaves Kim's place for the rest of the night (I think, though I could be wrong since all of his videos are the same damn thing), despite discussing with her the possibility of going to work. He concludes that he's too lazy and spoiled by Kim to go. Actually, what he says is he's too "happy" being with Kim to be motivated to go and work.

Continues to discuss making $750 to keep his place, but then is seemingly resolved to move in with Kim and for each of them to pay about $300 each for her room, thus he would only have to work 5 days a month. I'm genuinely interested to see how this plays out, and I hope to all things holy that he gets court-ordered therapy.

Edit: I just remembered that he says his court date (trial?) is on March 10.
 
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In his latest vlog, Dan mentions that he yelled at Kim very loudly because she slammed a door. He blames his response on him eating oil which causes HPA Axis Dysregulation. Pity he didn't record his angry episode to share with us.

I'm yelling at you because I ate oil today!
 
rankmelon said:
Actually, what he says is he's too "happy" being with Kim to be motivated to go and work.

Continues to discuss making $750 to keep his place, but then is seemingly resolved to move in with Kim and for each of them to pay about $300 each for her room, thus he would only have to work 5 days a month. I'm genuinely interested to see how this plays out, and I hope to all things holy that he gets court-ordered therapy.

Edit: I just remembered that he says his court date (trial?) is on March 10.
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This is a man whose stated life goal is to impregnate a bunch of women and have them worship him but who also claims to be so "addicted" to an older schizophrenic woman (who won't have sex with him) that he can't leave her.

This is a man who thinks it's morally wrong for women to work and that they should stay at home and have babies, yet is too lazy to actually work himself and lives off of a woman's disability income.

This is a man who claims he's too "happy" to work yet spends hours each day saying "I'm angry" while cursing and screaming about how unhappy he is.

It's going to play out in a way that makes no sense and requires the least possible physical effort for Dan and the most stress and unhappiness for Kim.
 
Damn, today's episode a doozy. It starts out the same as usual, continuing from yesterday's video of Dan's hard-on for virtual Barbies. Around the 55:00 mark he kills the good vibes by trying to tell Kim how to play DVD's on her own device, and gets in a fuss over the VLC player's menu for a few minutes.

1:15:00 - Kim tells Dan to just throw out his rice, since he's just talking into the camera and it's get cold. He takes this very seriously, "why should I throw out this rice?" and she just says fine just eat it then, because who cares. He continues the argument, even convincing himself that she thinks his farts spoiled the air and made the air dirty (she didn't).
He literally pulled this argument out of his ass and rages by himself, thinking that he's making a brilliant stance against wasting food, with Kim as his target. Am I the only one that noticed the camera turns his pupils red when he's in his most livid of rages? I know its a coincidence but they're flaming today.

2:03:00 - At the height of Dan's rage over his fart-spoiled rice, Kim stops him and gives him a 100% genuine "Dan, your food looked delicious". It was perfectly timed, and even softened Dan up a bit before convincing himself to continue the agreement. Fucking heartbreaking. Also, one hour into the same Dan vs. Dan debate.

2:27:30 - Apparently Kim's landlord is now saying he can't live at her place... good call, Kim.

The rest of the video plays out as 'motivational as usual, he doesn't even mention his living situation again... just keep chanting that 'self-help formula' to yourself until that magic genie appears...
 

0:25 - "How old are you?....Are you 16? We could go to Vegas. HAHAHA!!!!! Bye!"

Literally made me facepalm. lol
 
Kim made me LOL with this:

1:29:49 "Don't throw away the rice, Dan. Keep that rice and eat it!"

Also this one is pretty golden:

1:29:00 "Well you're just like a junkie. Fucking frickin nutcase." :P
 
darth_hendrix said:
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I wanted to point out the time stamps and how long this bullshit goes on. This woman he "loves" who he is "addicted to" and can't live without (haha), he literally makes up a fake argument so he can yell at her for an hour. Over rice. It was clear in three seconds that she thought the rice had gone bad and that was it, but he totally goes nuts on her. It was one of his biggest asshole moments ever.

So Dan moved in with Kim, takes her money, and abuses her all day. I wish I had been wrong when I predicted that but it was pretty obvious. And by the way, you're not "off the government" if you move in with someone else who is living off the government and literally take cash and food from them as well. Hopefully between the manager and Dan's upcoming trial, someone will get this prick out of her life.
 
Been catching up on the last few days of Dan. It might be time to add pedophile to the thread title; actually that is probably long overdue.

First a couple days ago around 10 minutes in he starts talking about how he's going to find a 16 year old to fuck and take to Vegas. He also mentions kissing girls younger than 16.

The topic returned today. The idiot titles the video "All Women Should Expect to be Claimed by a Man at a Very Early in Life." Keep in mind that this guy is about to go on trial for annoying minors. He thinks they don't have any evidence on him. Around the 1:43:00 mark he talks about men claiming girls. The title of the video was appropriate. 16 or younger is when they should expect to be claimed according to him.

Dan says the charge against him requires the minor be prepubescent. Doesn't seem accurate:
647.6. (a) (1) Every person who annoys or molests any child under 18 years of age shall be punished by a fine not exceeding five thousand dollars ($5,000), by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding one year, or by both the fine and imprisonment.
 
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