😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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He also warrants pedolphilia with his "no victim, no crime" autistic legalese. He definitely gets more amped up with his damaged sexual desperation right before or after a court appearance.

I honestly don't think anything will come of his trial and he did get mandated counseling, it would probably be useless with somebody like him.
I think that he might get a bit of jail time, even if it's 90 days. Maximum sentence is a year, right? I've seen people point out that forcing the state to trial when there is video evidence against him and refusing to admit guilt is asking for a harsh sentence. I get that, but in the end his lawyer will likely advise him to plea bargain to probation/counseling.

I will say that "autistic legalese" is a perfect description. To Dan it's okay because if he wants it then it must be normal to want it. The last video is a five-hour justification of pursuing underage girls and his incest fantasies.
 
Heh, at 3:22:16 he mentions paying his rent and only being charged the discounted rent of $78 and that he is going to ask why he didn't get charged the full amount.

Around 3:29:00 Dan mentions the trial being extended to April 6 so the attorney can get the details of the FBI investigation into Dan (when the two detectives questioned him and asked if he had child porn on his computer).
 
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http://dancilley.com/ecstaticchildbirth/

EcstaticChildbirth.com - Associating Massive Pleasure with Having Babies! LIVE ecstatic childbirths depicted below! LIVE VIDEO feed here shows woman's legs spread...delivering the baby in a sexual, erotic fashion! The woman's head is tilted back and she is moaning in ecstasy! Totally expressing herself how she wants to! She is saying fuck, fuck, I love babies! Yeeess yeees so good...COME baby, come...yes come to mommy yes! The father is behind her...massaging her nipples and licking her face...they are kissing and sucking each others' mouths in love! There is cum all over the woman's vagina in order to soften it and help it expand easier! Prerecorded videos below. Info product teaching everything about how to have an ecstatic childbirth. Ads selling healthy and happy products.

Yeah, some cum will make things a lot easier. :P

BTW, a new six and a half hour video...

 
EcstaticChildbirth.com - Associating Massive Pleasure with Having Babies! LIVE ecstatic childbirths depicted below! LIVE VIDEO feed here shows woman's legs spread...delivering the baby in a sexual, erotic fashion! The woman's head is tilted back and she is moaning in ecstasy! Totally expressing herself how she wants to! She is saying fuck, fuck, I love babies! Yeeess yeees so good...COME baby, come...yes come to mommy yes! The father is behind her...massaging her nipples and licking her face...they are kissing and sucking each others' mouths in love! There is cum all over the woman's vagina in order to soften it and help it expand easier! Prerecorded videos below. Info product teaching everything about how to have an ecstatic childbirth. Ads selling healthy and happy products.

Now, I know that this is redundant at this point, but with every post, Dan is increasingly turning into this-


That is all.
 
EcstaticChildbirth.com - Associating Massive Pleasure with Having Babies! LIVE ecstatic childbirths depicted below! LIVE VIDEO feed here shows woman's legs spread...delivering the baby in a sexual, erotic fashion! The woman's head is tilted back and she is moaning in ecstasy! Totally expressing herself how she wants to! She is saying fuck, fuck, I love babies! Yeeess yeees so good...COME baby, come...yes come to mommy yes! The father is behind her...massaging her nipples and licking her face...they are kissing and sucking each others' mouths in love! There is cum all over the woman's vagina in order to soften it and help it expand easier! Prerecorded videos below. Info product teaching everything about how to have an ecstatic childbirth. Ads selling healthy and happy products.

There are no words for the horrifying factor of this imagery.
 
There are no words for the horrifying factor of this imagery.

I'm surprised he didn't mention women being fucked in the ass whilst they're giving birth (to enhance the experience) again like he did in his poem. I did a quick Google search on 'anal sex during childbirth' and only found questions and answers on when it's safe to start having anal sex after a pregnancy.

Also, after doing a bit of research on the lubrication thing, I find it hilarious that Dan thinks cum on a woman's vagina would help move things along easier.
 
I'm surprised he didn't mention women being fucked in the ass whilst they're giving birth (to enhance the experience) again like he did in his poem. I did a quick Google search on 'anal sex during childbirth' and only found questions and answers on when it's safe to start having anal sex after a pregnancy.

Also, after doing a bit of research on the lubrication thing, I find it hilarious that Dan thinks cum on a woman's vagina would help move things along easier.
He actually does mention it at 3:06:45 of the "Example of Having a High Sex Drive" video. He says he's going to fuck her ass and play with her clit while she gives birth.

Aside from how twisted it all is, that Dan thinks giving birth is some sort of deleted scene from "A Serbian Film", it shows no knowledge of anatomy. You'd think it would be obvious that the literal billions of women who have squeezed a baby out of their vaginas and haven't had orgasms while doing so weren't missing out because Dan didn't tell them about how their bodies should work, but...
 
He also warrants pedolphilia with his "no victim, no crime" autistic legalese. He definitely gets more amped up with his damaged sexual desperation right before or after a court appearance.

I honestly don't think anything will come of his trial and he did get mandated counseling, it would probably be useless with somebody like him.
He was also very offended that his sister didn't like his recent comments about how he wanted to fuck her. He doesn't understand why she's so uptight.
 
Looks like Dan Cilley's Facebook page got shitcanned for some reason.

Here's Dan's comments for his Relationship Addiction Rehab video. Notice that he's still been going on about incest lately:

I am on the way to a full recovery...being able to fully focus on financially supporting myself, and the women I am attracted to. I want to be able to love women 100% with all my passion, and give them what they need in order to be happy, and produce as many babies as possible. We eat the healthiest diet and the women have super healthy pregnancies and ecstatic childbirths! We LOVE ourselves and each other and LOVE life all the time! We are happy and joyful and playful and creative and expressive all the time!

Imagine a life where you get to do exactly what you want!


You LOVE the food you eat...it's the healthiest food that keeps your body vibrant and alive and your dick hard!

Your dick gets hard and you have a hot, wet vagina near you that you can fuck so good mmmmmm!

You squeeeeezzze women and feeeeeel their skin and their pussy and their hair...

You get to lick ass...lick ass HOLE so good and sweet...

The whole woman...feels so good...

You have women all around you!

WAITING for you at your apartment...to come home from work!

They are NAKED, lying on your bed with their legs spread, as you requested.

They want to make you happy!

They DESIRE to please you!

And you DESIRE to please them!

Because you eat the healthiest diet!

...You do not stimulate the same part of your brain as sex does, with unhealthy food...

Therefore...you are very horny!

You fantasize about pussy...hot, sweet pussy...

Your sister's pussy...

Your mom's pussy...

Getting your balls licked...

Sucking milk from your lactating woman's tits as you are fucking her...

This is normal.

This is happiness.

You need sex.

And you will CRAVE to have babies...

All you need to do is eat the right foods...

Which are fruits and vegetables...

And when you grow your own, they taste so good, and you LOVE, LOVE, LOVE what you eat!

Food, sex, and babies.

That's the right track.

You NEED to have sex.

You NEED to get your dick sucked...

You NEED to lick pussy...

It's so simple...

So simple...

But if you have limiting beliefs about sex...

...You won't have sex...

...And so, you won't be happy.

Because what you need in order to be happy...

is to have sex.
 
I got a good laugh yesterday when someone pointed out that his sister knows what he has been saying about wanting to fuck her.

His update:
Dan Cilley's Facebook account suspended for up to 7 days due to a post I made. And that's why we have created DanCilley.com/social! The purpose of this site is to be able to express yourself. Your healthy, sexual self! Sex is a good thing! The only reason YouTube, Facebook, and society in general prohibit sexuality, is because sex is what you're supposed to do in life, and how they make money depends on users using YouTube, Facebook, etc. as much as possible, and buying the products and services advertised. The truth is, people need to have sex, not be on social media! The main reason people are on social media is because they have no one to have sex with and are trying to find someone. If people were educated about sex in the proper way, so that they felt very positive about sex, and it were easy to flirt with each other in a sexual way, and everyone felt positively about it, then it would be easy to have sex...and then all these sources of stimulation that are around us would become less important. And everyone would be happy. Businesses are against you satisfying your sexual desire! They are against you satisfying your thirst with water! They are against you satisfying your hunger with carbohydrates! They want to use you so they make as much profit as possible. But if the people who make up these corporations are like me and Andrew Fitzpatrick, they would not compromise their morals for money. They would try to make as much profit as possible, but not at others' expense. They would not sell foods which damage the body. They would not produce and sell videos with violence. They would sell things which keep the body healthy and happy. They would promote healthy sexuality. They would promote ecstatic childbirth. They wouldn't make as much money I don't think...but the world would be healthier and happier, which is what is important.
 
Remember when this guy was just a mildly creepy nut who abused his girl, and not a future serial murderer?
I remember when he was a shitty PUA wannabe and enemy of imaginary gluten and not a guy who lays on his bed talking about wanting to fuck his mom and sister and what he sticks up his ass for fun. The good old days before the "6-year-olds should be licking each other's pussies" rants.
 
I remember when he was a shitty PUA wannabe and enemy of imaginary gluten and not a guy who lays on his bed talking about wanting to fuck his mom and sister and what he sticks up his ass for fun. The good old days before the "6-year-olds should be licking each other's pussies" rants.
I second this.
 
I remember when he was a shitty PUA wannabe and enemy of imaginary gluten and not a guy who lays on his bed talking about wanting to fuck his mom and sister and what he sticks up his ass for fun. The good old days before the "6-year-olds should be licking each other's pussies" rants.
God, I wish those days were back. Dan really USED to be a Schizocow. Now he's just a horrorcow who happens to be nuts.
 
TFW you're so busy jerking off at the thought of assfucking a woman during childbirth or w/e that you forget to use a domain name proxy and dox yourself.


REGISTRANT CONTACT
Name:
DANIEL CILLEY

Street:
206 W 6TH ST APT 371

City:
LOS ANGELES

State:
CALIFORNIA

Postal Code:
90014

Country:
US

Phone:
+1.2132832354

Email:
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@GMAIL.COM
 
His address is on his website, under contact information, and has been for years. He has about 20 ways to contact him listed. Believe it or not, people have actually sent gifts in the past (some chick bought him sheets; he then called her "fat" whenever mentioning her in the future).
 
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