😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Shit, I didn't realize that's his address. I used to hang out not too far from there, and wander around at various times of day (and night). Never ran into him. I feel like I dodged a bullet.
 
Something big happened with Kim I think. Dan has been shitty about posting the last few days and just made this 2 min video.


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Somehow he doesn't sound like a complete retard in these videos. His tone of voice is totally different and there is none of the usual moaning and screeching.
 
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weaponized_autism said:
Somehow he doesn't sound like a complete exceptional individual in these videos. His tone of voice is totally different and there is none of the usual moaning and screeching.
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Oh really? :P

Always Have Home-Field Advantage with Women - 18:00

OMG, just after the whistling he says something Cilley:

"But the manager has a lot of years of experience. Even if the manager sucks at what he does, even if he's slow and fat...hugely fat...but he's been there for years it doesn't matter. You can't rise above the manager"

Fat people are to Dan what the jews were to Hitler.

22:10 - Dan mentioned that he screamed in Kim's face because she refused him sex for the one millionth time. He says he keeps persisting at trying to have sex with her.

Okay, just because Kim refused to give Dan sex once again (at her place), he had to have an hour long rant about "home-field advantage". Typical Dan. :P
 
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Something big happened with Kim I think. Dan has been shitty about posting the last few days and just made this 2 min video.


Somehow he doesn't sound like a complete exceptional individual in these videos. His tone of voice is totally different and there is none of the usual moaning and screeching.
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1) Nothing happened with Kim---he's only allowed to stay at her place for three days per her apartment complex's rules. Then he's not allowed to stay overnight for three days. So you get three days of Kim, then three days of no Kim. Kim's getting her next disability check on the 1st and that's how Dan survives, so you can be damn sure he's not going anywhere before then.

2) These videos are the same ridiculous dating bullshit he always says, how he doesn't work because he has too much testosterone, how eating meat makes you impotent, and reviewing all of the negative things anyone ever said to him. Also, he always does more wacky noises and screams when he's with Kim because he's trying to be rude to her and piss her off. Notice in his videos with her how he'll talk, then when she talks he immediately starts making noises or doing the baby talk rather than listening to her. He's just trying to show he's better than her. So you don't get as many weird noises when he's alone.
 
Ah, Andrew and/or (more likely) Dan resurrects kamilar kulturistul and the comment hiding or blocking returns.
 
It seems Dan has some sort of reverse Aspergers. He gets deeply troubled when people, not just women, tell him what to do and he tends to blow up over the smallest things. For instance, the guy telling him not to go through a certain door as it's an emergency exit and Kim telling him to throw away his rice.

The recent Home Field Advantage video further highlights this condition. In addition to the usual re-telling of the "ssshhhh, it's like your fighting someone" and "I've got things to do today" stories Dan mentions he once got upset because a woman told him to take off his shoes when he entered her place!

Most guys are happy if they get laid and they do the "Alpha male" thing as a means to keep getting laid. Dan, on the other hand, seems to have a deep issue with being submissive or is just very easily offended in general.

strandedcastaway said:
. Also, he always does more wacky noises and screams when he's with Kim because he's trying to be rude to her and piss her off.
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Mmm, I think he does it because he mindfucks himself to believe he's high on popcorn or whatever. Despite all his ranting about eating healthy and how he should stay away from Kim, he's actually happiest when he's doing both. He also goes crazy because he knows he will feel low when he goes back to being alone at his place.

If food had the same effect on us that it does to Dan then we'd all be sitting out on the street with a Starbucks coffee in one hand and a packet of chips in the other.
 
Looks like he has internet again and is on a video posting frenzy. Subscribing to stuff on youtube as well. Not surprised this is what he spends time watching.
 
I really wish someone would explain human anatomy to Dan so we didn't have more videos like the "I am healthy right now" video where he compares giving birth to having an orgasm, taking a shit, and a guy ejaculating. Doesn't just a limited understanding of the human body show those actions are nowhere near the same thing? I don't get why he continually returns to that. Well, :autism:, but at least with the diet you could talk yourself into split peas giving you magical powers, but the ecstatic childbirth thing is just ridiculous.
 
paperbag said:
LOL, I thought this video was a little strange coming from a troll but there's a little easter egg in it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlXIsVEcR2U
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Dan talks about this video and song in one of his vlogs, and he's wondering whether or not the person is making fun of him by including the picture of a bottle in there. He never really comes to any sort of conclusion, but he also wonders how this person got his sister's audio of the song that she wrote, which is a good question. So the person that's doing this VEVO YouTube channel is someone that's in communication with his sister and someone who she would have sent her side of the song to - maybe Andrew? If not, then someone else who's in their "mastermind" group, no doubt.
 
rankmelon said:
Dan talks about this video and song in one of his vlogs, and he's wondering whether or not the person is making fun of him by including the picture of a bottle in there. He never really comes to any sort of conclusion, but he also wonders how this person got his sister's audio of the song that she wrote, which is a good question. So the person that's doing this VEVO YouTube channel is someone that's in communication with his sister and someone who she would have sent her side of the song to - maybe Andrew? If not, then someone else who's in their "mastermind" group, no doubt.
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From the video's description:
"So this is an actual Folk song with Dan and his sister singing. It is the song Andrew talked about him and Dan and his sister making. He was kind enough to send me the audio so I could make a song Dan would like in response to him calling me out the other day."
 
weaponized_autism said:
From the video's description:
"So this is an actual Folk song with Dan and his sister singing. It is the song Andrew talked about him and Dan and his sister making. He was kind enough to send me the audio so I could make a song Dan would like in response to him calling me out the other day."
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I really should get better at remembering to look at the descriptions in videos. Go ahead everyone, click the autistic button on my last post and/or this one.
 

Dan's new videos have been routine (for Dan): everyone is fat, I have no money but don't want to work, why won't anyone fuck me, blah blah. He has only recorded in his house or Kim's, so absolutely no street interaction, even walking around.

Unfortunately, the one new thing is that Kim is starving some baby birds to death. She takes these baby pigeons out of their nest and keeps them inside her apartment, so you get to watch the birds slowly wasting away as the mom and dad bird look on through the window. Animal abuse, even if it's by a psycho like Kim who doesn't "mean" to do it, is nauseating. Dan, who hates animals and protests literally everything Kim does, of course hasn't stopped her from THIS particular action because that would be too merciful. He's more concerned with what day Kim gets her disability check so he can take her money and buy Facebook ads for some scam he wants to invest in. He then spends the rest of the video on his usual rants. The camera is in extreme closeup on his face---not sure if that's better than watching the baby birds dying or not.
 
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