😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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This all reminds me of Misery. Does Andrew have Dan locked away somewhere, chopping off body parts until he creates new content?
 
Damn, anduku is really going for the jugular now;

Dan: "Andrew, what happened to my channel?"
Andrew: "Oh Youtube shut it down again, like always. But don't worry buddy I made you a new one!"

Seems like he's been learning a thing or two from those psychopathic manipulation books. I wonder if this will be enough to yield that clash with reality effect Andrew is trying to inflict, or if Dan's superior mental gymnastic skills will retain what shred of sanity he has left, in tact? I mean, the video description alone is enough to send him over the edge.
"The Official Dan Cilley Podcast is BACK! Live the Best Life Possible! Eat meat, gluten, smoke cigars and weed and drink plenty of alcohol and Starbucks! Abstain from sex!"
 
I can't believe Andrew did this to Dan, I thought he was genuine. Dan is a completely harmless, possibly high functioning autistic man. Trolling someone is one thing, but pretending to be their friend and forming a relationship with them over many months and then revealing you were secretly laughing behind their back is cruel. I think he should apologize.
 
I can't believe Andrew did this to Dan, I thought he was genuine. Dan is a completely harmless, possibly high functioning autistic man. Trolling someone is one thing, but pretending to be their friend and forming a relationship with them over many months and then revealing you were secretly laughing behind their back is cruel. I think he should apologize.

No one's falling for it, Andrew.
 
All right, that was funny, but I need Dan's counterpoint...I want to hear angry Dan flipping out on Andrew the way he did when Kim told him to throw away that rice.

I'm wondering if Dan even knows what Andrew is up to currently. Andrew seems to have taken over his facebook, google, and dancilley.com/social account and locked Dan out. Andrew likely changed the security measures as well so Dan can't even recover the accounts. Dan might just think he got hacked. It is possible that Dan thinks Andrew is helping him try to fix it. Only way Dan would even know is if he created a new account on his social page and saw what was happening. Not sure he would think of doing that to see what is going on. We've seen many times Dan isn't proactive at fixing problems. He's made blog posts on his page the last 3 days which were business as usual.

He'll probably find the videos Andrew posted on youtube eventually. Since he seems like the type to search for himself.
 
So is this Dan or Andrew?

Heh, of course it's Andrew.

Andrew seems to have taken over his facebook, google, and dancilley.com/social account and locked Dan out.

Mmm, I have a feeling Andrew hasn't locked Dan out of his Facebook account. He hasn't messed with it either, just used it to share his art page and that's it.

As for dancilley.com/social I think Dan still has access to his account, Andrew has just created new accounts impersonating Dan. Dan's got some cleaning up to do if he wants to remove all the shit that's on there at the moment. He's never bothered to moderate it though.

Also, it's now crystal clear that DJ Silly is Andrew, and so Andrew has been 'trolling' Dan even when he was apparently best buddies with him.

Is Andrew letting out repressed anger in his latest video. :P

 
Also, it's now crystal clear that DJ Silly is Andrew,

To Dan's credit, he almost figured this out once when, in one of his vlogs, he said something like, but how did they get my sister's audio of her singing the Best Life Possible song? He didn't take it any further than that though. Never once concluded that it was Andrew behind it all.

But seriously, what's with the no new videos from Dan?
 
To Dan's credit, he almost figured this out once when, in one of his vlogs, he said something like, but how did they get my sister's audio of her singing the Best Life Possible song? He didn't take it any further than that though. Never once concluded that it was Andrew behind it all.

But seriously, what's with the no new videos from Dan?
Doesn't it pretty logically follow that if Andrew took over Dan's channel and changed it to mock him yet Dan didn't catch on for at least a week that Dan probably also didn't or couldn't upload to that channel? Knowing Dan's, um, limited brainpower, he probably thought he's been uploading videos the past couple weeks (or Andrew was doing it for him). Seems like he finally figured it out but no one else seems to want to explain where he's been.

Edited to add: Or Dan can't log in anywhere, since he did 4 hours of video a day and now is suddenly silent.
 
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Also, he's written another new pornographic blog post. Looks like the fallout hasn't upset him greatly.
I don't know about that...it does an ok job of mimicking his thoughts and writing, but there's something off about it that doesn't seem like an authentic Cilley stream of consciousness.
Also, seeing as how Andrew has access to all of Dan's social media and has since been trying to smear him (something he did very well on his own, but I guess it takes 2 autists to do 1 job), I wouldn't be surprised if Andrew wrote it.
 
"And I am squeezing her...

And rotating my hand round and round stimulating her juicy clit so good yes!

As the baby's head is coming out YES!"

LOL, what does he mean by 'rotating my hand round and round'? :P
 
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