😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Dan's just had a probation and sentence hearing and now he's back at Men's Central Jail. Next court date is 07/10/2017.

I wonder if Dan could have been released on probation but he didn't want to be forced to look for a job or something.
 
paperbag said:
Dan's just had a probation and sentence hearing and now he's back at Men's Central Jail. Next court date is 07/10/2017.

I wonder if Dan could have been released on probation but he didn't want to be forced to look for a job or something.
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I'm not sure if you're kidding, but if Dan really would rather spend another month in one of the roughest jails in the country rather than look for a job (or pretend to be contrite) then he's truly insane. I really did think he'd be able to get probation after serving a "scared straight" month and would be very curious to know why he didn't. If only we knew someone who knew Dan and his family...
 
I thought Dan getting locked up would be good for Andrew too. Not the case though. He keeps pumping out content about Dan on youtube daily. I guess that beats his other obsession at least.

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Andrew does mention some interesting stuff in his videos via the Microsoft Sam voice or whatever it is that he uses instead of his own voice for singing his lyrics. And now he's using subtitles as the voice can be a bit hard to understand.

These two videos are of particular interest:



That song that WEEDle linked to above isn't from him, it's a different guy who seems to record himself talking about Dan whilst he's drunk. :P


Apart from the drunk recordings (he seems to have taken most of them down actually) he's put out other Dan Cilley related stuff like these:


 
a_name_but_backwards said:
I have read the thread, @Caterpie acted like a tard as well. I'm saying no one else should do that shit because you end up looking like a lolcow yourself.
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Everyone here is acting like a "tard" by definition, aren't they?

Caterpie/Andrew/whatever didn't just "act like a tard". He was very close to Dan and his family for months and is obviously obsessed with him. Now that something crazy actually happened in Dan's life, how about some stories? We sat through months of "gluten is bad" bullshit, it would have been nice to get hours of video when all this crazy shit actually went down. We've got a guy with the inside story and he makes shitty music videos instead. Go figure.
 
I'm not as opposed to the hijacked YouTube page as some of you. He's essentially revealing the majority of what he knows. In one of the more recent ones he said that the incest stuff scared Dan's family away.

Because of his location and his falling out with Dan, I doubt he has anymore updates about what's currently going on. And I also don't believe the Cilley clan would be willing to speak to AF even if he wanted to attempt communication.
 
Dan is a sad but also fascinating character giving us all a very personal insight into the mind of someone with autism or whatever the hell he is (or should be) diagnosed with.

Andrew being obsessed and pumping out content daily, even after his troll time has run its course is the really sad thing here. Imagine you are so retarded up stairs that you wake up every day and pump out some inane Dan Cilley content. Imagine spending all your time thinking about Dan because you are too autistic to have your own life. I wish he was the one in jail and not Dan.
 
darth_hendrix said:
He just hijacked Dan's YT account and posts a barrage of hyper-autismo 'trolling' videos... they really aren't worth the time, even if they are ~2 minutes on average, it's almost easier sitting through one of Dan's 4 hour ramblings.
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They're too repetitive. At first I got a kick out of them because of the horrific screenshots from Dan's videos, but there's nothing new recently. Just the same old "Dan's in jail. He wants his little sister to suck his dick. Poopy diaper pants." I don't even watch them anymore.
 
darth_hendrix said:
He just hijacked Dan's YT account and posts a barrage of hyper-autismo 'trolling' videos... they really aren't worth the time, even if they are ~2 minutes on average, it's almost easier sitting through one of Dan's 4 hour ramblings.
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The channel that Andrew uploads to is a new spoof channel, that he created. YouTube deleted Dan's most active channel after Andrew hid or deleted all the videos, changed the name to "analsexformidgets" and uploaded a photo of a human sphincter as an avatar.

Also, does anyone know if Dan literally sustained a brain injury after falling off his bicycle, or some other incident? (yeah, I'm not always great at reading between the lines):

 
Accostus said:
The channel that Andrew uploads to is a new spoof channel, that he created. YouTube deleted Dan's most active channel after Andrew hid or deleted all the videos, changed the name to "analsexformidgets" and uploaded a photo of a human sphincter as an avatar.

Also, does anyone know if Dan literally sustained a brain injury after falling off his bicycle, or some other incident? (yeah, I'm not always great at reading between the lines):
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Dan said in videos that he fell off his bike, and he did get a small scar on his head. However, I think the idea that he was "fine" before that and suddenly became autistic and narcissistic afterwards is pretty silly (and also not how those things work). It wouldn't explain his other descriptions of his teenage years of being afraid to talk to anyone, or throwing cats at walls, or how he enjoyed bullying smaller kids (all of which Dan attributed to gluten, of course). I don't think falling down makes you afraid to talk to girls or too lazy to work at a job 10 years later.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Dan said in videos that he fell off his bike, and he did get a small scar on his head. However, I think the idea that he was "fine" before that and suddenly became autistic and narcissistic afterwards is pretty silly (and also not how those things work). It wouldn't explain his other descriptions of his teenage years of being afraid to talk to anyone, or throwing cats at walls, or how he enjoyed bullying smaller kids (all of which Dan attributed to gluten, of course). I don't think falling down makes you afraid to talk to girls or too lazy to work at a job 10 years later.
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Surprised that's the theory when Dan's stated several times himself that he was autistic (but cured it through a gluten-free diet) and that his nutty far right-wing father was abusive towards him.
 
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