😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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Shrimply Pibbles said:
Andrew wants the attention Dan gets, but he's not interesting enough to get it on his own
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Where has he tried to get attention on his own?

I think this guy is more prepared to have the Dan Cilley Kiwi-Farmarific attention than Andrew is. :P


Speaking of Andrew, he has recently lambasted Dan for his whole fresh fruits and vegetables thing. A bit hypocritical when he himself regularly drew pictures with fruits and vegetables in them (plastered to walls) and also made those healthy smoothie videos where he blended a haphazard concoction of fruits and vegetables. He could have been trolling with those but he has said recently that he agreed with Dan about the vegan diet so I believe Andrew did look up to Dan in some respects.

So in what ways was Andrew trolling and what ways he was not? Did he go along with Dan's plan of becoming rich and famous, as mentioned in another of his videos, and so draw those pictures daily because he actually believed in the plan?
 
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I don't understand what Andrew is trying to achieve with the videos, I don't find it funny at all... But I don't believe he has ever looked up to Dan
 
Shrimply Pibbles said:
Andrew wants the attention Dan gets, but he's not interesting enough to get it on his own so he has latched onto being Dan's official troll to try and validate himself through the residual attention.
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Agreed. This puts the whole ridiculous loldebacle into a concise perspective.
 
Shrimply Pibbles said:
Andrew wants the attention Dan gets, but he's not interesting enough to get it on his own so he has latched onto being Dan's official troll to try and validate himself through the residual attention.
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He should be thankful. If he were more interesting he would probably be a lolcow himself at this point. Autistic, obsessed with Dan Cilley and serial killers, draws pictures of Dan Cilley and serial killers and posts them to facebook, makes daily videos on youtube about Dan. He's as close as you can get to being a lolcow without actually being one. Since there just aren't enough laughs.
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paperbag said:
The damn captcha image isn't displaying for me on the LASD Inmate Information Center thing. :(

http://app5.lasd.org/iic
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Click on the link for visually impaired. A couple things I've noticed: It says that permanent housing was assigned today. It also lists a bail amount of $50,000. Never saw that before.
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On a different note, Dancilley.com is no longer a functioning blog.
 
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Fyrstar2002 said:
t says that permanent housing was assigned today.
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Yeah, looks like he's still got some more time to serve. No details on release date and the next court date hasn't changed from 07/10 though.

Fyrstar2002 said:
It also lists a bail amount of $50,000. Never saw that before.
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That was always there I think. :P

Fyrstar2002 said:
On a different note, Dancilley.com is no longer a functioning blog.
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Yeah, Andrew has said the hosting renewal fees were due.

dancilleyfan said:
why do you even keep checking that channel?
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Andrew is a funny fellow
He deserves our attention

 
Is the courtroom open to spectators? If so, has anyone taken time out of their busy schedules to watch the proceedings yet?
 
Probably the most incriminating video made about Dan yet:


Contains extensive clips of Dan rambling about how babies should have sex, discussions on fingering 3 to 6 year olds, talking about child porn, his balls on a baby's head and with the grand finale of Dan having an explosive orgasm, I would say it's "Case closed". Hopefully they can show it during court tomorrow. I'm sure it would be a blast.

Previous videos contain numerous examples of Dan talking about his incest fantasies regarding his sisters and mother, but I think this is worse.
 
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WEEDle said:
Contains extensive clips of Dan rambling about how babies should have sex, discussions on fingering 3 to 6 year olds, talking about child porn, his balls on a baby's head and with the grand finale of Dan having an explosive orgasm, I would say it's "Case closed". Hopefully they can show it during court tomorrow. I'm sure it would be a blast.

Previous videos contain numerous examples of Dan talking about his incest fantasies regarding his sisters and mother, but I think this is worse.
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Nothing else needs to be shown in court as he was already convicted in May. Dan's already been in a very real jail for nearly two months and while no one seems to know how much longer he'll be there, the evidence was submitted back then.

I have to admit, I'm very curious to see Dan's first video when he's released (and yeah, he said he's quitting YouTube but he quit a bunch of times and came back, plus he was doing videos until practically the start of the trial). Part of me expects him to go back to just talking about the exact same shit as before and barely mention prison---which seems impossible, but this boy's brain ain't right.
 
WEEDle said:
Contains extensive clips of Dan rambling about how babies should have sex, discussions on fingering 3 to 6 year olds, talking about child porn, his balls on a baby's head and with the grand finale of Dan having an explosive orgasm, I would say it's "Case closed"
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Whilst Dan has never said he actually wants to fuck a baby he does include babies as a part of his Live the Best Life Possible fantasy, as his fantasy is all about making babies rather than just enjoying the sex in itself. He's said "whilst a woman is breastfeeding it's a perfect opportunity to have sex." A bit silly as it's not like a woman has her vagina or anus exposed whilst breastfeeding. In some weird way it just must turn him on thinking about it.

Him saying babies should be introduced to sex (note he didn't say they should have sex) is just him being extreme in being totally opposite to how his parents raised him, where they treated sex in a conservative fashion. Maybe if someone molested him when he was young (like how someone molested his mother when she was young) he wouldn't be so liberal and he would not entertain the idea of some sick fuck fingering a 6 year old girl (even if she appeared happy whilst it was happening).

But this is all old news. Andrew is just going over territory he's made videos about before.

 
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paperbag said:
What is going on? Dan has got yet another hearing thing tomorrow.
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Without being present (or at least reading a transcript) this is just speculation, but I can envisage Dan's behavior in court not helping with proceedings, and causing delays and postponements.
 
Accostus said:
Without being present (or at least reading a transcript) this is just speculation, but I can envisage Dan's behavior in court not helping with proceedings, and causing delays and postponements.
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Like any other big-city court system, they're probably really backlogged. So he gets scheduled for a hearing but they don't get through the 50 cases ahead of him so it gets pushed back again and again. It would help if we knew his exact sentence, which has never been posted, but if he got 6 months or a year, we're not close to being there yet. Then Dan's behavior would factor in---with his lack of remorse or understanding and vowing on video to stalk (er, "accost") underage girls again, there's no rush to release him early.
 
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