😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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I believe he's still in LA with Kim, because he said that Kim won't move with him to Rohnert Park unless he's able to buy/rent a townhome. Unless that means he's in Rohnert Park without Kim?
Hard to say because he hasn't given any specifics? Dan doesn't have a place to live in LA, remember, so maybe his family got him to come back home for now? Guess we'll find out eventually.

Dan's new thing is just flat out asking for someone to give him land to build what I would call a commune where people can grow fruit and vegetables. His dream continues to be himself at the center of some sort of cult where he provides for everyone and is loved and respected. Other than that it's the same script as talked about many times before jail (which he still hasn't discussed and is the only thing interesting going on with him right now).
 
I think jail may have reinforced Dan's whole fruits and vegetables thing. Seeing all those 'toxic' inmates who are there because they eat hyper stimulating food and do drugs.

I have an amusing thought that Dan may have actually enjoyed jail to some degree where he got high off gluten and a fellow inmate may have managed to smuggle some substance in which Dan partook in taking. Dan may have also misbehaved in jail and did things like clog the toilet and bully some fellow inmates and stuff. But now that it's over he doesn't even want to think about it. :P
 
Whoever logged into Gabriel Mahalu's dancilleyfan account and rated me autistic, that was very mean. Have some respect for the dead, Gabriel Mahalu was a true Dan fan and would never do such a thing. R.I.P. Gabriel Mahalu. I hope you are solving equations and lifting weights in heaven.

Anyway, I doubt Dan caused any kind of trouble in jail. Whenever Dan is around other men IRL, he usually clams up and acts like a shy little child. He probably just sulked and wallowed in poopy diaper pants for two months whilst trying to avoid the other prisoners. He probably had many gluten-induced drug trips.

Some thoughts about Dan's prison sentence and how his move to Petaluma might go in song form:

 
Sigh...

I've been a long time watcher of Dan Cilley. A very long time. I have only recently heard about Kiwifarms (about 6 months ago) and have been following the board since. I just now created this account to express my disgust of Andrew Fitzpatrick because of his behavior towards Dan.

Does anyone here not feel the same? Does anyone not see the pathetic, sad, and socially inept loser that EVEN made a video praising Dan and telling the world that he has mental issues himself? I mean, I really saw an innocent side of him. There is nothing wrong with believing in something, but if you find out you disagree later, let it be.

Andrew, no wonder you are a pathetic excuse for a man. You know you are, and do you know why? Because of behavior like this. Dan is clearly mentally unstable. Why do you feel the right to meddle in his life in a negative way? Do you not have even an ounce of moral fiber or respect towards people? Even people you once respected and looked up too? You are no worse then him and his talks about preying on people when you are doing the same. If you meet a mentally illperson IRL life (i doubt you get outdoors much and socialize with people), do you harm them, too? You need your own Kiwifarms thread so people can see what a fucking weirdo you are.
 
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I love people who type out sighs. Let me type out some grunts. You're just as naive as Dan if you think that I legitimately "looked up" to him. Even the late, great, Gabriel Mahalu knew that I didn't really believe in Dan's absurd teachings. Being a vegan or vegetarian is good, but Dan clearly isn't someone you should be taking diet advice from, or any kind of advice really. The dude gave himself gout because he wanted to recreate the great Irish potato famine of the 1800s for some bizarre reason with his "All-Potato Diet".

I used to think Dan was only a danger to himself but my opinion of him has changed now. Good job for white knighting Dan as if I'm beating on some mentally-deficient cripple or something. He is a big, strong man who if he wasn't so damn stubborn and deluded could have actually done something with his life or at least had an average one. He is at least smart enough to get a 2 year college degree, he's held down jobs for long periods of time in his past so he's more than capable, just unwilling, so I have no pity.

He is bi-polar and autistic, but he is too stubborn and stupid to see a psychiatrist because they won't support his delusions and he won't listen to reason. You're really grasping for straws if you think when I see a clearly disabled person in the street or whatever my reaction would be to start mocking them and making art and music of them. Clearly this is just the exception, an exceptional and bizarre partnership I found myself drawn into with Dan and this is just a way to send off that era and I enjoy making the music and writing the lyrics.

Also hi Cunt Blaster. You type the same way as in the comments. Good to know you've made your way here. Congrats you giant faggot.
 
Sigh...

I've been a long time watcher of Dan Cilley. A very long time. I have only recently heard about Kiwifarms (about 6 months ago) and have been following the board since. I just now created this account to express my disgust of Andrew Fitzpatrick because of his behavior towards Dan.

Does anyone here not feel the same? Does anyone not see the pathetic, sad, and socially inept loser that EVEN made a video praising Dan and telling the world that he has mental issues himself? I mean, I really saw an innocent side of him. There is nothing wrong with believing in something, but if you find out you disagree later, let it be.

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Why does Dan deserve our sympathy? Dan is mentally ill, but he's also a drain on society, danger to young children, animal abuser, narcissistic, angry, and useless. He's a 230-pound man wandering the streets hitting on 14-year-olds. Dan has also spent years screaming at, manipulating, and taking money from (and raping) an even more mentally ill person in Kim. Andrew may need to get a life, but I don't feel at all sorry for Dan. If any of Andrew's videos or anyone else sending Dan's video to the LAPD put Dan in jail for a while, to me that's a positive for the world.
 
I love people who type out sighs. Let me type out some grunts.

You love people who type out sighs? Is your brain and the concept of communication that infantile? Is all this some desperate attempt to make yourself feel recognized and relevant in the world? Do you have nothing better to do? I don't think this is a good outlet for your autism and various personality disorders. You should seek help you socially inept wanna-be. Stop trying to make yourself feel relevant; you never will be because you are about as interesting as a wet sock. You just can't do it Andrew, you're better off racking up thousands of hours in some obscure video game. Stop interfering with his life. I am here to see how things unfold, not to interfere with how he lives his life.

You are so delusional, that you, in fact, think I'm somebody else. This should be a signal that you are becoming more and more unhinged and detached with reality. Literally evolving into Dan himself. The irony. Greasy-haired autistic freak.

Do yourself a favor and see if mummy and daddy can pay for you to enroll in a fancy internet rehab center in Sweden. Or was it Switzerland?
 
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I still don't really get WEEDle / Andrew Fitzpatrick. For months he was in a 'partnership' with Dan drawing those pictures everyday but now he makes Dan diss tracks everyday. He's mentioned how amusing he found Dan but he mentions nothing else positive about him except the veganism. I really don't get it.

What's amusing though is the fact Dan became best friends with a stoner. :P
 
You love people who type out sighs? Is your brain and the concept of communication that infantile? Is all this some desperate attempt to make yourself feel recognized and relevant in the world? Do you have nothing better to do? I don't think this is a good outlet for your autism and various personality disorders. You should seek help you socially inept wanna-be. Stop trying to make yourself feel relevant; you never will be because you are about as interesting as a wet sock. You just can't do it Andrew, you're better off racking up thousands of hours in some obscure video game. Stop interfering with his life. I am here to see how things unfold, not to interfere with how he lives his life.

You are so delusional, that you, in fact, think I'm somebody else. This should be a signal that you are becoming more and more unhinged and detached with reality. Literally evolving into Dan himself. The irony. Greasy-haired autistic freak.

Do yourself a favor and see if mummy and daddy can pay for you to enroll in a fancy internet rehab center in Sweden. Or was it Switzerland?

This is boring. You know very little about my life besides the content I spend an hour or two each day making, mainly just to amuse myself. I'm not as far gone as Dan that I believe that this is my ticket to e-fame. I enjoyed making those pictures for Dan of course, but they were always intended to be satirical.

I got into the habit of doing something "every single day" because of Dan. The fact that I've started making music instead of art has very little to do with Dan as I've been playing instruments on and off for years and I've just now gotten into using Digital Audio Workshops, using sequencers and samplers.

When I make the music tracks I'm not even thinking of Dan. I just add the lyrics and make the videos as an afterthought. I keep an instrumental track saved and one with vocals, whether that be the robot voice, Dan's voice or my own.

I don't really give a fuck what you're here to do, and if you don't like my content then that's okay. Some people get a kick out of it and others think it's retarded as fuck. So be it, such is life. I've already wasted enough time responding to this already. This is Kiwi Farms son, a website where people specifically track other people's lives and failures, I just decided to take it a step further. I'm only going to keep doing it for as long as it makes me laugh.

Dan's just out of jail, so I'm waiting to see if anything interesting happens. Of course if Dan fades off the map into complete obscurity I'll have nothing new to write about and I'll stop.
 
Some people get a kick out of it and others think it's exceptional as fuck.

Aren't you concerned that you're bullying Dan? I know he's an easy guy to make fun of and this is the Internet and all that but this is a guy you've spoken on the phone with and stuff. Dan's only ever publicly said good things about you and here you are bagging the shit out of him on a pretty much daily basis. Pretty nasty considering you just admitted him inspiring you to do the "every single day" thing don't you think?

Do you think it would be funny if Dan committed suicide and you would have that on your conscious? I remember you as DJ Silly suggesting to Dan to try out erotic asphyxiation. To be honest, I do enjoy your work but there is a dark side to all of this. Putting aside all the fun and games you are a piece of work. The time you trashed Dan's forum with images of beheadings and stuff was quite disturbing.

You also seemed to have gotten sick pleasure out of "breaking Dan's heart" as you put it.
 
Aren't you concerned that you're bullying Dan? I know he's an easy guy to make fun of and this is the Internet and all that but this is a guy you've spoken on the phone with and stuff. Dan's only ever publicly said good things about you and here you are bagging the shit out of him on a pretty much daily basis. Pretty nasty considering you just admitted him inspiring you to do the "every single day" thing don't you think?

Do you think it would be funny if Dan committed suicide and you would have that on your conscious? I remember you as DJ Silly suggesting to Dan to try out erotic asphyxiation. To be honest, I do enjoy your work but there is a dark side to all of this. Putting aside all the fun and games you are a piece of work. The time you trashed Dan's forum with images of beheadings and stuff was quite disturbing.

You also seemed to have gotten sick pleasure out of "breaking Dan's heart" as you put it.

Yeah, Dan was very nice to me and said nice things during the beginning and middle of our partnership. He was encouraging, and despite all of his disgusting views there was a period of time where I did actually somewhat enjoy our conversations.

I thought that in some way maybe if Dan had some positive encouragement in his life he might actually get better. Jeremy Tucker and Dan's dad have been very bad influences for Dan, and Kim is not mentally well enough to seriously help Dan.

Dan continually self-sabotages any opportunity that is handed to him. He was making money selling shirts, then he decided to ignore something that works that for selling satellite dishes.

There was someone whose hobby was making indie games, and he was going to make a video game based on Dan, although it was Dan's idea in the first place to make a video game (despite hating them) he threw that away too. Even his family are sick and tired of his bullshit.

He wouldn't listen to any advice, I knew he was going to get his dumb ass thrown in jail but he was convinced that he was in the right and would get away Scot-free.

Now he knows he's wrong he will refuse to ever acknowledge the fact that he has royally fucked up the rest of his life when if he just used his head for once he could actually have what he always rants and raves about - a home, family, children, garden full of fruit and veg, but Dan's mind is a garden full of shit.

He's a selfish asshole who cares about no-one but himself and he is incapable of even imagining other people's thoughts and views are mostly subjective, because he's always right, and he will convince you with his impressive, well thought out arguments, such as are featured in my videos.

I don't really feel bad for mocking someone who has such disgusting views that he broadcasts so openly and proudly, and I seriously doubt Dan is going to kill himself over my videos.

To tell you the truth, I doubt he's even watched them. And if he has, well he's watched videos of many YouTubers trying to tear him down before and he just found it funny and assumed that they were jealous haters who wanted to be like him, so I don't see that this would be any different.

Dan wants to avoid anything negative, despite the fact that he is negativity personified, so he probably wouldn't watch much anyway. Yeah, I've spent far too much time on Dan, he has his unpredictable moments but usually he is very transparent easy to read.

EDIT: One thing that really makes Dan's self-centered nature stand out is remember when Dan would talk for ages in his videos about how his own mother was raped as a child by the school janitor, and so she hates sex and that's for fair for Dan?

Well he was so open and willing to air his own mother's trauma, but he's not even willing to acknowledge a few months he spent in jail? Seriously, fuck Dan Cilley.
 
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Why are you so upset about someone fucking up their own life? I understand it must of been frustrating when you were trying to help Dan but you make it sound like he went out of his way to fuck up yours. You really think a Dan Cilley indie video game would have been that entertaining? :P

Well he was so open and willing to air his own mother's trauma, but he's not even willing to acknowledge a few months he spent in jail? Seriously, fuck Dan Cilley.

"Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not" :P
 
Why are you so upset about someone fucking up their own life? I understand it must of been frustrating when you were trying to help Dan but you make it sound like he went out of his way to fuck up yours. You really think a Dan Cilley indie video game would have been that entertaining? :P



"Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not" :P

I'm not really that angry about Dan, he is just my creative muse, whether I love him or hate him, you've gotta admit, he was pretty funny in his prime, and the only way I think I'm better than Dan is that I'm not a leech to society, a nuisance / danger to the public or an advocate of rape and pedophillia.

I think that Dan could be a good warning story for other people to not go down the same path he did. So ironically, just by others observing his sheer incompetence, he may inspire others to Live The Best Life Possible.
 
Don't count Dan out yet. His strategy of asking people on facebook to give him a house could pay off. I'm sure people will be lining up in the streets to attend a party hosted by 2 people that never shower. Every party needs a presentation on fruits and vegetables. I'm sure they'll be fascinated to learn that Dan doesn't believe in using pesticides. Since they gave his ass a rash when he stuck a cucumber in it.

Funny seeing one of Dan's care bears show up. Any grief that 230 lb. amoeba gets he earned. Andrew's biggest crime is wasting time but it is his time to waste. This was a great point by him "Well he was so open and willing to air his own mother's trauma, but he's not even willing to acknowledge a few months he spent in jail? Seriously, fuck Dan Cilley."
 
@WEEDle, I really enjoyed your artwork (which Dan inspired). I thought it was funny, yes, but also interesting and good just on its own merits, as art. I saw it as a rare example of how one could potentially interact with a cow in a net positive way... not that I knew all the details.... but I'm sorry to say at this point you seem like a cautionary tale. That tl:dr rant about Dan above suggests to me you are not being honest with yourself about the weirdly codependent creative partnership you formed with this total maniac.
 
@WEEDle, I really enjoyed your artwork (which Dan inspired). I thought it was funny, yes, but also interesting and good just on its own merits, as art. I saw it as a rare example of how one could potentially interact with a cow in a net positive way... not that I knew all the details.... but I'm sorry to say at this point you seem like a cautionary tale. That tl:dr rant about Dan above suggests to me you are not being honest with yourself about the weirdly codependent creative partnership you formed with this total maniac.

Thank you, I appreciate that, but I have always been honest about how bizarre the situation I landed myself in with Dan was and that it wasn't planned out in advance, it just sort of happened, or at least I was after I stopped talking to Dan and I could be more open and honest about what was actually going on.

It's still fun for me to do this, at least for now, but now Dan is out of jail and being incredibly boring. If he continues being boring and fades into obscurity then I will also. I'm like a ghost haunting Dan and the only way for Dan to exorcise me is to stop making a fool of himself online.
 
If he continues being boring and fades into obscurity then I will also. I'm like a ghost haunting Dan and the only way for Dan to exorcise me is to stop making a fool of himself online.

I'm afraid you're in for a long wait. Dan is probably playing it safe for now and knows he can't get into trouble talking about fruits or vegetables. That's why he limited or stopped accosting after that security guy threatened him and basically went into safe mode with the fruits and vegetables thing. In a year or two he'll be back to his old tricks once he stops feeling the law on his back.
 
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