😵‍💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert

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yolo2020 said:
I'm afraid you're in for a long wait. Dan is probably playing it safe for now and knows he can't get into trouble talking about fruits or vegetables. That's why he limited or stopped accosting after that security guy threatened him and basically went into safe mode with the fruits and vegetables thing. In a year or two he'll be back to his old tricks once he stops feeling the law on his back.
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Yeah, you're right. Truth be told I'll probably lose interest in making the videos by next month and I'll just go back to my art unless Dan does anything interesting.
 
Weeeee!
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You know, if he made videos of this impregnation fixation he's on, he could maybe even become a moderately successful porn producer.

Who wouldn't want to walk into a super seedy adult film store and buy a dvd of "Dan Cilley presents: Fresh Fruit Mansion Creampies 3, the Re-Impregnationing"?
 
Just signed up to ask this one question: Why the fuck did Dan Cilley stop making videos??

Only explanation I've read is that he broke his "Obamaphone" (no idea what the fuck that is, but guess it's some sort of a government issued phone to people on welfare? Surely he could have gotten another some way), and frankly I would have thought he would be pretty darn fast at getting another cheap phone.

There have been many people trying to piggyback on his fame with their own videos but sadly those videos are boring as shit.

I want Dan back.
 
Gudrun.Margret1 said:
Just signed up to ask this one question: Why the fuck did Dan Cilley stop making videos??

Only explanation I've read is that he broke his "Obamaphone" (no idea what the fuck that is, but guess it's some sort of a government issued phone to people on welfare? Surely he could have gotten another some way), and frankly I would have thought he would be pretty darn fast at getting another cheap phone.

There have been many people trying to piggyback on his fame with their own videos but sadly those videos are boring as shit.

I want Dan back.
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Some autistic freak hijacked some of his accounts.
 
Dan is looking for support in his latest venture on Craigslists:

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/eve/6234065820.html Archived: http://archive.is/MN62z

I learned my lesson about not holding out any expectations of Dan after his second foray to Las Vegas. It sounds stupid in retrospect, but I was under the impression that he had some sort of sales/marketing job lined up, and was optimistic that he could adapt his experience and confidence approaching/"accosting" women, and capacity to rote memorize vast quantities of information about products, into continually calling or approaching prospects, and through sheer volume achieve the occasional sale.
 
Accostus said:
Dan is looking for support in his latest venture on Craigslists:

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/eve/6234065820.html Archived: http://archive.is/MN62z

I learned my lesson about not holding out any expectations of Dan after his second foray to Las Vegas. It sounds stupid in retrospect, but I was under the impression that he had some sort of sales/marketing job lined up, and was optimistic that he could adapt his experience and confidence approaching/"accosting" women, and capacity to rote memorize vast quantities of information about products, into continually calling or approaching prospects, and through sheer volume achieve the occasional sale.
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This is a 30-year-old man who lived off the SSI of a 50-year-old schizophrenic who hadn't showered in a decade when he could have gotten a job. He's got the autistic obsession part down, but not the desire to actually work or put in effort at anything. Also, he thinks you can "manifest things with your mind" and that talking for hours about having a house will get you a house, so he thinks he's progressing by making 5000-word post after 5000-word post or four-hour video after four-hour video about accosting or vegetables or his magical mansion or whatever.
 
It's amusing now knowing that Andrew cracked the shits with Dan because Dan decided not to go ahead with his video game idea. Andrew must have gotten pretty hyped up over it! :P

And now despite Andrew being all white knighty saying this:

"and the only way I think I'm better than Dan is that I'm not a leech to society, a nuisance / danger to the public or an advocate of rape and pedophillia."

he's now mentioned in his latest video that he wants someone to donate a camera to Dan so Dan can go around accosting women again.
 
I believe I have discovered a link between people obsessed with impregnation/wanting to pass on their genes and autism. Dan Cilley and Lucas Werner are outspoken examples on this forum, but there could be more that just don't talk about it all the time. I think that people with autism use their twisted logic to come to the conclusion that the only point of life is to survive and reproduce and they're unable to create any higher purpose for themselves due to their severe mental incapacities. This guy in this video is another good example.

 
Dan wants to reproduce as his therapist said that people are happiest when they're being productive. And so because the word 'reproductive' has the word 'productive' in it he put two and two together and, well, yeah, that's the logic behind him wanting to have as many offspring as possible.

Jeremy Tucker says Dan is going to be on the Ricki Lake show. :P

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