😵💫 Skitzocow Dan Cilley - autistic self-help guru/diet expert
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paperbag
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Bit of a longer video now. Dan and Kim celebrating Dan's 31 and a half birthday: 
https://www.facebook.com/dancilleyprofile/videos/10155291369120339/
https://www.facebook.com/dancilleyprofile/videos/10155291369120339/
strandedcastaway
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Dan's back with new videos. He's already disabled comments. Haven't had time to watch more than a few minutes, but it sounds like he really is going to pretend the jail time didn't happen and go back to telling us how we're all fat, no one has sex, etc.
GilaMonster
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Dan sounds more Rain Man than ever in his new vids.
Fyrstar2002
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I'm so frustrated. I've sent Dan a friend request, I've messaged him several times, but I can't get on his friend's list to save my life. What do I need to do FFS?!?!? I wanted to send him a video camera so that he can get back to his accosting, but I need his address to do it. Any suggestions?
WEEDle
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My suggestion is quit whilst you're ahead or risk going down the maddening path I went down. I have Kim's address, although I have no idea if Dan is staying there regularly or not. Can't think of anywhere else he'd be since he deliberately made himself homeless.
So has anyone watched Dan's latest video all the way through? I really can't be bothered to watch anything from Dan anymore unless it's accosting. If he mentions his incarceration at all I would probably watch it but I highly doubt Dan is man enough to face reality.
As for your earlier question about why I deleted Dan's videos, I rated you late, but I'm feeling a bit more generous now. There were many reasons, one of them being that he mentioned my full name repeatedly and obsessively in just about every video he released for months during our partnership. Each video heavily featured my artwork. There were phone conversations between myself and Dan that he had recorded on video, some personal information about myself, etc.
As far as I can tell, no one else has bothered to archive them. I'm happier that those are lost to the ether. That and I was just generally pissed off, and Dan had made it clear at that point that he had no interest in making videos, which he seems to have changed his mind on now. Maybe he learned a thing or two about accosting in prison? Who knows...
strandedcastaway
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I'll put it this way---if you told me Dan made these videos before he went to trial and served time in jail, it would be totally believable because it's the exact same script. Says "vagina" a lot, no one has sex anyone, complaining about gluten and everyone being fat, only he knows how to eat the right diet, etc. It could have been from July 2016 or July 2015. Someone needs to change the recording.
Edited to add: He even repeatedly complains about the "negative comments" he's been getting on his videos when he hasn't posted one in several months AND he turned off comments on the new videos.
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Kill yourself.
youaredoomed
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You really are a sick, obssessed, autistic freak. There needs to be an Andrew Fitzpatrick KiwiFarms thread.
Anyone have the video of him stuttering and admitting he has mental health issues and Dan is his savior?
EDIT: Also, several of my posts about Andrew were deleted. I want to inform everybody that Andrew himself if going against multiple forum guidelines listed above. My posts were not going against any rules or guidelines that I know of. My removed posts were probably Andrew complaining to moderators. Also, he is known for using fake accounts to fit his narrative. Beware of this sicko.
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Dave Meltzer
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Look at the first line of this post. Now look above.
- Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
youaredoomed
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I'm not being any less civil than he is.
WEEDle
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The moderators deleted those posts for a reason and it had absolutely nothing to do with me. It was their judgement call and I fully agree with their decision. Calm down and stop trying to make this thread about me. It's about Dan Cilley. I wouldn't be surprised or disappointed if a moderator decided to delete these shit posts as well.
If you really have that big a problem with me take it up with me in a PM and stop shitting up the thread. Stop trying to drag me back into it when I've made it clear that I only want to observe from now on. I've retired from Dan content creation. Dan's a free man now, it's up to him.
If you really have that big a problem with me take it up with me in a PM and stop shitting up the thread. Stop trying to drag me back into it when I've made it clear that I only want to observe from now on. I've retired from Dan content creation. Dan's a free man now, it's up to him.
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youaredoomed
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You actively interfere in Dan's life. You talk to him, his family, and you have even made art in praising him and his ideology. I'm not making this thread about you and it's sad you even try to pull that card. You are a part of Dan's life, and you always will be, whether you like it or not, so It's not outside of the realm of reason to bring you up in a thread about him in a few posts. You just don't see Dan as your BFF anymore and you feel upset that he has hurt you for some reason.
I just don't see why you think you are safe from ridicule while you are just as blatantly Lolcowzy.
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I just don't see why you think you are safe from ridicule while you are just as blatantly Lolcowzy.
EDIT: Made the post more civil
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paperbag
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Wow, you really don't like the man now do you? What's he done to you man? And don't say you don't like him because he's a public nuisance. Why? Because you want to watch more of him being a public nuisance.
Also, why are you so interested in his experience in being incarcerated? You may be disappointed with the details as I've heard it was fairly uneventful (sex offenders are kept in separate cells) .
darth_hendrix
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My guess is that Dan did the worst thing to Andrew, which was nothing. After all the effort Andrew put into all his Crayola drawings and the time invested in personally worming his way into Dan's personal life in hopes of undermining Dan's sanity in some deranged, psychopathic quest for empowerment over others... Dan came out on top by moving on with his life with little to no regard or mention for what has been done by Andrew.What's he done to you man? And don't say you don't like him because he's a public nuisance. Why? Because you want to watch more of him being a public nuisance.
Dan, the delusional, autistic 'self-help guru' proved to be the bigger man in this situation and came out on top by not reacting at all like Andrew planned, and is now a reflection of Andrew's own weaknesses and shortcomings; a personification of his own pathetic and meaningless existence.
paperbag
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Dan's as energetic and manic as pretty much ever in his latest video (quite entertaining I find). What are the odds he will be depressed tomorrow though?
I'm happy Dan's got a decent Obamaphone for video recording this time. Pretty good quality and no lagging.
Another thing that hasn't been noted yet is Dan signed back onto food stamps (he mentioned it in one of his previous videos).
Heh, bit of a silly move on your behalf as I believe Dan has stopped and started making videos numerous times. You didn't wait long at all before spitting the dummy.
Maybe it's a good thing you've lost interest in him now though. Bon voyage Mr Fitz!
Oh, and you must be pleased to know that Dan has now unblocked Jeremy Tucker and is now friends with him again. Weeee!
No more Mr Meddler who thinks he knows what's best for Mr Lolcow.
...and is weed really that good for you? You may just be as delusional as Dan.
I'm happy Dan's got a decent Obamaphone for video recording this time. Pretty good quality and no lagging.
Another thing that hasn't been noted yet is Dan signed back onto food stamps (he mentioned it in one of his previous videos).
Heh, bit of a silly move on your behalf as I believe Dan has stopped and started making videos numerous times. You didn't wait long at all before spitting the dummy.
Maybe it's a good thing you've lost interest in him now though. Bon voyage Mr Fitz!
Oh, and you must be pleased to know that Dan has now unblocked Jeremy Tucker and is now friends with him again. Weeee!
No more Mr Meddler who thinks he knows what's best for Mr Lolcow.
...and is weed really that good for you? You may just be as delusional as Dan.
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WEEDle
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Heh, bit of a silly move on your behalf as I believe Dan has stopped and started making videos numerous times. You didn't wait long at all before spitting the dummy.
Maybe it's a good thing you've lost interest in him now though. Bon voyage Mr Fitz!
Oh, and you must be pleased to know that Dan has now unblocked Jeremy Tucker and is now friends with him again. Weeee!
No more Mr Meddler who thinks he knows what's best for Mr Lolcow.
...and is weed really that good for you? You may just be as delusional as Dan.
Yes, I am delighted to know that Jeremy Cucker is still willing to suck Dan's dick despite the fact that Dan blocked his "best friend" since high school for months just because some random guy he met on the internet said he was a dick.
It's like the ending of pretty much any cartoon show, despite what crazy shit goes down, everything's back to normal by the next episode. Maybe if you're lucky Dan will go back to Vegas and make an ass of himself again.
strandedcastaway
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It's EXACTLY the same as the last time (or the last last time?) he restarted his channel. You can still find some of these on YouTube, where he does the "Dan Cilley seminar" on how to live the best (edit: I wrote "past" here, which is funnier) life possible. It was 10 months ago, according to YouTube, and the same exact same speech we're getting today (except now he's fixated on the ecstatic childbirth bullshit too). But you're right, in a few days we'll be back to depressed Dan because that's how his insanity goes.
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paperbag
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Thanks for this. I never listened to this before.
God what an awkward interview mostly on the part of the interviewer.
I listened to the whole thing and I don't think they talked about the elephant in the room once, which is Dan is sticking a camera in the faces of the women when he approaches them.
This video he made after taking a break for a little while, he isn't manic at all though.
This one about 8 videos later he is though. I think this video and the latest one (7-31-2017) are the most manic I've seen him.
Then the day after he's back down again.
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